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Michael Tan
1 year
Of course that’s your contention, you’re a new VC who just expensed a meal at Nobu and saw a Toast card reader for the first time when you paid. You started down the Vertical SaaS rabbit hole, probably just read the Bessemer Toast memo. You’re gonna be convinced of that until…
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Many of my startup friends see that I used to be an investment banker and have consequently asked me to explain to them what's going on with SVB as I would explain it to a 7 year old, so here goes:
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Michael Tan
1 year
My hometown of Fremont, CA is looking like Switzerland this time of year. The Bay Area is so back.
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Michael Tan
1 year
21/ This leads to a downward spiral because more withdrawals —> exacerbates liquidity issues —> leads to even more depositors withdrawing —> and so on
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1 year
20/ Also there’s some prisoner’s dilemma game theory here because even if you think the bank is OK, if everyone else withdraws, then it becomes not OK and you end up losing all the money you deposited in the bank if you stay in while everyone else pulls out
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Michael Tan
8 months
Of course that’s your contention, you just listened to an episode of “The History of Rome Podcast” for the first time after getting bombarded with “every guy thinks about Rome daily” tweets on your timeline. You’re gonna be convinced of that until…
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Michael Tan
1 year
You gonna plagiarize all of VC Vertical SaaS thought leadership for us? You have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or, is that your thing — come onto Twitter, read some other seasoned VCs’ blog posts, and then try to pawn it off as your own to impress founders?
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Michael Tan
6 months
@CorpFinScum Sorry to inform you that the next generation of PE and Growth investors have already been conditioned to outsourced diligence to McKinsey and Bain
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Michael Tan
10 months
@aniiyengar this is peak content and nobody would post such a thing on the other app
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Michael Tan
1 year
1/ Banks take deposits. When they take a deposit this creates a liability because the depositor can ask for the deposited money back whenever
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Michael Tan
10 months
A university is just a wrapper around a hedge fund
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Michael Tan
1 year
11/ Why? Because now investors can access ~5% yields risk free from the government (US Treasuries), which decreases what people are willing to pay for securities that yield just 1.56% with similar duration.
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Michael Tan
1 year
9/ It just so happens that most of SVBs depositors are startups, and with the bad macro disproportionately affecting growth tech, some startups have become more likely to ask for their deposits back to use for whatever reason.
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Michael Tan
1 year
@villox agreed, my thread is probably best for a ~12 year old
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Michael Tan
1 year
18/ OK so back to the first option to get more cash — SVB goes ahead and sells ~$20bn of bonds, taking a ~$2bn loss. Now this made ppl freak out. Was their liquidity position so desperate that they were willing to take a $2bn loss just to get some liquidity?
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Michael Tan
1 year
2/ Banks lend these deposits out to earn interest. This is how banks make money. Banks lend some proportion of deposits out because not everyone will withdraw at the same time.
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Michael Tan
1 year
5/ So SVB had a ton of deposits that it needed to make money off of by lending out. So it used those deposits to buy a ton (~$90bn) of very very safe bonds and 10-year duration mortgage-backed securities.
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Michael Tan
1 year
12/ This means that SVB put a ton of deposits in low-yielding bonds that have lost value due to recent rate hikes. AND they have a depositor base that is more likely to withdraw deposits now.
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Michael Tan
1 year
I moved from NY to SF almost exactly a year ago. After a year of experiencing SF, I've come to the conclusion that NY is far superior. Moving to SF was a mistake. NY friends, I'm excited to announce that I'll be coming back to NY next month! The views were overhyped.
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Michael Tan
1 year
19/ All depositors see this and are like oh shoot, better safe than sorry, and start withdrawing all their deposits. No one wants to be a depositor in a bank that has even a whiff of liquidity issues
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Michael Tan
1 year
“As a matter of fact, I won’t because VCs drastically overestimate —" —VCs drastically overestimate the attach rate of new adjacent product lines onto the core vertical SaaS platform? “Invest Like the Best — Building Uber Eats” episode. Yeah, heard that too.
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4/ Ok so our friendly neighborhood bank SVB got a TON of deposits because many well-funded startups banked with them during the last decades’ startup boom. Startups deposited their funds with SVB
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Michael Tan
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10/ Simultaneously, with large interest rate rises by the Fed recently, all of those securities that SVB had invested in that was yielding 1.56% now lose value
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Michael Tan
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6/ This was also back in 2021 when interest rates were really low so (harken back to all the ZIRP memes), so all of these securities yielded just ~1.56%. A low yield, appropriate for a safer security in a low interest-rate environment.
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Michael Tan
1 year
8/ However this means that there are a ton of $$$ that SVB doesn’t have access to draw on in the case that a ton of depositors come asking for their money back from the bank (because those $$$s are locked up in those securities)
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Michael Tan
1 year
3/ This means if a bank has $100 in deposits, they don’t need to keep $100 in the bank at all times. They can lend out some portion of that $100 to make money, and just need to make sure they have enough in the bank to satisfy any regular withdrawal requests.
