The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
@TheAstuteGaloot
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Parody Journalist 🗞️ ... Enormous Pianist 🎹... Active-Twitter-Litter-Picker-Upper 🗑!!!
New Orleans, LA
Joined August 2020
Nothing new there... ( irony )
🚨 NEW: CBS confirms Epstein’s jail cell was a forensic disaster. - No proper evidence markers - Items moved before photos - Epstein’s body gone before inspection - Key witnesses not interviewed - Camera wasn’t recording This wasn’t an investigation. It was a cleanup.
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!! NEW: In prison cell where Jeffrey Epstein died.. a scene of disarray that never underwent thorough inspection https://t.co/a4vwuGvrNf
cbsnews.com
Photos of Jeffrey Epstein's cell show a scene of disarray that never underwent a proper inspection, according to experts.
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The mainstream media is finally admitting that the official story of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide doesn’t add up. Newly released, never-before-seen photos reveal details that contradict the official reports. Forensic experts examining the jail cell images say the evidence points
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🚨 NEW: CBS confirms Epstein’s jail cell was a forensic disaster. - No proper evidence markers - Items moved before photos - Epstein’s body gone before inspection - Key witnesses not interviewed - Camera wasn’t recording This wasn’t an investigation. It was a cleanup.
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Baseless is the word of the day… every day….
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Baseless is the word of the day… every day….
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B & W is this darling cat & Chaunecy at NYC ACC needs us to go to bat! Vet issues & needs a home where a fit! If you're her savior best be quick as on 10/09 they'll kill her in a tick! Adopt per the link today or Pledge if you may & tag @AdamsPaulGrimke right away! LAST CALL! 🙏
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The Secretary of Health and Human Services, who is giving pregnant women medical advice, does not understand the difference between a uterus and a placenta.
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome has now
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🆘🆘 HONEY BEE (ID 236404), 8 YO, – IN ACC - came into the shelter as an agency on 9/10/2025. 🆘🆘 😿 😿 😿 😿 ➡️TBD 10/11/25 ➡️ SENIOR ALERT ➡️ NEW HOPE RESCUE PARTNER ONLY ➡️ TOO LOW ON PLEDGES TO STIMULATE RESCUE INTEREST ➡️🆘🆘 4TH Chance on Emergency Placement
🆘🆘 HONEY BEE (ID 236404), 8 YO, – IN ACC - came into the shelter as an agency on 9/10/2025. 🆘🆘 😿 😿 😿 😿 ➡️TBD 10/9/25 ➡️ SENIOR ALERT ➡️ NEW HOPE RESCUE PARTNER ONLY ➡️ TOO LOW ON PLEDGES TO STIMULATE RESCUE INTEREST ➡️ 🆘🆘 3RD Chance on Emergency Placement
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Right before this photo was taken I told Tish James that she was a fucking badass. Because it’s true. And it’s also true that Donald Trump is a fucking pussy.
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🆘🆘 SUNSET ORANGE (ID 233981), 13 YO, FEMALE– IN MANHATTAN ACC - came into the shelter as an owner surrender on 9/19/2025, with the surrender reason stated as other. 🆘🆘 😿 😿 😿 😿 ➡️TBD 10/11/25 ➡️ SENIOR ALERT ➡️ NEW HOPE RESCUE PARTNER ONLY ➡️ 🆘🆘 1ST Chance on
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Oldie Sunset Orange at NYC ACC is bereft when mama Mango Tango suddenly left! This old girl is feeling blue but she'll do just well with you! She may die on 10/11 it's true so adopt is what you need to do! Or pledge for rescue (I will too)! 🙏 Tag @AdamsPaulGrimke with pledges!
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That’s “placenta” talkin’ now, RFK Jr.
RFK JR: Someone showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman, and she said F trump and gobbling tylenol with her baby in her placenta.
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@Acyn That’s “placenta” talkin’ now, RFK Jr.
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@Acyn I think we can now say beyond the shadow of doubt that the brain worm took its own life, right?
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That’s “placenta” talkin’ now, RFK Jr.
RFK JR: Someone showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman, and she said F trump and gobbling tylenol with her baby in her placenta.
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Pretty sure the baby’s bigger problem would be that it was in its mom’s placenta.
RFK JR: Someone showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman, and she said F trump and gobbling tylenol with her baby in her placenta.
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RFK JR: Someone showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman, and she said F trump and gobbling tylenol with her baby in her placenta.
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Slotkin: Anyone who cares about the constitution should care that the President of the United States is using Pam Bondi to do his bidding against adversaries.
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