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Barbados
Joined March 2009
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@TheDoctor246
Kofi
5 years
@originalkoffee toast! 🍞
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2 months
Wait til you find out what's happening 3 days after
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yayra.
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Jesus is dying tomorrow Let that situationship die with him. They don’t love you.
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Not saving my lunch money and buying a house
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3 months
This was a very fun fact thank you
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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
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A girl messaged me round 3am and said she finds me sexy. She now message me again and said nm bout that she was drunk. My funeral service will be at coral ridge on Tuesday the 20th at 1pm.
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Kofi
2 years
This voice note prank 🤝🏿 Samsung scammers
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Kofi
3 years
most suitable i coulda find
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The Fresh Prince of the Fire Nation
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I feel like there's a Kartel to dub over this...
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11 months
Manifest a lower cost of living next
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Anyway I hope Powda sucks
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3 years
Apparently the grape juice in my parents fridge is for the church's communion and not chaser for rum. I may not make it Zion fr...
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Kofi
5 years
Teaching this DJ class is a lot of fun. Told the guys micing is a lot of personality and this one realized it was his time to shine
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Kofi
4 years
Nobody: Old men in Queens Park tomorrow morning:
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Kofi
10 months
I could think of two men that might not find it funny
@SheldonPapp
ah Sahm🥢
10 months
I know for a fact everybody in barbados laughing
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Kofi
19 days
"the British are coming"
@saltorwha
dat boi Salt
19 days
But.... but... why Barbados so random?
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Kofi
5 months
Courts: your item will be delivered tomorrow Me: ok cool around what time? Courts: if I say idk will you be mad? 👉🏿👈🏿🥺
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Kofi
3 years
Chloe bailey would make me put my hair in one and say "I don't usually do this"
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Kofi
3 years
Outside look like the top of my dvd player
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Kofi
1 year
Manners and respect on yuh g day lord 💯💥
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Kofi
2 years
Buzo has a 2 courses for 80 special. Just letting the ladies that are taking their gents on a date this month know
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Kofi
4 years
dogs from st.lucy berk
@yungbaje
gender appropriations & the pronouns
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do dogs from different countries bark in different accents
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Kofi
5 months
Cakes and candles on yuh day Lord Cakes and candles
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Kofi
10 months
Man took a van to a gun fight and won
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Kofi
3 months
Liking tweets on both sides because everyone's making valid points
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Kofi
3 months
And cafe sol right dey?
@NicoSuaveA
Oxtail Gravy
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It’s her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.
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3 years
The baddest to ever hit CBC TV 8
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3 years
good morning to all my "bah-han people"
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Kofi
7 months
i kinda wanna see the other entries
@BarbadosMuseum
Barbados Museum
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The national flag competition was initiated by the Government of Barbados on July 31, 1966, with 520 participants contributing a remarkable total of 1,029 flag designs. The winning design was submitted by a teacher at the Parkinson School, Grantley Prescod.
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Kofi
3 years
In Barbados we used to drive on the left side of the road, now we drive on what's left of the road
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Kofi
4 months
8 bumborassclat pussy Bumbo blood clot eggs Steven?!
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Kofi
10 months
Five tickets for the barbie movie please
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Kofi
5 months
Selling an old MacBook on fb marketplace. Man ask me what "round" with it. I wanna tell he "nothing it's actually a rectangle" so bad
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Kofi
11 months
Anyone else gets a TikTok live with a Japanese dj playing dancehall music ?
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Kofi
6 months
This ain't Beres?
@DeejayEzy246
🇧🇧1stPay HO 🎶 🫡 - ✊🏾🙏🏾
6 months
Check Ninja Man 🥷
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Kofi
4 years
The man took her to Greece to ask for a relationship? He gin propose on the moon
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Kofi
3 years
I cannot get this song out my head
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Kofi
3 years
I have $12 to spend for the summer of 2021 but still invite me out please
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Kofi
4 months
You could really go oistins and find two matching boats
@Mr_Fonsie
S:15 Crocs-Man
4 months
It tek me a minute finding size 15 crocs but I shall enjoy some comfort soon
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Kofi
5 months
Ping a ling
@__dandelioness
𝙹𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢 🪼
5 months
Can’t believe I brek my bottle 😔
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Kofi
3 years
Just overheard a guy say "sometimes I gin cuss yuh but it ain't nain to tek personally" and that's Bajan culture in a nutshell
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Kofi
11 months
All surf rat needs to do is tell 10 rat boxy operatives to over throw the us government and he'd be unstoppable
@LoveeColaaa
Rich Aunty 💸💰
11 months
Wait wa 😂😂
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Kofi
5 months
My phone
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Red Gangalee
5 months
Where in Barbados dry right now ??(
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Kofi
9 months
Why food trucks don't install a big speaker and drive bout like an ice cream truck?