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Michael Tan
1 year
15/ The first is by selling some of the securities they have that they are not holding to maturity (these are called available for sale, or AFS). These securities have also lost value because of those rate hikes
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Michael Tan
1 year
...you find out about the Tidemark Vertical SaaS Playbook. Then you’ll be talking about “extending through the value chain” and becoming “multi-product” and you'll talk about how companies like Toast and ServiceTitan are exemplars to be followed...
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Michael Tan
1 year
Just an incredibly average day in San Francisco
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Michael Tan
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17/ The second thing SVB did was to do a fundraise — SVB said it would raise $2.25 billion, including $500 million from private-equity firm General Atlantic and offering $1.25 billion of convertible preferred and common stock to investors.
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Michael Tan
1 year
13/ To be able to face those potential withdrawals and fulfill them, SVB had a sudden need for cash to fulfill any withdrawal requests.
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Michael Tan
1 year
16/ However if the need for cash is very acute, then SVB would be willing to take that hit in value in exchange for getting access to all that tied-up money in cold hard cash that it can use to fulfill withdrawal requests
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Michael Tan
1 year
7/ So now SVB has $90bn of deposits locked up in 10-year duration securities that are pretty safe.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
8 months
@SamoBurja You gonna plagiarize all of Roman history content for us? You have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or, or is that your thing — come onto Twitter, watch some 10 minute Youtube video on Rome, and then try to pawn it off as your own to impress girls?
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Michael Tan
1 year
14/ So how can they get that cash if they have so much $$$ locked up in those long-dated securities? By doing 2 things:
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
8 months
... you find out Edward Gibbon’s “The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.” Then you’ll be going on about how Christianity led to the gradual loss of civic virtue among the citizenry, leading to the fall of Rome.”
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Michael Tan
1 year
Very underrated consideration in choosing a place to live: Can you walk out of your house on most days and experience a glimmer of the Sublime from your surroundings? I find that SF allows me to answer "yes" to this question to a much higher degree than NY does.
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Michael Tan
8 months
“As a matter of fact I won’t because Gibbon drastically overestimates..” …Gibbon drastically overestimates the impact of Christianity, especially in comparison to the failure of Rome to build lasting institutions that could consistently solve the succession problem…
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Michael Tan
1 year
@micsolana VCs subsidizing 75% of my grocery spend and getting the groceries delivered to me in 15 minutes
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Michael Tan
8 months
…instead relying on Diocletian’s overly complex Tetrarchy which led to frequent devastating civil wars? @SamoBurja — "How Roman Emperors Handled The Succession Problem." Yeah, heard that too.
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Michael Tan
3 years
If cities are a product, Mayor @FrancisSuarez has lowered Miami’s CAC by degrees of magnitude
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Zuckerberg turning down Yahoo's $1bn acquisition offer for Facebook is the modern day equivalent of Alexander The Great turning down Persian King Darius's offer of ceding him all the Persian territories west of the Euphrates in exchange for ending his invasion
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Michael Tan
3 months
As a former vertical SaaS operator with @glossgenius and @check_hq , I've developed a ton of respect for @davelyuan and the team over the years. Excited to be officially joining the team @tidemarkcap . DM me if you want to chat about platforms, vSaaS, fintech, or anything else!
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tidemark
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We are stoked to welcome @TheManMikeTan to Team Tidemark!
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 months
@blader They should make the Mathcounts countdown round a national event like the super bowl to instill belief in society that 100x engineers exist
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
10 months
Can confirm the Fed has successfully broken the back of inflation — I just got 20 McNuggets for $6
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
6 months
@Goodtweet_man Chinese man born in 1899 is a contender here too
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Everyone talking about Sequoia and Benchmark but what about King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella's family office earning a 1,000,000x markup on the stake they acquired when they lead Christopher Columbus's seed round
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Michael Tan
7 months
Years ago, I lived in Tel Aviv for 2 months. The same streets I would walk down are now subject to rocket barrages. Israel is an amazing place. It’s a story of a people who, after millennia of persecution, strove to build a strong and humane society with liberal values. The…
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Michael Tan
10 months
3 of my most talented friends are building a startup in the trillion dollar residential real estate space and just raised a seed led by Andreessen. Insane product velocity. They’re looking to hire engineer #1 and designer #1 . DM me if you or anyone you know is interested.
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Michael Tan
6 months
“Life can be so much broader, once you discover one simple fact, and that is that everything around you that you call 'life' was made up by people who were no smarter than you. And you can change it, you can influence it, you can build your own things that other people can use.”
