The Macalope
@TheMacalope
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Part man, part Mac, part antelope.
His woodland home on the edge
Joined June 2008
RT @JonyIveParody: “No one is buying the phones that Apple cannot make enough of to keep up with demand.” —@TheMacalope #Apple #DOOMED . ht….
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Nobody wants iPhones under their tree. They'd rather have foldable phones. Or something.
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Programming note: This week’s column will be published on Wednesday.
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RT @DanRShafer: Wisconsin owes @joshdzieza and @reckless at @verge for their relentless reporting on the Foxconn debacle. No one covered t….
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None of us will ever forget the day Tim Cook broke into his own company disguised as Andy Dick to place a processor in the wrong device.
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RT @macworld: Apple is fighting for your privacy and the Macalope is cheering from the sidelines. .
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RT @macworld: The Macalope watched all of Intel’s anti-Mac ‘Go PC’ ads. Hilarity ensues.
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The Macalope would advise Intel to quit wasting its time and money on defensive ad campaigns and just focus on what it does—or used to do best.
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RT @macworld: Apple’s security follows a simple rule: Everyone’s a suspect.
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Apple's security practices may be inconvenient to researchers, but that takes a back seat to overall security.
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RT @macworld: Wait, the Macalope is siding with Facebook? Now we’ve seen everything.
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The Australian government is set to pass legislation that will require Facebook and other sites to pay for links to Australian news content. And that's just wrong, says the Macalope.
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RT @macworld: . @TheMacalope has seen a lot of Apple “flops” in his lifetime but none were deemed so floptastic as the Apple Watch. https://….
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The Macalope has seen a lot of Apple u201cflopsu201d in his lifetime but none were deemed so floptastic as the Apple Watch.
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RT @macworld: Scammy apps make a mockery of Apple's promises for its App Store. @TheMacalope:
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The Macalope: Scammy apps make a mockery of Apple's promises.
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RT @macworld: Rumors point to the Touch Bar going away. @TheMacalope asks, is Apple throwing in the towel?
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Rumors point to the Touch Bar going away. Is Apple throwing in the towel?
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FACT: Most charts only go to 95 or 96 percent.
Customer satisfaction for the iPhone family, says Luca, is at 98%. That’s the number Tim Cook told CNBC was “literally off the charts.”.
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RT @macworld: If the iPhone 12 mini isn't selling well, Apple need only look into the mirror for the reason why. @TheMacalope explains. htt….
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Just gonna repost this and go sit down in the woods somewhere for a while.
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RT @macworld: Annual iPhone production cut rumors haven't appeared yet. Quite the opposite. @themacalope explains.
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Annual production cut rumors haven't appeared yet. Quite the opposite.
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RT @macworld: If iPhone 12 mini sales are low, it might partly be Apple's fault, says @TheMacalope.
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RT @macworld: Hey pundits: @TheMacalope suggests you try something new in 2021 instead of resorting to the same old tropes. .
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Let's try something new in 2021, pundits.
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RT @macworld: The annual silly season may soon be upon us, says @TheMacalope: Here comes the iPhone production rumors.: .
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The annual silly season may soon be upon us.
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RT @macworld: In the battle with Facebook, Apple is right. @TheMacalope explains.
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In the battle with Facebook, Apple is right.
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