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Kofi
5 months
Sas needs an extra room for the men to lime while the women shopping. Like a dominos table, tv, 4 for 10 beer
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Kofi
2 years
Now buy a snack box and ask for the sauce at the side. Please tell me why they took it literal
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Kofi
4 years
@RAWS0UL does encourage me in foolishness
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Kofi
6 months
Gotta solve mysteries after eating one of these
@IssaLiyah__
ℒ𝒾𝓎𝒶𝒽 ℳ𝒾𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
6 months
If the sandwich don’t look like this ion want it 🤤👌🏽
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Kofi
8 months
Ac blowing cold 🥶❄️ Lady driven Sun roof Manual transmission Airbags recently tested
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8 months
Any vehicles available that you can have a $200.00 monthly payment for? 😭
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Kofi
3 years
Read the tweet before the name and was wondering what the crankstar really doing
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Kofi
4 years
Watch $5 hot n ready turn into $35
@rachh_e
Rach👑
4 years
So apparently littlecasears is opening in Barbados
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Kofi
10 months
Wanna = want to Wunna = Bajan for y'all/allyuh
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Kofi
3 years
This looks great but idk how to ask a girl to go peg
@BitchToLegit
nik
3 years
PEG Farms 10/10 would recommend 🥰
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Kofi
7 months
Bus working boy
@Tshara_MT
TsharaT
7 months
I going st Lucia for my bday
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Kofi
3 months
Man mother carry he for 9 months and name he GURMELLE?!?
@mauriciiaaa
𝘾𝙄𝘼 𝙋𝙄𝘼🦋
3 months
i promise you Gurmelle, you really don’t know who’re playing with
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1 year
2019 being 4 years ago sound so foolish
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Kofi
3 years
leaked security footage from tides on april 25th
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Kofi
3 months
Some girls think the man ain't do nothing yet because he planning a surprise. This time he ain't even picking a hibiscus.
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Kofi
5 months
Now stub my toe so hard. The Barbados Light and Power Company is anticipating this will affect its operational costs.
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Kofi
3 years
This bitch on the Harrisons point page get six nuggets and complaining? More than one third of the box? Na she needs to be jailed
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Kofi
6 months
I was today years old wen i realise LUNCH is an acronym ycccc 😂😂🫠🫠 L - I want bbq barn U N C H 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@kingcesc4
Jack Bauer
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I was today years old wen i realise HOSPITAL is an acronym ycccc 😂😂🫠🫠 Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labor 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Kofi
3 years
Just a reminder, you're supposed to throw away disposable masks
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Kofi
3 years
Wanted to do a shoot but apparently we had a hurricane on Friday. So this is the pic we going with. Happy birthday to me. Big ups to @6mixBar bathroom.
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Kofi
3 years
Prayed for somebody on the tl and end up praying for the whole of Twitter cuz I felt bad leaving out people So if your day doing a lil bit better. You're welcome. If it a lil worse. A planet in high grade
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Kofi
1 year
Yesterday I was leaving an office and the receptionist said "press the button to open the door" and I said "you too" I thought I'd get over it by now but I still wanna move to Cambodia
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Kofi
6 months
the average cost for lunch and a drink in BIM is $30 now?
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Kofi
3 years
Imagine a girl tell you "when you get hay we gin fight😤" so you stop by the pharmacy and buy plan b and/or condoms but when you reach she just start cuffing you round you head.
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Kofi
2 years
Apparently googling nudes Barbados isn't a good way to find information on the event
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Kofi
6 months
Drove pass my ex house this morning n it get demolish God is great! Hope she was inside❤️
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Kofi
3 years
One of the hardest things bajans do is behave good during lockdown so we could go outside
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Kofi
3 years
Spending 1237 hours to cook the exact same meal every Sunday
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Kofi
2 years
Honestly if mosquitoes would play hard tunes instead of buzz I wouldn't mind them.
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Kofi
1 year
Buy a tv for my parents and THREE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS MY FATHER BUY A TV?!?!!
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2 years
I miss her fr
@BarbadosToday
Barbados Today
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$6 million hole -
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Kofi
4 months
We ain't riot in nearly 100 years but $4.50 for a meat roll when minimum wage is $8.50 is a good reason to riot
@_dtch_
A Fake Account🇧🇧
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2 meat rolls….. $9 2 meat rolls….. $9 2 meat rolls….. $9 M!a how we get herererererere?!?!?!