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David Perell
6 months
Have met ultra-successful people from all walks of life with completely different styles, and my biggest takeaway is this: There are almost no rules. Do what's best for you. Everything works... but you need to be really, really, really good at whatever you commit to.
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Michael Tan
9 months
Two of my most exceptional founder friends are building a freight tech startup and they’re hiring full-stack engineers. They got preempted by a top fund for their Series A and are going from 0 to >$1M in ARR in a matter of months. DM me if interested. More details in thread 🧵.
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Michael Tan
3 years
Today my doorman told me “be safe” instead of the usual “bye” or “see you later.” Was confused for a second and then felt very conscious of my ethnicity.
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Michael Tan
1 year
I wrote a short philosophical novella on AI in college, and it became a #1 Amazon Bestseller back in 2020. @_rachelbraun and @TWiStartups had me on last week to chat about the book and share predictions on AI — it was a blast, so check it out! +link in bio for the book
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Michael Tan
2 years
@gbrl_dick Ngl I told my gf to buy the dip so many times in the past few months but she never listened and now she’s flexing on me
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
3 months
5 Waymo’s simultaneously appeared at my front door last night as it came time for my housewarming attendees to depart. Only in SF.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 months
Growing up doing math competitions and watching people like Scott do this right in front of me has been a godsend for my calibration for what “really smart” truly looks like. Having a high bar for talent is a winning strategy. But it has to truly be high.
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Jack Burlinson
2 months
In case you were wondering just how cracked the team @cognition_labs is... This was the CEO ( @ScottWu46 ) 14 years ago.
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Michael Tan
2 years
Born too late to enjoy VC-subsidized ridesharing Born too early to enjoy VC-subsidized trips to Mars Born just in time to enjoy VC-subsidized grocery delivery and wine subscriptions
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Michael Tan
1 year
As a Duke econ grad, I'm curious if they include Daniel Jones's 4 yr $160M contract when they advertise the average earnings of Duke econ grads
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Michael Tan
3 months
I asked my 5 year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up and he told me “Dad i want to be a Member of Technical Staff”
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
. @AbhayVenkatesh1 and I hosted an intimate gathering of AI founders, investors, and thinkers in SF tonight. Over a feast of Cantonese cuisine, we reasoned through Nick Bostrom’s Vulnerable World Hypothesis, AI’s Straussian Moment, and much more. Some takeaways below:
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Michael Tan
2 years
In awe of the @BeanstalkFarms team’s indefatigability. $77M gets stolen in a devastating hack and their immediate response is to just go work 100 hours a day for 100 days straight to get the protocol back up and running. Built different. S/o @isthispublius @SiloChad @astncapital
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Michael Tan
1 year
Just returned to my hometown in the Bay Area. The drought-ridden landscape of my youth is more verdant than ever before. The creek that was dry my entire childhood is now full of water. For the first time I’ve experienced the wonder that led our ancestors to worship rain gods.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
9 months
Introducing @weekendfund 's latest market map: What does it take for enterprises to fully adopt AI? (Hint: It's a lot, and there's a lot of products that need to be built!) Please keep the suggestions and feedback coming. The map is a work-in-progress — what did we miss?
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
@seungylee14 Samarkand is highly underrated
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Incredible to see how far @contrary has come — something that isn't mentioned in this thread is how @etarczynski gave 100s of young, hungry folks like 19-year-old me the opportunity to learn about and contribute to the wonderful world of venture + make lifelong friends. Will…
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Eric Tarczynski
1 year
In 2017, I knew zero people in VC. I took out $50,000 of loans and slept on couches/in cars. By 2022, I managed hundreds of millions, and had backed startups like Ramp and Anduril. The five most important lessons learned building a venture firm *truly* from scratch:
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Men used to go to war so they could say "I was part of the conquering army of Italy." Now men join early-stage startups so they can say "I was part of scaling ARR from $10mm to $100mm."
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
10 months
One of the densest podcast episodes I’ve ever listened to in terms of the amount of information distilled per unit time. @davelyuan is one of the most knowledgeable investors in the world when it comes to vertical market SaaS
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Patrick OShaughnessy
10 months
My conversation with @davelyuan Everyone says he’s one of the few people to talk with on the topic of building and investing in vertical market software businesses I especially loved the case studies that I’d never before encountered Enjoy!
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Michael Tan
6 months
One of the most important career decisions in your life is your choice of spouse/partner. Great advice from @paulg in his "How to do Great Work" essay. Have seen choosing the wrong partner as a failure mode for otherwise exceptional people multiple times.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
3 years
Today I accidentally said “Try this API” when I meant to say “Try this IPA”. Confirmed I’m one month into working at an API company @check_hq
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
5 months
The cult of the engineer in Silicon Valley likes to say things like “Jobs didn’t even code. It was Woz that was responsible for the Macintosh.” Yet it was Jobs that was irreplaceable. After a certain scale, Woz became replaceable.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
10 months
Announcement: New Event Series w/ @AbhayVenkatesh1 AI <> Verticals is a private seminar series on AI applications in certain verticals. For our first dinner, join us as we explore how AI can revolutionize the trillion-dollar healthcare industry. Details in 🧵
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Ok guys we've officially hit the bottom — one of my most bullish crypto friends who was staking tokens to harvest 10,000%+ yield back in 2021 just discovered US treasury bills and is raving about the ~4% yield on them.
