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Hi, friends,
Please read this article by
@sonalkalra
and share your views.
The Linguist got a mention in the national media for the first time.
#Column
| A Calmer You, by
@sonalkalra
: Whose grammar is it, anyway?
It never hurts to learn the right usage of words, and this is why:
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Then they blame Hindu girls for liking Muslim boys.
🙄🙄
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Hi,
@RahulGandhi
,
I will give you a piece of advice.
You should fire your speechwriter.
He/she seems to be secretly inclined towards
@narendramodi
, and makes you look "Pappu" in front of the world.🤭🤭
No one likes being the butt of a joke. Take my advice!😋
Aap chips ka packet uthaiye. Aloo ka kya daam hai aj kal? 5 rupay. Chips ka packet kitne ka bikta hai? Usmein kitne aloo hota hai? Aadha aloo hota hai. Uss chips ke packet mein se kisan ko kitna rupaya milta hai? 50 paise, usse bhi kam: Rahul Gandhi in Dhar.
#MadhyaPradesh
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प्रिय
@ravikishann
जी,
जब आप थाली में छेद कर रहे थे तब रसोड़े में कौन था ?
वहां कौन था ? मैं थी ? तुम थे ? कौन था ?
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Lovely to see Nidhi Piddi not knowing that it’s “Geneva CONVENTIONS”.🙄
Lovely to see bhakts googling “Geneva Convention” since yesterday.
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Rishton ki bhi roop badalte hain
Naye naye saanche mein dhalte hain.
Time to eat your own crap
@priyankac19
.
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Do you know?
The word is YOG, not Yoga.
Yoga is romanization of the word YOG. Just like Ram became Rama and Krishn became Krishna.
I would request
@narendramodi
ji to bring back the correct spelling and pronunciation for YOG and give respect to Sanskrit language.
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@elonmusk
Hey,
@elonmusk
,
It's
"Had to BE done"
Not
"Had to been done".
It's
YOU'RE welcome
Not
ur welcome.
Write correct English please. Don't spoil the language with your reach.
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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@Shehla_Rashid
blocked me after I exposed her fake Grammar Nazi Avatar. She tried to copy me but couldn't sustain herself.I corrected her multiple times.
Please retweet and expose her fake avatar.
@vivekagnihotri
@Shehzad_Ind
@poonam_mahajan
@Atheist_Krishna
@JagratiShukla29
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Sherwani Surf Excel mein hi dhoti hain na?
Surf Excel advertisement is what real India is about.
This is how we have always been. This is how we will always be.
Bhakts, merely boycotting Surf Excel won’t be enough.
You should boycott us. We are India.
Just go away.
We are better off without you.
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@Nidhi
Hey,
@Nidhi
,
You should learn the difference between “care for” and “care about”.
Care for: I care for
@OmarAbdullah
.
Care about: I don’t care about your opinion.
Hope you won’t make the same mistake again!😜
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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If all men are trash, then all women are trash bins.
-The Linguist
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The smell of earth after rain is called petrichor.
Pronounced as
Peh.truh.kaw or
Peh.truh.kawr
Don’t pronounce it as “chor”.😜
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@divyaspandana
Hey,
@divyaspandana
,
It’s
Where do you think the chor is hiding?
Not
Where’s the chor hiding you think?
Where have you studied? Haven’t they taught you how to construct sentences in English?🙄
Are you “Lady Pappu”?
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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Ho gayi Subah!🤣
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BANANA REPUBLIC
Used as a derogatory term for a country that is politically unstable and has an economy dependent on the export of a limited-resource product, such as bananas.
Retweet if you disagree with
@sardesairajdeep
.
Thank you
@vivekagnihotri
Sir for his deleted tweet.
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@ReallySwara
It's
THERE not their.
It's
Whatever OUR religious differences BE, we are all united by studipidity.
You and
@Shehla_Rashid
may be united in murdering the English Language for sure.
Correction on demand by
@Krutika_patel7
.
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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I give a "follow back" because I am not a celebrity.
I am your friend.
I feel the way you do.
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THE COMMON ERRORS SERIES
Tweet No. 1
One of the most common errors that I have noticed on Twitter is, when people use past tense with did. For example, "Did you brought?" or "Did you went?"
So, let us begin with correcting that embarrassing error.
#TheCommonErrorsSeries
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THE FEAR OF THE LINGUIST!
Even after blocking me,
@Shehla_Rashid
is damn scared of me.
Before she could delete the erroneous tweet,she got caught.😎
Did you notice? Her mobile suggests the word "you" after "love".It means,she has been sending "I love you" messages to someone.🤔
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@kunalkamra88
Hey,
@kunalkamra88
,
Dated means something belonging to an older generation. It might be produced now; is still useful, functional or enjoyable, and has an old-fashioned appeal to it.
