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Sometimes I be forgetting that my real job is making myself happy and that job they call a job is to support this.
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R&B Artist: I think this is the best song on the album
R&B Artist to self: cut it in half and make it an interlude
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That’s your brother. You need to talk to your daddy.
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The rush to return to “normal” has set us back for years.
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That praying y’all doing real close to manifesting.
That Manifesting y’all doing real close to witchcraft.
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The green has police brutality, gerrymandering, mandatory minimums, predatory lending, poor schools, unemployment, lead poisoning etc
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Colin Kaepernick met with a veteran (Nate Boyer) to discuss his sitting protest and they came to a compromise in which Colin would kneel. This was seen as a respectful protest as the military kneel during certain ceremonies. The protest was never anti military or anti America.
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Swing on your mom in front of me and imma have to stomp you out for the culture.
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“Personally I’m glad we are all getting the vaccine and can come back to office. Michael thought “work from home” meant he could work from any of our homes. I’m tired of the complaints. Corporate hasn’t returned my emails about it.”
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“Of course I got the vaccine. I’m fat, Black, I got asthma, and I work in a warehouse. Do I trust it? I don’t know but I’m not trying to die. I don’t trust the government but I put a lot of things I don’t trust in my body. McDonald’s, malt liquor, those gas station pills, etc.”
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Halle Berry, Halle Bailey- where is Hurricane Chris we got one for him?
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Him
When Yall Put Them Shades On In The Club Who Y’all Pose To Be 😂😂
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“My husband, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration says the pandemic has been great for business. Hospitals need his trucks on account of all the bodies and stuff. He’s made a lot of money this year. Bob said he’s going to take me to Hawaii. I’ve never been.”
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No more nicknames. No more. It’s done. Y’all about to make racism a lovable neighbor.
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I never knew this story. Black military veterans have never been fully supported by those who “support our troops”. The perpetrators were acquited even though they admitted to blinding Sgt. Woodard.
Isaac Woodard was a WWII veteran and hours after being honorably discharged, he was attacked by South Carolina police while still in his uniform when taking the bus home. He was left permanently blind.
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Earth Wind & Fire were out here singing about self-esteem, self-worth, self-love, Black pride, mindfulness etc in the 70s. Shoutouts to these mental health kings.
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Y’all need to leave McDonald’s workers alone. Working fast food ain’t easy. We all deserve to be paid more. Billionaires would still be Billionaires if people received a livable wage. The extremely wealthy taught you to hate the poor. To them you are also the poor.
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This is my favorite meme on the matter
Remember when I said being a black Conservative makes zero sense? This is why. If you’re STILL part of a party that tells you over and over again out loud how much they hate you, you deserve whatever comes your way as a result 🤷🏾♀️
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We call that a dvsn album.
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As a former baby and a person who eats in public I appreciate the mothers who are nourishing our future. Salute to the moms.
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Men know men are trash that's why we are over protective of our daughters but we don't want someone else's daughter to say it about us.
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They need to make the online shopping experience match the physical retail experience. No categories or filters for the items...you just gotta scroll through everything.
This Is Not a Drill: Marshall’s Just Launched Their Online Store
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Cancel Student Loan debt
The IRS has stated that from 2004 to 2013, Microsoft, $MSFT, underpaid its taxes by $28.9 billion.
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If you see my out doing this dance just know I’m paying homage
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@ComplexSneakers
This is a really bad job of reading the room. Folks are struggling out here and it looks like we are in for some really bad financial times and this is what you spotlight. You don’t get it.
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The Tuskegee Syphilis Study was a program where Black Men received placebos and ineffective treatments to study the effects of syphilis on the human body. They were told they were receiving free health care when they were in fact not being treated. It wasn’t about vaccines.
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I be real hungry but I’m not eating at Subway.
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Not going out in big groups for Memorial Day is like the fruit snack challenge for adults. Adults are failing.
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“Who needs to get a vaccine when you can just buy vaccine cards that say you’re vaccinated? We work at a paper company. I printed thousands of these. They’re selling like hot cakes.”
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Calling women females didn’t come out of some innocuous desire to have a pronoun alternative. It’s the subtextual “bitch”. There came a time when wholesale disrespect wasn’t as tolerated so female became the new way of voicing disdain. Listen to how people say the word.
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When she tweet "ain't nobody checking for me" when you been checking for her
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They really used “critical race theory” as a Trojan Horse in attempts to delete America’s racist history and absolve themselves from the still long lasting effects of institutionalized racism.
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Stevie Wonder “As” is a love song you hear me.
“Just as time knew to move on since the beginning
And the seasons know exactly when to change
Just as kindness knows no shame
Know through all your joy and pain
That I'll be loving you always”
Stevie pen different
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“How am I supposed to explain ___ to my kids ?”
There’s a Sesame Street episode about that topic which has been created by educators, child psychologist, fellow parents, and other experts. You can start there.
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You're not a racist they're the racists for even bringing up race. You don't even see color.
#alllivesmatter
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It’s Juneteenth weekend baby. If a holiday lands on a Friday or a Monday we all know that means Saturday and Sunday are included too.
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Usher and H.E.R. Should make a duets album called Ush H.E.R.
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Some Men are really trying to argue against this chart. What that says to me is that they feel like they have a right to these behaviors.
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Lucy Pearl “Dance Tonight” belongs in a museum. Future generations need to know about how amazing that song was and is.
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The way bereavement leave is setup to only be for “family” is anti-Black because it limits overhelming grief to just those recognized by a government (created by those who don’t even have cousins). Black people got family and then they got extended family that is broad and vast.