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Michael Tan
11 days
Death, taxes, and @JebBush tweeting about Ramp fundraises
@JebBush
Jeb Bush
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Ramp announces Series D-2 capital raise
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
4 years
@whrobbins Howard Hughes: SF (more like the West Coast) --> tons of flight innovations LA --> Produced major films, turned around RKO, a major film studio NYC --> Got massive amounts of financing from Wall St DC --> wielded major political influence and had tons of connections
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
5 months
AGI will render the vast majority of humans worthless in the labor market, creating a new world order of 1% AGI overlords, and the 99% serfs who are fed by UBI. Will you accept the UBI? Or will you do whatever it takes to get on the other side of the inevitable wealth divide?
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Michael Tan
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
Guy who makes a note of the POS system in every restaurant he goes to
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
10 months
It’s all about investing in generational founders in large markets. Every other data point (traction, hiring, GTM, product velocity, etc) is just a reflection on 1) the founders’ ability to execute and 2) the market’s ability to support the product.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
7 months
We’re hosting a dinner with @CityofPraxis tonight with leading founders and investors in San Francisco, dm me or @AbhayVenkatesh1 for an invite to the city of the future
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
Apple Customer Support can be a substitute for therapy
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
@packyM When @retool allowed me to turn a SQL query into so much more
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Kudos to the govt. This is what we avoided: 1) Huge dampening of the innovation system that has been the main driver of economic growth 2) 1000s of companies not being able to make payroll 3) A run on regional banks, leading to consolidation of all banking activity into 4 banks
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
Just turned my SPY gf into a $BEAN gf
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Michael Tan
5 months
"Abhay" There are some people you meet who rapidly change your life's trajectory. For me, that's @AbhayVenkatesh1 . People talk about soulmates, but soulmates aren't just limited to romantic relationships. You can truly ascend to new heights when you're with the right people.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
3 years
@asanwal @pipe every SaaS company wants to have ARR instead of MRR, and investors looking for yield would love to receive cash flows from SaaS contracts (arguably better than 1st lien debt). Obvious and strong value prop, and a killer team to top it off.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
4 years
Crazy! My book just hit #𝟏 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 on Amazon, just 5 days after release. We're #1 in the entire Political Philosophy category, above works by some of my personal favorites such as Machiavelli and Plato. Check it out (E-book is $0.99):
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
3 years
Is it just me or is it more enjoyable to work at 12am than at 12pm?
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
8 months
1/n Announcing Revelation — an organization for the world’s best operators, founders, and investors to learn and apply political philosophy to startups. Full details --> link in thread If interested, reply to this tweet or DM @AbhayVenkatesh1 , @PaulCasinelli , or myself.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Over the next ten years, the value creation that begins in Twitter DMs will be far greater than the value creation that begins in the email inboxes of investment bankers and consultants
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Michael Tan
3 years
The feeling of meeting a new person you vibe with is simply exhilarating. Nothing compares… save for catching up with a longtime friend.
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Michael Tan
2 months
What a divine weekend in SF. Can’t believe I still have folks in my DM’s trying to convince me that Miami is better.
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Michael Tan
3 years
In 10 years this will be a Call of Duty mission
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Michael Tan
1 month
. @maxkluo and I regularly host a little VC and Founders poker night at our place with @SinikDemren and @SpencerFarrar . DM if you want to join the next time we do it! Only a few seats around the table as we like to keep it intimate ♠️ ♥️ ♣️ ♦️
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
There are some pretty asinine takes going around blaming VCs and Peter Thiel for the SVB collapse. Advising your friends and founders to get out of a shaky bank does not make you blameworthy for the bank collapsing, it just makes you a good friend and prudent advisor.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
Asked a founder friend how the romantic life is going now that he's moved to NY (from SF), and he replied, "I don't have a girlfriend. I have a cap table." Bullish @aniiyengar
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
9 months
It's such an advantage to have trusted friends and advisors who push you candidly and relentlessly. If you close yourself off to negative feedback because it hurts your feelings or you feel like it "harms the friendship", you're doing yourself a disservice. h/t @AbhayVenkatesh1
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
2 years
Had a group brunch and by the end of it 2 tradfi friends venmoed me large amounts to sow $BEAN for them. Bullish.
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@TheManMikeTan
Michael Tan
1 year
@milquepoast Its time to build
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