The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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Parody Journalist 🗞️ ... Enormous Pianist 🎹... Active-Twitter-Litter-Picker-Upper 🗑!!!
New Orleans, LA
Joined August 2020
Palantir’s got the good drugs 💊
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Palantir’s got the good drugs 💊
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@RonFilipkowski Palantir’s got the good drugs 💊
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We taste over 5,000 wines a year. Only 4% make the cut. You almost picked one of them. Not some mass-market label. Not a bottle you’ll find on grocery shelves. This is the kind of wine you remember. And you were one click away. Join the 4%.
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Me thinks ‘twas the RFK river of 💦 Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
All these people keep force-feeding me Olivia Nuzzi content against my will. Can I choose waterboarding or some other option that will inflict an alternate form of non-lethal torture?
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Court hearing MONDAY in Utah for pardoned Jan 6 defendant John Banuelos Banuelos - who was accused of pulling gun while amid the mob at Capitol on Jan 6, 2021 - faces a new set of charges in Salt Lake City for aggravated kidnapping and sexual assault
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Trump mega donor Larry Ellison's son David who runs Paramount CEO is upset that his company didn't get to buy Warner Brothers. David--who put Bari Weiss as head of CBS News--went to Trump and now Trump regime will likely block Netflix purchase. This is how oligarchies work.
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Important to help him find his way around
It looks like the Oval Office sign has been made permanent. There’s also another outside the entrance to the West Wing.
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btw these are there so Trump knows where the f he is
It looks like the Oval Office sign has been made permanent. There’s also another outside the entrance to the West Wing.
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This is where we are as a country—stupidity is terminal.
Breaking News: A federal vaccine committee voted to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B, a highly infectious virus that leads to chronic liver disease in most infected children.
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https://t.co/XDnPzAk65e Take a look at who Ronny Jackson is and ask why he is the ONLY SOURCE saying Trump was shot when he clearly walked into Butler Hospital
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We initiated this investigation on May 18, 2018, after the DoD Hotline received 12 complaints and additional allegations raised by witnesses regarding RDML Jackson, while serving as Director, White
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He could’ve been given chocolate coins tied to a lanyard, and a hollow, fake gold sprayed Easter Egg bunny, and wouldn’t have known the difference…
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We’re about to spin the block hard on physical media. We’re about to start collecting and archiving tangible art, music, literature, magazines, newspapers, film, all of it more than ever. We’re that tired. Nothing feels real anymore.
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Me thinks ‘twas the RFK river of 💦 Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
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All these people keep force-feeding me Olivia Nuzzi content against my will. Can I choose waterboarding or some other option that will inflict an alternate form of non-lethal torture?
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