Hazel Hayes
@TheHazelHayes
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bisexual, bicontinental, adorably unhinged author of ‘Out of Love’ and ‘Better by Far’
London
Joined May 2012
babe are you ok? you haven’t commented on the collection of unhinged memes i clearly curated and posted just for you
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if she’s not rotting in silence near you is she even your friend?
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rip sylvia plath you would have loved boygenius, unhinged 4am notes app entries, and sending 20 minute long voices notes of yourself crying over a mediocre man whose art isn’t even as good as yours
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the struggle is real, but so so worth it - get out there bigirlies you got this! 🩷🏳️🌈💜 #bisexual #comingout #wtaf
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i’m not sure you understand. a weighted blanket simply will not do. i need you to rest your entire body on me until you see the light drain from my eyes.
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a weighted blanket isn’t enough i need another whole human being planking on top of me until every last drop of air has been squeezed from my lungs
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ok but why are all the hottest girlies crying over subpar men?
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I think if I was England manager and I had wanted to win that game I would have asked the boys to score more goals than the Spanish team but that’s just me
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