Embracing the chaos of life one tweet at a time! 🌪️ Unapologetically random, my feed is a wild ride through the unpredictable landscape of my thoughts. 💭
@InternetH0F
"Whose homework is more important, mine or yours?" - a girl complaining to me because I was busy doing my homework and wouldn't help her with hers
I noticed men were taller than women, so my father taller than mother etc. But my grandfather was shorter than my grandmother. And I noticed that water makes plants grow. So I watered him with a hose and he flogged me 😭😭😭
People stay blaming the government. I work at a school seeing these behaviors brewing from young! The government ain't to blame for that. Check the parents, none ain't correcting these youngsters. Instead they coming to cuss and beat people in authority.. Fix that first
@ladyblovebytes
This reminds me of a bar I went to with a few friends once. So this guy decides he's ordering drinks for some people, his goal was to get us all drunk. The drink just tasted nasty. So then he decides he's ordering two rounds of shots. I refused and he called me a pussy 🤦♂️