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Bringing the cannabis industry data to life 🄦 / Investigative Journalism / MAHA / Not Financial Advice / Parody / Memes / Satire / Trollmaster

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@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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A Rand Paul affiliated PAC called "Reinventing a New Direction" received donations from intoxicating hemp company representatives. - Bret Worley from MC Nutraceuticals .- Justin Journay from 3CHI.- Lewis Hamer from Hometown Hero.- David Charles from MOOD. The federal government
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@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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American Hemp Rope Starter Pack
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The Dank Informer
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A Rand Paul affiliated PAC called "Reinventing a New Direction" received donations from intoxicating hemp company representatives. - Bret Worley from MC Nutraceuticals .- Justin Journay from 3CHI.- Lewis Hamer from Hometown Hero.- David Charles from MOOD. The federal government
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@TheDankInformer
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Wink wink
@JGriesler
JoeGriesler
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@TheDankInformer I’m sure it’s an isolated incident, not happening across the country. …the marijuana discovered is valued at an estimated $60 million, and authorities say it was all being grown under the guise of hemp.
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RT @BigSteve207: Exclusive video from inside an abandoned cannabis house controlled by Chinese drug cartels. More and more triad weed lose….
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🚨Prominent Sutter County hemp advocate arrested for allegedly illegally growing marijuana. āš ļø24 tons of illegal marijuana disguised as hemp, estimated to be worth $60M, were seized and destroyed. $MSOS $YOLO #THCa #SmokeShopGate.
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According to law enforcement officials, the marijuana discovered is valued at an estimated $60 million, and authorities say it was all being grown under the guise of hemp.
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@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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Is this Rand Paul and Thomas Massie’s hemp rope that doesn’t get you high?. Why is marijuana illegal, but millions of dollars worth of it are being laundered by masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp?. 7 years of lies!. The Hemp Fraud has been exposed!. End the madness. $MSOS.
@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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🚨BREAKING: Prominent Sutter County hemp advocate arrested for allegedly illegally growing marijuana as hemp. āš ļø24 tons of illegal marijuana worth $60M were seized and destroyed. #SmokeShopGate #HempFraud #THCa $MSOS.
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🚨BREAKING: Prominent Sutter County hemp advocate arrested for allegedly illegally growing marijuana as hemp. āš ļø24 tons of illegal marijuana worth $60M were seized and destroyed. #SmokeShopGate #HempFraud #THCa $MSOS.
@ProudRebelYell
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Vocal California hemp advocate was just growing marijuana. 24 tons valued at $60m seized by California authorities. @TheDankInformer .
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@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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This one aged well…. Especially given everything that has come to light about MC Nutraceuticals and Bret Worley 🤣. Those yummy Chinese cannabinoids šŸ¤¤šŸ¤”šŸŒŽ. Nothing like some gas station weed made with chemicals from CCP-funded chemical companies. $MSOS
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@ChipPaul60
Chip Paul
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Marijuana and Hemp are COMING TOGETHER in a way that I have not seen in my over 10 years of activism and advocacy. I have spoken to some of the original founders of US Hemp Roundtable. I have spoken to MC Nutraceutical. And I speak all the time to big cannabis. All THUMBS UP.
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@TheDankInformer
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Everyone who has been following the space knew $AYRWF was dead money after A3 failed in November. Except for the manager of the largest cannabis ETF $MSOS. Their debt overhang being cleared depended on FL adult-use sales commencing in 2025, assuming A3 passed, which it did not!.
@March2Millions
March2Millions
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For anyone curious as to why I was so critical of $MSOS ā€˜s recent purchases of $AYRWF.
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@TheDankInformer
The Dank Informer
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From a Doctor to a Mark Twain Prize for American Humor recipient. There’s nothing Kevin Sabet can’t accomplish.
@V_arrell
Anthony Varrell
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GM - this is freaking comical lol. $MSOS. If SAM had influence and S3 didn’t have traction they wouldn’t be running ads. They would have a sit down with Don instead. We’re winning.
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As of July 8, more than 16,000 Kentuckians have received written certifications from their health care providers to use medical cannabis — a requirement to prove patients have one of the six qualifying conditions under state law.
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Nearly eight months after the state program’s launch, medical marijuana sales still haven’t begun in Kentucky, leaving thousands of registered card holders wondering when they’ll get access to treatment.
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KY’s medical marijuana program is 8 months old. But patients are still waiting. Don’t worry, @RandPaul has got you covered with some synthetic Delta-8 THC, THC-P, HHC cannabinoids and dirty pesticide marijuana masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp. šŸ¤”šŸŒŽ.
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More than 11,500 Kentuckians are medical cannabis card holders. But they can’t purchase products here.
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DEA's Marijuana Hypocrisy Laid Bare: As Rescheduling Looms, Agency's Ethical Failures and Research Obstruction Spark Outrage.
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RT @Boris_Jordan: Starting Aug. 1, NY begins rolling out BioTrack seed-to-sale tracking, a critical step to end the flow of out-of-state il….
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RT @Boris_Jordan: While the BioTrack rollout is a step forward, the license approval error this week is a serious setback. 100+ businesses….
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It can be used in vapes or in jelly edibles and emulates the effects of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol), the narcotic component present in cannabis plants.
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The Dank Informer
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HHC is a semi-synthetic version of a natural cannabinoid found in cannabis. Since it was first detected in Ireland in 2022, it has been linked with episodes of psychosis and hospitalisation.
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This means that the import, export, production, possession, sale, and supply of products containing HHC is now illegal.
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