The Dank Informer
@TheDankInformer
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Bringing the cannabis industry data to life š„¦ / Investigative Journalism / MAHA / Not Financial Advice / Parody / Memes / Satire / Trollmaster
Washington, D.C.
Joined July 2022
How is all of this unregulated pesticide tainted marijuana making it to tens of thousands of smoke shops and vape stores to be sold as 2018 Farm Bill hemp?. Who is running the billions of dollars worth of illicit pesticide marijuana supply chain masquerading as hemp?. $MSOS.
Pennsylvaniaās unregulated weed stores are booming ā but tests show the products are rife with toxic and illicit chemicals. Almost every sample was over the legal (hemp) potency or contained mold or pesticides. #SmokeShopGate
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Nice THCa flower COA you got there!. 22% THCa and ZERO THC?. 75% moisture content and 7.7% uncertainty?. No microbial or pesticide test panels?. Looks legit!. š¤”š
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I am the honey pot. Youāve been had!. Come one, come all! . The hemp fraud will soon be an empty show!.
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Is that a threat?. Where have I lied?.
Dank informer is like Dan Patrick a Politician and POS liar and political hack. I am going to find you soon and take everything you own bro. Congratulations on being a loser. We always knew you were.
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Good morning!. Reschedule marijuana and eradicate the illicit market!. $MSOS #TrumpForCannabis
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They did it all wrong. Should have made a map of all the illegal CCP marijuana grows in Oklahoma and all the hemp stores where you can buy the illegal pesticide weed as THCa hemp flower. #SmokeShopGate $MSOS #IntoxicatingHemp.
Oklahoma marijuana activists launched an online map showing hundreds of businesses across the state where voters can sign petitions to put a legalization initiative on the 2026 ballot.
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Hempster maggots are trying to dox me and threaten me for exposing their sham behind the marijuana laundered as 2018 Farm Bill hemp. I also received a death threat from someone else before. A bunch of gangster wanna be maggots selling weed as THCa flower. The jig is up. $MSOS
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Illegal pesticide tainted marijuana is already sold in 1000ās of smoke shops and vape stores by masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp. Congress refuses to close the hemp loophole for 7 years & refuses to legalize marijuana. Who is getting fat off illicit weed sold as hemp?. $MSOS
How is all of this unregulated pesticide tainted marijuana making it to tens of thousands of smoke shops and vape stores to be sold as 2018 Farm Bill hemp?. Who is running the billions of dollars worth of illicit pesticide marijuana supply chain masquerading as hemp?. $MSOS.
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@TheDankInformer Kentucky is biggest exporter of legal hemp. Cooked COAs, and super low pricing on pounds. Look up Frog eye hemp.
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RT @TheDankInformer: This is what the unregulated intoxicating hemp industry players sell at scale and then they cry that they are being unā¦.
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RT @TheDankInformer: Unregulated Big Hemp is trying to kill state-legal cannabis programs one smoke shop at a time. Compound the thousandsā¦.
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BREAKING: US Hemp Roundtable member had a B2B marketplace to link sellers and buyers looking for wholesale THCa flower, hemp-derived cannabinoid distillate, and other hemp products. Sellers would also link out to their websites and telegram app chat
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Legalize natural cannabis and end the 2018 Farm Bill synthetic cannabinoid scourge!. They were selling this garbage on US Hemp Roundtableās member B2B wholesale platform before they took it down. Along with 7-OH infused THCa hashish. The FDA is now.
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Hemp industry's finest!. Research chemical gang has got you covered with the "8-hydroxy & 10-hydroxy - NON DETECT THC!". Based on your bloodwork, even the emergency room's lab won't be able to tell what fu**ed you up and put you in the hospital!. š¤®š¤¢. #IntoxicatingHemp
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Move to a state that has legal home-grow then. Itās a free country! Vote with your personal economic impact. Donāt tell us we shouldnāt have legal medical cannabis because youāre a āhome-grow or nothing advocateā. We see how that worked out in Florida: . the smoke shops are.
@TheDankInformer That's not how Scheduling works. This is programming by the BIG STEAL team. mostly slimmer Leftists ready to capture that market via regulatory trickery. Only took 80 years to get micro breweries after decades of hyper control. that's the Prohibition shuffle.
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RT @OANN: Matt Gaetz applauds President Trumpās push to reschedule marijuana: āMAGA hats in line at the dispensary. Patriots buying pre-rolā¦.
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Police in San Jose arrested five people and seized multiple controlled substances, including cannabis, mushrooms and nitrous oxide, following a bust of several smoke shops in East San Jose last week. On Aug. 6, officers served warrants at Grizzly's Smoke Shop on West San Carlos.
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Police bust San Jose smoke shops for alleged illegal cannabis, mushroom sales. #SmokeShopGate.
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Police in San Jose arrested five people and seized multiple controlled substances, including cannabis, mushrooms and nitrous oxide, following a bust of several smoke shops in East San Jose last week.
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Marijuana Users Have āEnhanced Cognitive Abilities,ā Large Federally Funded Study Shows $CURA $CURLF
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