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love smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they’re coming but we stronger!!!
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ur 20’s r weird you got pregnant friends, married ones, burnouts, a ceo, a chick fil a worker & addicts… we should be at the club
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twink losing all its meaning is so funny cause girl that is abraham lincoln
Just saw Salburn and fvck Jacob Elordi, I want the demon twink
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now that i’ve ruined everything, i’m so fawkin free!!!!!!!! ^_^
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i’m the only bitch serving cunt here 😭😭😭 omg 😭 i’m soooo embarrassed 😭😭
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if my partner was lying about drug usage knowing my struggle with my mother’s addiction AND wasn’t even giving me good pussy i’d cheat too. idgaf.
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lady overheard me say “Hope a car hits them” about a group of teenage boys
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total at sephora came out to $230 & the guy behind me paid it all…,..,,.,.,,.,……..,.,…..
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gambling addictions are so unserious if you don’t download candy crush girl
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Aw :/ they should watch more queer movies
Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott list ‘Call Me By Your Name’ as their favorite queer movie.
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apparently the model in this is straight? golly gee have we strayed from the lords light..
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theres a gay man out there calling himself bisexual right now
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no shade all ldr twinks look & act the same/are dime a dozen he definitely found another lil gay boy just like u omg
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gayboys calling t girls men will never not be funny to me cus you know damn well daddy never told their sissy asses that so who made them the manly men police?
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liking someone nonchalant when you’re passionate & sensitive & crazy is actual jail
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panda express is to mexicans what breathing air is to humans
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@julianosjournal
imagine being the gf logging onto insta and u see ur man eating the fuck out of a cumshot photoshoot i cant breathe
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how it feels to hang out with my sober friend when i’m high as fuck
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my ex that left me stranded at a shady gas station at 1am everybody,
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no ? that’s beloved character bubbles from the powerpuff girls waiting for professor utonium to turn the lights back on ^-^ (she’s scared of the dark lol)
Me waiting for him to slide out his jeans and take me to pound town.
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Nooooo😭😭😭2 twinks never got to colonize and kill natives together😭😭😭💔
started off thinking ‘oh HI’ when I saw this exhibit then read the explainer and kinda choked up
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girlies with arca, dated a they/them and has good pussy. dont question my sister
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CINEMA! eldest sister fixing everything, a mother’s senses being tricked, coming of age media reference, universal experience of bribing the tattletale youngest, deathly suspenseful moments of quiet, the middle sisters’ betrayal… they all need EGOTs
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭
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watching american idol with boyfriends family n his mom called a contestant (trans woman) a man bc her voice “sounds like a man” and something came over me and i told her how she’d explain being in the same octave as her
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@rosettastxned
@PopCulture2000s
@shehtazruslan
lol sickening is used in a different sense here. the girls that get it, got it
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this was so fab. We should keep making fun of celebrities and their wealth like this
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i feel so bad for the people who didn’t get BODIES BODIES BODIES like Aww loser lol
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there is not a world that exists (nor should there be) where calling camila cabello a doll or cunty is okay let alone accurate
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hate when target employees stare me down like damn girl i haven’t even stole yet
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too many people so muting, but the few calling me a liar will not get a shady af comebacks war out of me tonight i don’t fight ugly people!!!! since this got exposure thoe does anyone have a good lip gloss rec 🧘🏻♀️ (i already have fenty)
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i’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend rolling loud 😭 paying to be surrounded by vile, corny, unintelligent n-word yelling mayonnaise bottles is INSANE
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i luv pretending to be scared watching a scary movie with a boy jus to get held i be like AHHHH 😱 like i’m not the demon he should be afraid of
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@you_midzy
babe they already did, you know these gays love to get up in arms over a man they’ll never touch 😩
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U ever look at a guys circumcised dick and be like ? that shit is botched omg
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he texted me “good morning” i had to go outside and check if it was morning myself bc all these men do is lie 😩🤣😭🤦🏽♂️
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disappeared? they’re getting jumped on the tl as we speak ?! ?! ! ?
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@daachecker
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@seIIevacion
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@LuluNzama
@lynymo
now i love me blair but i’d rather marry my stalker than someone who sold me for a hotel like why u setting her up😭😭😭
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me falling asleep to a film i was so excited to watch bc i got too high on accident
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a white man saying “we need a slur” in any context is crazy fjsjxhsj….?!?!
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not yall wishing ariana grande a happy bday even tho the police found human remains/evidence of cannibalism in their home that she sold in 2013 😭😭😭
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had a dream jacob elordi grabbed me by the waist. never going to recover from this
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meatheads mad at this but he’s right. why would i want to look like hulk when i hve this waist? we serve cunt around here
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it was definitely made for people who have dated & felt a humans touch so i understand why a lot of u don’t like it idk :/
this album was made for people in middle school or stuck in middle school😭 let’s talk ab it
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if you’re 19+ posting kali uchis lyrics you need to grow up no shade
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@venusianvag
@wolfiecindy
she’s not a country girl… she’s mia goth who is an amazing actress and very pretty be serious. why is twitter so hateful damn u saw someone get complimented and the first thing u thought was “how can i be mean?” like 😭
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dolls sharing their vape with their best friend’s bisexual boyfriend is a rite of passage
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mind you this is the life i was meant to live but god got confused i see
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kat in euphoria season 2 is actually very realistic bc who you know that doesn’t get boring after they get a boyfriend
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its about to get uglier than the mexican underneath a ghostface halloween costume
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CASSIE LOOK AT ME CASSIE THIS ISNT YOU LOOK AT ME I KNOW YOU
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gay people so god damn bitter, idc much for him but leave him alone! he looks fab and you haven’t noticed the dirt under your fingernails as you tap on grindr
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@de4dname
your tweets are like kinder eggs to me i never know what to expect but i giggle everytime
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when i said i was a dom top in the car last night and the car filled with laughter
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me checking my friends locations on find my iphone because im nosey & got bored
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