Ꭼ𝑢𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒
@TheFormerThief
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the universe， i'd learned， was never， ever kidding. it would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back.
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https://t.co/NNleo1iG8R hi hi chat sorry I haven't been here or any of my Disney accounts been hella fixated on Persona and Rick and Morty
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https://t.co/rsRV5JKUy4 Hello everyone I'm sorry I haven't existed for the longest time but I'm gonna try to be here more often (If you see this reposted on all my accounts I'm sorry)
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JOKES ON YOU MYSTERIOUS NOT MY WIFE DIDN'T KILL ME
*hits you in the back of the head with a cast iron frying pan and kills you*
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I dont even know what to do with me
oh eugene, what are i going to do with you ?
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Hm? I thought it'd be fun kid! I mean when I was a kid this festival was literally everything to me so...I thought maybe you'd like it too...or is it not...like...smart enough for you?
((@TheFormerThief)) “Why did you bring me here?”
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Look my head saw shiny not being watched and took it!!
you’re on thin ice mister
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.....look instincts took control im soooooorrrrrryyyy
made eugene stand in the corner because he stole again .
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I'm going bald im a bad thief WHAT DO I HAVE GOING FOR ME?! THIEVING AND GOOD LOOKS WERE MY ONLY PROS!!!
look at us !! we've grown soft by our royal life !
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HOW COULD SOMEONE STEAL FROM THE PERSON WHOS THE BEST AT STEALING AM I THAT BAD NOW?!
no no NO NO NO . it has to be somewhere. they could already be bald ! ... cassandra . i-it had to be her ! SHE TOOK IT !
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Wait where IS his mirror?! Its not in his satchel like it always is.....not in the bathroom... No no no no where is HIS mirror?
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT ?? A-ARE WE GOING BALD ?? we need to find a mirror. WHERE’S OUR MIRROR ??
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If I go bald Blondie that's the end of my life put me out of my misery
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You're so right even though i can't do my own hair amazingly with scissors I should've just barely trimmed your hair
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀your death can wait. you needed to be a professional stylist in that very moment.
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I was literally dying and needed the tension Nobody understands...like do you know how HARD it is to cut hair with glass?
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀'eugene shouldn't have cut my hair so-" ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀i will smash your head in with a frying pan.
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀'eugene shouldn't have cut my hair so-" ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀i will smash your head in with a frying pan.
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you were born inside your head ﹠ that is where you’ll be when you are dead.
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