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@TheCompleatDM
Joel
9 hours
I've never played a "balanced" wargame that captured my attention for long. The interesting thing about military scenarios is that they are usually skewed in favor of one side of another. That's where all the "fun" in playing them at a table comes from for me.
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Joel
10 hours
As much as I love design and have become better and better at it my primary love will always be writing. It's a craft I've developed since I was old enough to sit, at the time, in front of a typewriter. I try to generally be honest but being entertaining is always primary.
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Joel
10 hours
I think it's important to understand that what I do online and with my design is more concerned with games themselves, and how they are made, and how to make them good. I've come a LONG way in this process over just the past couple of years and it has been entirely fascinating.
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Joel
11 hours
Another thing I love about Battletech is that it encourages and even teaches kit-bashing, making terrain, and making counters in lieu of owning actual mechs. It just has an attitude that seems so unconcerned with monetization, whether or not that is actually true.
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Joel
11 hours
Battletech on PC is good. It has problems. I am hoping that installing the Advanced Universe mod will solve those problems, and everything I've seen says it will, while increasing the difficulty substantially at the same time, which is what I think it needs.
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Joel
11 hours
Eventually I'll do a write-up on Battletech. It's truly an amazing game that stands like a reinforced obelisk in a sea of games constantly chasing balance and restructuring themselves. It's clunky, and dense, it can be taken to insane levels of depth. It's perfectly imperfect
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Joel
11 hours
Battletech has my favorite rulebook I've ever seen for a game in Total Warfare. It has no unnecessary bullshit, it represents a wide range of eras of the game through photos and lore blips, and it just gets to the fucking point and gives you all the rules in a single source.
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@TheCompleatDM
Joel
12 hours
It's so crazy. For my birthday I'm taking my mom to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. I was 17 when we first saw Kill Bill Part 1 in theater. I will be 40 when we see this new cut.
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Joel
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I've been addicted to Battletech. I set up my mural software to play it on there. I have a ring that is a fidget spinner with 2D6 on it so I cna play it on my second monitor all night. Because I'm a fucking loser.
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Joel
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I dunno, maybe being a fucking fat ass, duh
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Hoops
2 days
What is preventing you from being able to do this?
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Joel
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My wife while I'm watching Ha Ha, You Clowns: "I don't get it. Nothing happens the entire show." Me: "Yes."
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Joel
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Dude...they made a cube. ngl that's impressive
@GTAVInewz
GTA 6 NEWS
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BREAKING: According to a reliable source, this is the stage of development GTA 6 is in.
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Joel
2 days
Ringworlds allow you to trade with the Melnorme on specific rounds. Rainbow Worlds give you an abundance of wealth to trade with Melnorme, but their locations are random - half the tiles are false.
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Joel
2 days
The new starmap for my Star Control 2 experiment
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Joel
2 days
All of them are bad. Actually I haven't had shake shop. But from everything else Burger King, while still bad, at least has potential to be good from the charbroiler. But it isn't.
@SandyofCthulhu
Sandy Petersen 🪔
3 days
Which is the best and worst burger below? In my opinion, White Castle is both the best AND the worst.
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Joel
2 days
I'm glad I'm working because my days off were basically this and Battletech on PC. I put like 15 hours into that shit over 5 days which is a lot for me for video games and made me feel like a huge piece of shit
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Joel
2 days
This is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Power. I hated this game as a kid. Because it sucked. I'm tempted to buy this copy and make my friend who is a big TMNT fan suffer with me while we share a bottle of rye and fight eachother instead out of sheer agonized boredom.
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Joel
2 days
This is such a "which way western man" picture
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Joel
2 days
That's awesome. Ive been wanting to see it as a single film since the day I saw the first one in theaters.
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DiscussingFilm
3 days
The first trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s ‘KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR’ has been released. • Will include a never-before-seen 7-minute animated sequence • Select presentations will be in 70mm and 35mm • In theaters on December 5
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Joel
3 days
Some tiles you flip have an enemy icon printed on them. That determines when a battle is initiated. You have ship cards you draw from that aliens pile and you need to use your fleet deck to defeat them. You build this deck as you go by making allies and upgrading the flagship
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