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@TheHumanBot
Juggernaut
3 years
please help. <3
@angiethinksFFS
Angie thinks ur amazing 💜
3 years
I would never want to ask for anything. But with boob, brain, bone and kidney cancer, I can't work. If you got a $1.00 to spare, it could really help. $angiethinks @feelingminnesota I feel awful asking. But I promise, if I beat this I will pay it for forward. Thank you☃️
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@BinyominS
🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺
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When pockets of peace Lead to pockets of joy
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@amadeodgiorgio
Amadeo D’Giorgio ♡ ™
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I feel like bitches be hatin’ type rich Working out 4x a week type rich Growing everyday type rich Multitalented af type rich Nobody can do it like me type rich Hot as fuck inside out type rich Only lazy ass mf’s hatin’ type rich I’ma still make the world a better place type rich
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@hidingout2
Lu`°•.♥.•♪♫ ღ¸♪•
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Why does Senator Kennedy have no upper teeth?
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@demsybean
demsybean
3 days
today was so relaxing.
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@demsybean
demsybean
1 day
*frantically googling what the fuck your text means*
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@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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@demsybean
demsybean
1 day
sorry for what i said while under the magic spell of an ancient drug-addicted snake oil salesman
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@demsybean
demsybean
23 hours
smiling because other people are enjoying each other's company
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@demsybean
demsybean
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if you see me being brave, just know i ate half a pint of ice cream and cried about it first
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@demsybean
demsybean
23 hours
i used to be a lot braver than i am, and i am finding it so much harder to be even a tenth as brave these days.
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@demsybean
demsybean
11 hours
quite honestly, this scene is one of the scariest in the whole movie. if you've ever met a true antisocial personality, the bloodrage when he sees the egg shell card is terrifying. i had to walk away for a few minutes.
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
21 days
Christian Bale responds to Luca Guadagnino's AMERICAN PSYCHO adaptation. "All the best to ’em... Bold choice of anyone to try" (via: The Hollywood Reporter)
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@demsybean
demsybean
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can someone help me? i used the exact same phrasing as a man did, but i got a really hostile reaction! where did i go wrong?
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@demsybean
demsybean
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not that i really want to, but tbh i'm kindof tempted just for the lulz. army hate to see me coming
@TaskandPurpose
Task & Purpose
20 hours
Army raises enlistment age to 42, removes waiver for marijuana possession
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@demsybean
demsybean
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second day in a row i woke with tears in my eyes. the dystopia is dystopin'
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@demsybean
demsybean
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socialized into being responsible for a man's emotions. socialized to be ashamed of his ingratitude for all that's been done to keep him stable. socialized not to speak until spoken to. socialized never to correct a man. silently watching my concern shrivel and turn to disgust.
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@MeeraChiquitita
Meera 🔻
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اللي عايز عمره يطول بيشتغل ملك او رئيس عربي .. ولاد وسخة مابيموتوش
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@izzsaltyzaagain
Nishav Govind
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Can I come over and teach maths to your cat?
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@hurricxne_hxley
Haley
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Good morning
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@lizzy15xo
Lizzy15xo
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😊
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@wlc6029
Wendy Love-Carpenter
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I really need to thank all my X friends for the heart felt prayers and love I have received since my family lost my brother and our son a week later. I know life must go on but it has been incredibly difficult. Thank you just doesn’t seem enough, but it’s all I have, so thank you
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