Courtous
@TheCourtous
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Unofficial Lego king and future Batman villain of Ambridge. My own views, obviously.
London, England
Joined June 2011
”right, so, the hose is a red herring.“ ”well, could be.“ ”it is, i’ve just pulled it out.“ ”this is good, the tables have turned. i’ve given you all the information.“ ”your time has started.“ THE SARCASM #taskmaster
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This cursed thought popped into my head and I’ll never unsee it now
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Nah I’ve waited for 19 years, might as well wait another few weeks
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why did something happen
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Always think of this bit whenever I hear Tess Daly mentioned
I'm really going to miss Tess's warmth, sincerity, spontaneity, ability to go off script, and natural flare for live TV #Strictly
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I’ve rewatched this multiple times just to see everyone’s reaction to Lewis Capaldi saying cunt #GrahamNorton
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Here are some British television characters who I think would get radicalised by Facebook
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