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Kofi
3 years
Press both to take a screenshot
@Kaysitsofe
Lawless
3 years
Did you know this before now?😁
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3 years
To update y'all on "my dog" She 100% has an owner and just been using me for two sets of food There's another neighbor that feeds her so she gets three sets of food She brought her puppies out my side today. Dem sweet. Ignore the plastic container Dem unmek
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3 years
Beginning to realize the correct moment to post this will never come
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3 years
Anything billy said was hilarious
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Kofi
4 years
The different ways men say happy birthday kill me. Like if wishing happiness on a nigga soft or sain "Blessings on yuh g day bro" "Prosperity on d earth strong chiefa" "Men gin pop one on yuh life day Dan"
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Kofi
3 years
The older I get the more I realize some of those "dear dominus" posts might've been real
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Kofi
8 months
I was joking
@CBCBARBADOS
CBC BARBADOS
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Grid instability caused by the number of renewable energy systems connected, affected Thursday’s restoration efforts by the Barbados Light and Power Company, after a widespread power outage. T #CBCNewsBarbados
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3 years
I really wish you could double tap messages on Whatsapp. Sometimes I have nothing to say and I don't wanna make it seem like I'm ignoring lol
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Kofi
5 months
He wipe he snot in the back of you pants leg and you ain't even know
@ReecyJay
Price Gone Up Again ✨✨✨
5 months
Was in cave shepherd and someone’s son just randomly came, hugged my leg, looked up at me and smiled 🥹
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Kofi
11 months
Who you feel dressing we in the first place?
@sylphliv
MF Blessing ❤️‍🔥💋🧸
11 months
The men real loud but if your woman ask you to change outfit, you changing??
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3 years
@chanbarbados Dawg I am half way thru rum and the blood of Jesus
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Kofi
2 months
"The worst she could say is no"
@_vanillacupcvke
Micka 🧁
2 months
This man asked me for my number yesterday, and I was so tempted to give him the dentist's number cause why you have so much build up on your teeth🥴🥴
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3 years
People my big age still removing profile picture and posting quotes when Dem upset
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Kofi
3 years
Everytime I see "recording audio" I close WhatsApp
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Kofi
4 months
These THICK cawblen
@matehya_eff
Chubbae; 🎇
4 months
Sports day
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Kofi
1 month
Wait we're pretending flying fish isn't amazing? Flying fish?!
@DarrenAG_
D. 🏁
1 month
@Bimberly_ The national dish is Cou Cou and Flying Fish...this says a lot. Pig food 😂😂😂
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Kofi
1 year
The author of this apology forgot to mention they're a nifca award winning spoken word artist and came first in the common entrance with honors
@bimverse
Bimverse🇧🇧
1 year
Bimverse has unintentionally offended the people of st.Vincent and we apologize 🇧🇧🇬🇾❤️
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Kofi
2 months
I give it a month before this grows on everyone and people excited to hear it in a fete
@gabethegemini07
A 90’s Gabe 🕺🏽✨
2 months
I am flabbergasted … y’all gotta suffer with me tho 🥲
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Kofi
5 years
Not a huge iOS fan but this Siri update may convert me
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Kofi
3 months
I see a place on Bajan marketplace this morning 3 bedroom 1 and a half bathroom. I cannot get this room understand
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Kojo.
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A glorified dog house you wan rent out for 1800. Wuh?
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4 years
Pashawhengwhengwheng!!!
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Kofi
1 year
Miami beach like an hour and a half ago
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Musa
1 year
Show me better sunset shot by u👀
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Kofi
8 months
I feel when a lot of girls want to go to dinner they want to dress up and have an "experience" not necessarily the food. So things like lining up to order and having the menu on four 40 inch TVs ain't really the vibe that comes to mind when you hear "let's go to dinner"
@kerriforde85
kerri forde
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I ask my female coworkers a question if a man yu met said im takin u on a dinner date and he pulls in chefette BBQ barn what wud yu do ? the answers were very mixed 🤣🤣 btw the steak platter is amazin, dem got ac, wines are available the drinks big and yuz get a mint
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Kofi
8 months
West Indian math is actually a song that goes "2 2s are 4 two into 4 two"
@poojah_xo
pooj nye the science guy
8 months
I need to know what is West Indian math 😂
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Kofi
2 months
Me when my tweets get 13 likes 💪🏿💯💥😎
@thatgirlsadea
Déa
2 months
this “influencer” word is used so loosely
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Kofi
4 years
Worst thing about having locs is when you're at an event with food and people assume you don't eat meat... I wanted chicken too
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