Outdated means no longer produced or no longer useful; they are obsolete.
Kunal is OUTDATED.
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@GautamGambhir
@MehboobaMufti
Hey,
@GautamGambhir
,
The correct figure at the time of writing that tweet was 1,365,386,455. I subtracted
@MehboobaMufti
from it.😉
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@PChidambaram_IN
Hey,
@PChidambaram_IN
,
It’s
BLOWING his own trumpet
Not
Beating his own trumpet.🙄
Trumpet is blown, not beaten.
However,
@narendramodi
is BEATING the shit out of many people. Are you one of them?😆
Courtesy:
@namesake_123
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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Cherophobia
There are people who are actually afraid of being too happy and carefree because they think that being too happy would mean that something tragic is going to happen soon.
This fear is known as Cherophobia.
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@RahulGandhi
Hey,
@RahulGandhi
,
It’s
Who HAD BEEN to Kandahar
Not
Who went to Kandahar.
WENT to, technically means that the person went to some place and is still there.
“Been” is used to convey that the person was there for a period of time.
Chalo school ki chhutti. Go to mommy!😋😋
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Let us start a campaign against media houses and journalists who don’t give respect to our soldiers who sacrifice their lives for our country.
Instead of using the word “killed” for our soldiers, they should use
“sacrificed their lives in the line of duty”.
#RespectOurSoldiers
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When the time is not right, everything goes wrong.
- The Linguist
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Hey,
@khanumarfa
,
You cannot spell his name correctly, and are asking others to give three reasons for him being deserving enough for Bharat Ratna. Wow!🙄🙄
His name is
PRANAB
Not
Paranb.
Did you get it Arfa Khanum PAJAMA?😋
Courtesy:
@vivekagnihotri
😎👍🏻
#TheLinguistIsHere
Give me three reasons why Paranb Mukherjee deserves a
#BharatRatna
?
I only know one- He visited RSS headquarters.
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Hi, friends!
How have you been?
I am sorry I couldn’t log in and reply to your messages. I was busy taking the situations presented by life head-on.
Thanks to all of those who messaged me. Thanks for your concern!
I will reply to each one of you very soon. God bless you all!
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As an Indian if you put trash in your pocket to avoid littering the streets, you will have a special place in heaven.
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My faith in polls just ended.
66 % say income decreased during COVID times, 19 % say they lost jobs. And yet 67% say central govt has handled economic fallout of the pandemic well. Slightly baffling but then that’s what the poll says. Faith in govt remains high.
#MoodOfTheNation
@IndiaToday
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#TheLinguistWordPower
Word 4
ASKHOLE
An askhole is a person who asks for your opinion or advice, yet never uses it and does the opposite of what you told them to do.
Do you know any askhole? I know many.😁
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Iski running commentary band karwao koi.
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@JhaSanjay
What do you mean
@JhaSanjay
?
Referring to a man as a woman is some kind of an insult?
Is it derogatory to be a woman?
Is that what you want to say?
You shameless crap!
This is your message to all women on International Women’s Day?!
Ja Sanjay Ja. Chullu bhar pani...
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The Linguist Presents
Copy/Paste Queen Juhi Chawla
These Bollywood stars cannot write a single tweet themselves.
Look at
@iam_juhi
, smartly copying the material from a website and unsuspecting common people will think that she is quite proficient in English.🙄
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Do watch it to experience what I felt.
I will sign off with the best dialogue from the movie:
”Rajneeti mein jeetna Bahut zaroori hai
Kyunke haare hue log desh ki taqdeer nahi badal sakte.”
@vivekagnihotri
sir, you have created history by rewriting it, CORRECTLY!👏🏻👏🏻
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Hi,
@vivekagnihotri
sir,
I think we should neither ‘care for’, nor ‘care about’
@Nidhi
’s blabbering!😋
Hey
@TheLinguist5
,
Should we ‘care for’ or ‘care about’
@Nidhi
’s superficial journalism?
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BIGGEST FANS COMPARISON
The Linguist
@vivekagnihotri
- Patriot
@SureshNakhua
- Patriot
@Mayankaryan084
- Patriot
@sagarikaghose
@kamaalrkhan
- Biggest Moron
@MoeedNj
- Paki
@KlasraRauf
- Paki
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Who says
@sachin_rt
is God?
Sachin took 6 World Cups and 44 innings to hit 6 centuries.
@ImRo45
took just 2 World Cups and only 16 innings to get 6 centuries.
Get lost Sachin fans!
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Their own feet with Kulhaadi!
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Teachers' Day Special
It's
Teachers' Day
Not
Teacher's Day.
