The Jolly Chap
@TheJollyChap
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Neuroscientologist, Philosoraptor Wrangler, Polite Sceptic, Devil's Advocate and Imp of the Perverse.
The Abstract
Joined February 2021
Everyone check out this playthrough of Alien: Isolation by @TheJollyChap, featuring me and @actualllyandrew
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Itâs time for Alien https://t.co/e2LIXWammX
It's spooky season! And the season demands its tithe of spine-snapping xenomorph shenanigans. So join myself, @SheevTalks and @actualllyandrew for a brand new Alien: Isolation - Let's Play series. Starts tomorrow at 5pm GMT at https://t.co/L5FjU8OkqG
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âWell you see, Zack Snyder actually time travelled back to the 18th century and wrote out Frankenstein and pushed it into Shelleyâs grateful little hands! Then he jumped forward and taught Jack Pierce how to make up Boris Karloff! No, youâre crazy! Get your hands off me!â
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It's spooky season! And the season demands its tithe of spine-snapping xenomorph shenanigans. So join myself, @SheevTalks and @actualllyandrew for a brand new Alien: Isolation - Let's Play series. Starts tomorrow at 5pm GMT at https://t.co/L5FjU8OkqG
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Stellan SkarsgĂĽrd on his worldviews "My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: 'Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobodyâs worth less.' It is an egalitarian view that Iâve carried around in my life. Thatâs why I am for free
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SCOTUS rolling back rights so quickly that, by Xmas, Clarence Thomasâ vote will only count 3/5ths of his colleagues.
Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage. This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
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This would hit a lot harder if the man saying it wasnât a billionaire who proudly exploited his workers.
âThe legal system, the financial system, theyâre all based on winner-take-all.â âThatâs not a good society. Thatâs not goodâŚâ What do you call that? Socialism? âI call it common sense.â â George Lucas
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Look, I love Stellan, and his kid obviously doesnât remotely deserve to be bullied, but pretending that the children of the rich and powerful arenât increasingly being parachuted into all the plum positions of society regardless of their talent is fucking mental.
Stellan SkarsgĂĽrd says his 13-year-old son is getting bullied at school by "cruel" kids calling him a "nepo baby." âMy 13-year-old, KolbjĂśrn, the youngest, suffers from that. When his pals at school call him nepo baby, he gets so sad. He doesnât have any friends at school. He
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I canât even imagine how shitty his take is going to be.
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Jeff Bezos, worth $240 billion, sailed on his $500 million yacht to a $55 million wedding in Venice to give his wife a $5 million ring & spends $12.7 million on union busting so he can replace workers with robots. His tax rate: 1.1%. 5 words: Tax billionaires out of existence.
JUST IN: Amazon aiming to replace 600,000 jobs with robots by 2033
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For everyone watching Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein in theaters
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IS THERE ONE SINGLE FUCKING THING HE WONT LIE ABOUT?!
University tuition fees in England to rise in line with inflation from next year, UK government announces
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âStop calling us Nazisâ. OK, stop behaving like one then.
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Or maybe they just prefer grim-dark fantasy vibes and political drama? Like, Jesus, calm the fuck down, you pretentious prick.
Saying you like GOT over LOTR is basically a self report that you would rather mock heroic virtue, self sacrifice, loyalty and bravery than dare to aspire to them, because you know you could never reach them. It's nothing but envy, bitterness and bleak nihilism cloaked in smug
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How telling that the concepts of ideological overlap and absolute personal loyalty are indistinguishable to you
You guys have been shitting on the Founding Fathers and "old dead white racist men" for years. Now you want to trot out their imagery now that you find it useful. Fuck off.
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That level of wealth inequality is actually an argument for taxing them even more.
đ¨NEW: The top 0.1% of earners are paying more income tax than the entire bottom 50%, shocking data reveals [@thetimes]
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The sneering incredulousness of the viciously entitled
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(Latin) America First.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
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The Starks lied to us because Winter is never fucking coming.
George R.R. Martin defends working on other projects amid âTHE WINDS OF WINTER' delay âYes, I do love Winds of Winter. I'm still interested in it, I'm still working on it, but honestly, I love these other things, tooâ (via: EW)
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