The Dank Informer
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Bringing the cannabis industry data to life 🥦 / Investigative Journalism / MAHA / Not Financial Advice / Parody / Memes / Satire / PhD in Gas Station Weed
Washington, D.C.
Joined July 2022
🚨2 arrested after Richmond-area vape shops, other locations raided for marijuana https://t.co/GxTCTX3l7F
wric.com
Two people are facing charges after Central Virginia authorities raided four vape shops, multiple homes and a storage facility to crack down on marijuana distribution.
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🚨6 charged in takedown of a massive N.J. marijuana distribution operation https://t.co/LZsXyHlTGR
nj.com
The six residents were charged with money laundering and various drug-related offenses.
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Michigan man accused of failing to pay taxes on more than $1 million in unlicensed marijuana sales https://t.co/vzMvPAoOZq
cbsnews.com
A Holland, Michigan, man is facing charges for alleged fraud and failure to pay taxes on more than $1 million in unlicensed marijuana sales, according to the Michigan Attorney General's office.
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$MSOS 2025-11-24 UPDATE INFLOWS/OUTFLOWS: $0.00 CASH POSITION: $ (1,564,822.54) NAV: $3.42 Change: $0.03 Shares Outstanding: 184,690,000 AUM: $632,372,221.00 #MSOGang
$MSOS 2025-11-21 UPDATE INFLOWS/OUTFLOWS: $0.00 CASH POSITION: $ (1,440,791.27) NAV: $3.39 Change: $0.35 Shares Outstanding: 184,690,000 AUM: $626,586,075.63 #MSOGang
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@jfberke @HempRoundtable What industrial hemp? 87% of Kentucky hemp is grown for cannabinoid biomass. The clowns over at US Hemp Roundtable are full of sh*t and CBD American Shaman, one of their board members, created the 2nd opioid epidemic with lab-made 7-OH products.
BREAKING: US Hemp Roundtable member https://t.co/BWLPaNcQyk had a B2B marketplace to link sellers and buyers looking for wholesale THCa flower, hemp-derived cannabinoid distillate, and other hemp products. Sellers would also link out to their websites and telegram app chat
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“Seems like Trump has ended the Biden Era policy of protecting Chinese organized crime.”
All of the properties mentioned in the unsealed search warrant application, and all of the shell companies, were previously reported out by @TheMaineWire. Here's video we took of one of the target properties more than a year before it would be searched by federal investigators.
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🚨Foreign Money Backs Chinese Drug Cartel Activity in Maine, Unsealed Court Docs Show Anyone want to guess how all that illegal marijuana from Chinese grow houses is sold? $MSOS 🔗 https://t.co/Td4FV3VsOv
New: Foreign Money Backs Chinese Drug Cartel Activity in Maine, Unsealed Court Docs Show Unsealed court docs show how two Chinese cartel operators used straw-buyers and foreign money to acquire houses in Maine that would become illicit grow houses. => https://t.co/ugzCTpNP6v
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🚨Foreign Money Backs Chinese Drug Cartel Activity in Maine, Unsealed Court Docs Show The affidavit signed by the DEA outlines what prosecutors say is a “large-scale illegal marijuana cultivation and distribution enterprise” operating across central Maine https://t.co/9JEPkpVM2L
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Not sure that defending pesticides in food is going to go well for you.
Scty RFKjr hired Calley Means to advise him. Calley is crusading to stop pesticide use in ag RFK PROMISED NOT TO ADVISE ON FARMING He better not follow CALLEY ON PESTICIDES
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DEVELOPING: Senior White House aides and Cabinet heads are bracing for major personnel shakeup as insiders tell me POTUS is growing increasingly unhappy with "economic messaging," among other things. Shakeup could include chief of staff in new year ... developing ...
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I’ve done more deep dives on the hemp fraud than anyone else, but go ahead! Shoot your shot! Let’s see what you got for the sake of argument.
@AdamLoverday @TheDankInformer @TheDankInformer is just a propaganda bot he won't delve into any real technical discourse on the subject matter literally just "THCA HEMP BAD"
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Financial system fraud on full display The market is rigged by algorithmic trading / HFT hedge funds.
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Sun Grown Humboldt County marijuana from Cameroon 🤷♂️
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Bud in left picture from a website is fluffy Bud being sold in right picture looks like dense PGR weed Account based in Africa, with backup in Nigeria (dude forgot to change to region on his backup) Is this cartel marijuana grown in Africa / Nigeria with PGRs?
New strain available on board tap in for deal CRATET LAKE 💚🍃
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OPINION: Ontario's legal cannabis stores are closing — because illegal shops allowed to thrive This is not a business failure. It is a government failure. https://t.co/Bh8NFsGMQA
torontosun.com
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Illegal Cannabis Lab Found Near Santa Rosa Had Largest Stockpile Of Hazardous Chemicals County Has Seen, Officials Say https://t.co/i2j6Sbs7qe
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If I was going to do an illegal Chinese marijuana grow, I would: 1) put a big Trump sign in the front yard so everyone would think I was cool and 2) hire Janet Mills’ brother so that the media and police would totally ignore me
themainewire.com
A Chinese national living in the Guangdong Province, China, became the proud owner of a “fixer upper” in Penobscot County in February thanks, in part, to title transfer services provided by Paul H....
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100% of the Chinese illicit cannabis traffickers who’ve hired Janet Mills’ brother have faced zero trouble with law enforcement.
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Cannabis Regulatory Arbitrage: there is massive profit in exploiting patchwork marijuana policies and the hemp loophole. Cannabis from a legal state sold into a prohibition state as “hemp” can flow through Visa, Square, and into Bank of America as clean cash. Very little risk.
Any legal marijuana market bill has to strengthen the punishments on illegal stores. These shops are setting up under false pretenses and selling illegal products to children. And it has to stop. https://t.co/J3wkLoqwhA
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