Teacher's: Only for one teacher
Teachers': For all the teachers.
Apostrophe can change the whole meaning of a word.
#TheLinguistIsHere
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I actually smile when I send a smile.😊
What about you?
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@ReallySwara
@AbhinandanSekhr
Hey,
@ReallySwara
,
Why do you EMBARRASS yourself so often?
It’s
EMBARRASSMENT
Not
Embarassment.😆
How many times do I have to say,
SWARA PADH LIKH LO ZARA!
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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BJP's Secret Formula.
Sometimes we need to lose small battles in order to win the war.
What if the EVMs are not rigged deliberately, for small battles?🤔
Earn the trust and rig the EVMs for 2019.😋
#JustAThought
#FoodForThought
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@ReallySwara
It should be 27th June.
Why are you so error-prone? I have told you earlier as well, not to tweet at night.🙄
Swara Bas kar!
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@priyankagandhi
Hey,
@priyankagandhi
,
It’s him who has to take care of the people and their expectations.
He is your little brother we understand that, but let the kid grow and face the world.
You haven’t let him grow as a person it seems. He is nearing 50 now. 🙄
CC:
@RahulGandhi
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@ShekharGupta
@AatishTaseer
@jomalhotra
Which “English-speaking elite” are you taking about?
The ones who immediately block me when I correct their English?!
They are pseudo-intellectuals and they have been defeated by
@narendramodi
convincingly.
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@ShashiTharoor
@nadirypatel
@UNICEF
@mahabelly
THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL! 😎
It's
Sponsors and WELL-WISHERS
Not
Well-wisher.
It's
Should RALLY to help
Not
Should rallied to help.
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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Here we go!
This hilarious tweet will be called,
#THEWHOLESOMEFOURSOME
.
This is about four ladies who got affected by my arrival on Twitter to some extent.
It is a BEFORE AND AFTER story with 4 pictures.
Would love to read your reactions!
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This is not “Miss World” contest, where you have to give idealistic replies to questions.
If hate is never the answer, then go and hug the terro**sts for what they have done.
Absolutely shocked by the attack in
#Pulwama
...Hate is NEVER the answer!!! Strength to the families of the martyred jawans and the CRPF soldiers injured in the attack.
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@ReallySwara
What's app?🤔🤔🙄🙄
It's
WHATSAPP.
Just to enhance your vocabulary, "Pakoras" are called FRITTERS in English.
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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Issued in public interest.
Please do not read
@Javedakhtarjadu
’s tweets if you don’t want to spoil your English.
He is extremely weak in English, and every tweet of his is full of errors.
It’s practically impossible to correct his tweets within the 280-Character limit.
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Who the hell is this moron? Who gave him the right to ridicule a language and the people who converse in it?
Kahan kahan se chale aate hain!
Isko blue tick kisne diya?
Hindi is the most popular language in the most illiterate states of the Indian Union.
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This moron is congratulating
@RahulGandhi
for resigning from the post of Congress President.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Modi hai to mumkin hai!
Thank you
@narendramodi
and
@AmitShah
for scrapping
#Article370
.
History created!
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@RahulGandhi
Hey,
@RahulGandhi
,
"I and the Congress Party” is grammatically correct.
However,it’s the convention in English that when you list other people including yourself,you put yourself last. It should be “the Congress Party and I”.
Putting yourself first shows you’re “self-centered”.
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@meamabhishek
ओए
@meamabhishek
,
“बच्चें” क्या होता है बे?
“बच्चे” होता है!
हिमेश रेशम्मिया का फैन है क्या तू?
“सीख” होता है, सिख तो मनमोहन जी हैं!
ढंग से लिख ले छछूंदर!
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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Why do they say “Respect Women”?
Why not “Respect Everyone”?
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People who don’t exercise their right to vote should be fined by the government.
Pay a penalty of INR 2000/- for failing to vote.
What do you think?
#CompulsoryVoting
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@iVeenaKhan
Oh God! She has the same issue with grammar.🙄
Moron Veena Malik!
Didn’t take*, not “took”.
Did I mention**, not “mentioned”.
There***, not “their”.
Aapa Urdu mein likh liya karo. Aur kitna beizzat hona hai tumne. Tauba tauba ka muqaam hai. Timatar padenge tumhare munh pe.
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How many of you knew that the groove above your lip is called a PHILTRUM?
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A good friend is like a mirror and shadow; mirror doesn’t lie and shadow never leaves.
Happy Friendship Day to all my friends!😊
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I don’t understand why are we replying to Pak** for their poking tweets?
They don’t stand anywhere near our country’s achievements.
They don’t deserve our replies. They are too minuscule to get a response from us.
Why can’t we ignore them and let them whine and whimper?
