Dimitri
@TheDimitriT
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apollonian mind, dionysian spirit, reluctant romantic
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2020
If you've messaged even five people on here romantically you've lost your ability to pair bond.
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Your homicide rate is literally DOUBLE California’s.
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Never give in to the longhouse. NEVER BE SILENCED
if a woman truly loved her husband she would be finding him hot babysitters that he can sleep with.
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if a woman truly loved her husband she would be finding him hot babysitters that he can sleep with.
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If you’re not attracted to her, you’re gay. If you are, you’re pornbrained.
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It’s essential to keep your hotness (if you’re a woman) or charisma (if you’re a man) levels slightly higher than your crazy levels.
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This is true. Nothing got the ladies’ kittens purring like me tapping the intro to Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at every video game he plays.
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Can’t wait to have a son and teach him how to post dating takes and gender bait like a real man.
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