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Don’t forget to gas up the person that gases you up. Reciprocate the gas.
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Donny Hathaway said “I love you in a place where there is no space and time”. That’s a romantic sci-fi movie I want to see.
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I don’t know why more people haven’t abandoned their podcasts after this happened…it’s too spot on
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“White privilege” is being able to call Black people’s desire to live and exercise their inalienable rights “leftist politics”.
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Yes but since the gay friend has a heterosexual friend they are also heterosexual. It’s the distributive property of friendship.
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“Defund the police” shouldn’t be an issue if you’ve paid attention to the rate in which police funding has increased in comparison to education, social programs, education again, etc.
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Gentrifiers are out of control (photo cred: Steven A. Chambers)
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John Henry really died at work beating a machine which ending up replacing him anyway because he died...don’t be like John Henry.
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Anthony Bourdain showed me how I could be an adventurer in my own city. How I could be a food connoisseur and be dead broke. To enjoy the simple things but make a big deal about them. I’m thankful for his time here.
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Oprah got the vegetables and fruits we only seen in cartoons. Those plants are living better than most people.
Oprah's Farm, holiday harvest update: We got big beans 'n tangerines. 🍊🍊🍊
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Black people buying luxury products and leisure traveling isn’t a social justice movement. Enjoy yourself just don’t try to make people believe a thing that isn’t a thing is a thing.
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Fellas you don’t have to deal with abuse. If your partner is constantly talking to you any kind of way you gotta find some peace. If you get that sinking feeling every time their name appears on your phone you know it’s time to go. It won’t be easy but you gotta save yourself.
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“I got vaccinated last December. I told them I was an essential worker and they didn’t ask any questions. Also working here is a preexisting condition. I’m not going tell anyone I got it because I don’t like people in my business. I’ll take a booster shot and a day off though”
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I met Beanie Sigel when I was in high school and he told me to stay in school and go to college. Then he stared me in my eyes and shook by hand mad hard. “The streets ain’t for you dog”. I had to go to college then.
To Charlamagne's credit, Beanie Sigel is one of the scariest individuals I've ever met.
I was in the studio and this man came out talking about he smells some food then proceeded to takes my Malaysian Banana Leaf wrapped chicken wings and told me to order some more.
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Black women deserve better theology than virtuous wife training and waiting for a man. Preying and Praying on the fears of Black Women in the church is a billion dollar industry.
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If we are gonna get into MCU castings Marsai Martin would be perfect for Moon Girl. She basically plays the character (without the super science and giant dinosaur etc) on Black-ish.
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I want to know what is the phenomena that allows us to read this easily
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Don’t be flying internationally with no drugs…none…don’t you do it. No edibles, no vapes, no this just CBD. None of that.
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Children are expensive dinner dates. They order food and then don’t eat it. Then they want refills on non refillable drinks. Then they want dessert because they’re not full from eating dinner. Then they don’t even flinch when the bill comes.
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Our ancestors fought. Don’t let Kanye or brunch T-shirts make you think otherwise. They fought to survive. They fought to get free. They fought so their children could have better lives. We are still fighting. Don’t disrespect our ancestors.
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Bill Cosby has spent the last 15 years of his life shitting on black people in speeches and interviews. Whether it be pants sagging, baby names, etc Cosby used his position and voice to spew nonsense. Cliff Huxtable was a wonderful “character”. That other guy I don’t know him.
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This whole black people quick to turn on their own is a lie, a fallacy, and an untruth. We the most forgiving, letting go and letting God people on this planet. You just expect us to turn all the cheeks until we ain’t got no cheeks to turn. Nah not gonna happen.
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Angel Reese being the “bad guy” on the court doesn’t give grown men the right to commit crimes against her. Death threats, sexual harassment, and utter depravity aren’t just accepted parts of fanhood. Just say you’re ok with men hating Black women and stand in your truth.
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The wildest Covid “cure” I’ve ever heard was at the beginning of the pandemic. A guy said that if you put orange juice instead of water in a humidifier you can kill the Virus in the air. The vitamin C will kill the virus. I knew we were in for a long battle then.
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D.C. police trying to act like D.C. doesnt have a sex trafficking problem when D.C. Police officers have been convicted of sex trafficking.
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Don’t invite me over your 80 degree house. I’m serious.
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I don’t believe that people are hypersensitive. I believe we have been allowed to be insensitive for so long that it’s become the standard.
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Martin Luther King Jr was considered a troublemaker until he was murdered, martyrized, and had his views sanitized for white consumption.
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I hate that the sneaker style and culture that inner city Black and Brown people created has been perverted by affluent and privileged colonizers.
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Don't ribs normally come with two sides?
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Billy Porter been said what his “agenda” is...I wasn’t allowed to be me for decades. Y’all gonna get me for the rest of my time on this Earth. That shit right there is commendable. Many of us never get to be ourselves in our lifetimes.
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Every time a police officer kills a Black person I have to think about how only one person was shot during the Capitol Riots.
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Growing up before the 2000s meant living in a constant of dehydration. We did not drink enough water as children. We didn’t have cool water bottles and 8 glasses a day propaganda. We just survived off sips from water fountains, Kool aid, and water hoses.
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Opening up the fridge and seeing one of these that you ain't put there
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How you clap on the 1 and the 3 in a twitter conversation
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We would never survive a zombie apocalypse. People would just be online like “Well don’t get bit then…sounds like a personal problem”.
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