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Let’s reduce abuse on
@Twitter
.
This is an initiative from The Linguist to help you vent your anger in an “eco-friendly” manner.
Let’s use alternative words which are not inflammatory.
This thread will introduce you to such unprovocative words.
#ReduceAbuseOnTwitter
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Retweet if you have done this ever in your life.
Bought expensive stuff and told your parents a lower price.
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I have been called
a Bhakt,
a Sanghi,
a Piddi,
a Libtard
and
an Aapiya!
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#TheLinguistWordPower
Word 10
Are you a TEXTROVERT?
A person who is expressive and comfortable talking over text but shy in person.
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@kunalkamra88
Fight baad mein kar lena, pehle FASCISTS ki spelling seekh lo, Kamruddin.🤣
Courtesy:
@TrooPicture
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@realDonaldTrump
I think you should work on the word “Iran”.
Replace “ran” with “have” and insert a space after “I”.
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Assalam Alekum Kamruddin!
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After losing to
@smritiirani
, I think
@RahulGandhi
should resign from the post of
@INCIndia
President.
When he cannot win against Smriti, how can he even think of winning against
@narendramodi
.
That day would never come!
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You could have invested your time in learning English rather than posting this fake story.
You have made multiple mistakes in every tweet.
If your story had some amount of truth in it, you would have gone to your college authorities first and then filed an FIR. Cut the crap.
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This is to inform all the haters who follow me.
I am on an unfollow spree.
I will unfollow you immediately, as soon as I see any tweet of yours against me.
I don’t owe you a follow back. Get lost!
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@Shehla_Rashid
is hanging her boots?
She proved herself to be a coward when she blocked me.
She proved it again. She is a hypocrite as well.
FOE ke liye ladne wali bhaag gayi maidaan se jab apne pe baat aayi.
I can assure you that she will come back with a new drama.
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@ashutosh83B
@zafar196718
Why do you have to write in English? Why don’t you tweet in Hindi when you cannot write correct English?
Why English? This is TOKEN* “moronism”.
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RT if you agree.
There is no valid reason for
@ArvindKejriwal
to exempt women from paying fares for bus and metro rides.
It is a stupid scheme.
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Than vs Then
Than and then are different words.
THAN is used in comparisons.
“Smruti is taller than Neha.”
It’s less THAN, not less “then”.
THEN indicates time.
“We saw a movie and then had dinner.”
“Every now and then.”
“The then Principal."
#FollowTheLinguist
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@ShashiTharoor
@Twitter
Hey, Dr.
@ShashiTharoor
,
Sentence construction needs improvement.
It should be
It identifies THEM very easily WHOSE nasty or vicious tweets
Not
It identifies very easily those who nasty or vicious tweets.
Courtesy:
@suriyaprakash90
#BeCautiousWithYourTweets
#TheLinguistIsHere
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RT if you get goosebumps when Our National Anthem is sung.
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HAPPY HOLI TO ALL MY FRIENDS!
What’s special with your Holi celebrations other than the colours, water guns and water-filled balloons?
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THE COMMON ERRORS SERIES
Tweet No. 2
Difference between Its and It's.
In spelling, the only difference between "its" and "it’s" is the apostrophe.
In meaning the differences are much more significant.
#TheCommonErrorsSeries
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No one has the courage to face The Linguist.
Trolls like
@nehr_who
who have been trolling celebrities mercilessly, are scared to face The Linguist.
They block The Linguist and take the easy way out!
THE LINGUIST RULES! 👊🏻
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#TheLinguistWordPower
Word 8
OVERMORROW
The day after tomorrow.
It’s a rarely used word in modern English. Let us use this excellent word and bring it back to conversations.
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Muffler ko chaadar ki tarah odh lega tab bhi jagah bach jayegi.
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Thank you for agreeing with me, Dr.
@ShashiTharoor
.
I appreciate your response. It shows your grandeur.
This acknowledgment will go a long way in motivating me.
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Aur do kaam aise logon ko Bollywood walon.😡
Namak haram Veena Malik.
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I have had a blast in the past 5 months and 13 days of my Twitter life! 😍
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Totle Honett Minitty Sinha ko kuch Khud likhna pad jaye to yeh haal Karta hai😝
For other posts, ChatGPT hai na.
Whomsoever**, not whomever.
Concern**, not concerned.
Its**, not it’s
And “Re-relect” kya hota hai bay
@MrSinha_
?
#TheLinguistIsHere
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If I can’t trust you,
I can’t love you.
What do you think?
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Why can’t Indian government bring all Hindus and Sikhs from Pakistan to India and give them a new lease of life?
The tales of kidnappings and forced conversions are disturbing and harrowing.
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