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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano

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Actor in Paradise, Dirty Dealings 3D, Pop Star Puppy, Ray Donovan, Total Divas, Atypical, & The Terminal List. Black Belt in Judo & Jiu-Jitsu. Musician.

Chino Hills, California
Joined February 2010
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
4 years
The hero we didn’t know we needed. #TheWeasel #TheSuicideSquad
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
17 days
Canada may hate Trump but I LOVE Canada!!!
@AntiTrumpCanada
Canada Hates Trump
18 days
Hey Fuckface, we’ve moved on. Canada doesn’t need ‘negotiations’ with a bargain-bin Mussolini. So in closing: fuck all the way off, you bloated sack of wet Cheeto dust.
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1 month
Trump is such an idiot. He looks nothing like this, of course. The man child is wildly out of shape, and his presence does not give any aura of strength.
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Marlene Robertson🇨🇦
1 month
If you’re still not convinced how sick this motherfucker is, he posted this.
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
2 months
This is beautiful. BOO THIS MAN!!!
@TheAstuteGaloot
The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️
2 months
Booing is music to my ears 👂 🎵
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
3 months
As a Mexican, I approve of this. 🇲🇽
@EverProactive
See you all on BlueSky or TikTok or YouTube.
3 months
@WUTangKids The Benny Hill Version. -Sound Up-
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Wu Tang is for the Children
3 months
Well duh…of course the government shutdown is on the Democrats 🙄
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
3 months
The 1st Amendment is on the line.
@anyonewantchips
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3 months
Stephen Colbert highlights Trump’s hypocrisy & CBS fires him. Matthew Dowd calls out Charlie Kirk’s divisiveness & MSNBC fires him. Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Charlie Kirk’s killer & ABC fires him. Brian Kilmeade says the homeless should be killed & Fox does nothing. Any questions.
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3 months
Let the memes begin!!
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
6 months
Recently, I had the esteemed pleasure to coach my judo team during The Silver State Championship. We ended up with one🥇 and three silver medals. We also ended up winning third place as a team. Super proud of my students. They all made me proud. #FTCC #LazcanoJudo
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
For Veterans Day weekend, I performed for Chukchansi Gold Resort and Casino in Cali. I got to revisit the role of Ricky Ricardo, an all time favorite.
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
We also had a new coach join the team at FTCC recently. He’s very stubborn and doesn’t believe in tapping. Otherwise, he’s pretty chill. 💀
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
Last month, we had a Halloween fun and games event at FTCC for the kids. Had to dust off the old Spidey suit for it. Found two other Spider-Men to hit the iconic meme pose with. 🕷️🎃
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
For Konami’s Trunk or Treat, Tashina and I dressed up as Sindel and Reptile from Mortal Kombat. We set up a PS2 for the kids and parents alike so they could pretend to play a round while Tashina and I acted out a quick fight. Afterwards, we would do a “FRIENDSHIP” on one another.
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
A little pumpkin is on the way! 🧡 Cesar & I look forward to welcoming baby “fun size” Lazcano, around the end of February.
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
These are some shots from my last tournament way back in June. I usually post highlights but to be honest, they weren’t the most exciting matches. But I do have one in the form of a drop knee ippon at the tail end of my first match that sent my opponent and I into the crowd. 🤙🏽
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
Had the pleasure to cohost with Chad himself a little while ago. Adventure Games team building at its best. The company has kept me quite busy during the summer and I appreciate our team immensely for it.
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
These little girls are such warriors!!! They make me super proud every time they step into the mat. #FTCC
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
Congratulations to all the Judo kids who got promoted! Very proud to be your teacher. OS. 🥋❤️ #judo #judoka #judokas #ippon
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
This is still just Twitter. NOT “x”
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Cesar Alejandro Lazcano
1 year
Just two “creontes” training at FTCC. Creonte roughly translates to traitor in Portuguese. A gym in Thailand formed out of practitioners that left their original gym to create their own & named their new team “Creonte”. The more you now. And remember, knowing is half the battle.
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