Mr. Charles Isidi III
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This woman is appearing on TV tomorrow at 8am, and she has gone to bed assuming I will iron what she will wear.
She is right and I hate her guts.
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I don't think VLC as a media player gets enough credit for how versatile it is.
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My wife has a speaking engagement tomorrow and she won’t be able to make it, so she sent me in her stead.
I am going to start the presentation with “my wife sends her love”, and hope they get it. 🌚🌚🌚
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I have watched bricklayers, carpenters and building constructors put up the decking for a super large house over the last 10 days and I am confused as to why we call this category of work "unskilled labor" because yo, what I've seen is actually magic.
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Dangote cement but inside sachet.
For small projects like mending your broken heart.
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They said awwww, that’s so sweet.
A real shame. Because I helplessly stood there waiting for them to get it.
😭😭😭
My wife has a speaking engagement tomorrow and she won’t be able to make it, so she sent me in her stead.
I am going to start the presentation with “my wife sends her love”, and hope they get it. 🌚🌚🌚
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Small thing "do you have loud?"
I wished you were this loud about creating a future for yourself.
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But wait, the Experience Lagos, Free Event, over 500,000 people, hosted for 14 years consecutively and not once did they mess it up, artistes show up on time, a day before in all cases, have sound checks for days, everything is stress tested for a week.
I Stan the excellence.
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"I don't know what to call it. It was a massacre"
An organiser of protests against police brutality in Nigeria has told the BBC he saw soldiers shoot people dead
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I married an extremely kind person.
today we went out on a walk and thought to buy corn on our way back home. the woman roasting the corn had her kids reading in the dark and my wife actually turned on her torch light for the entire time we stood there, just so they could read.
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Na logistics issues make this thing still dey Egypt.
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Yorubas should never let go of Orikis. it's such a beautiful cultural element.
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Someone tweeted "I left that church shit a long time ago, but I still talk to God daily".
The deceit of the devil is to take you out of community. Something my mom will tell me "when you are alone and your candle light goes out, there will be no body to light you up".
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Lagoon hospital is treating people with medical emergencies from the protests for free.
RT to save a life!
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.
@falzthebahdguy
is part of Nigeria's
#EndSars
protests. Is he afraid for his life? He says no. "We have a seriously high level of poverty, there’s unemployment. We’re in a critical state because corruption. What kind of life am I living anyway?”
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Are you in the Lord's army?
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For Oke.
I pray the lights guide you home.
💔💔
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Do you know how incompetent you have to be to give federal appointment to dead people? Not one, not two, six!!!!!!!!!!
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Got to the Barber's this evening and said "bro, this is my last haircut as a single man, kill it man".
And then three older men waiting their turn got into this very hearty conversation with me and I couldn't have wished for anything better than the crash course marriage counsel
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I hope this is the year we finally stop bakers from taking the microphone at weddings to tell us the hidden symbolisms in their cakes?
THIS HAS TO STOP!
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Kuda switched from "Bank of the free" to "The Money App for Africans".
Dem say make una come collect una shackles back, na only Jesus dey give freedom. 😭😭😭
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Did i tell you guys that my neighbor called Yemisi to ask at 6:30am "is your husband awake?" and she said "yes".
That's how I went to kill snake in another woman's house o.
Omo, I took my patriarchal cape there and killed it, while screaming "blood of Jesus" in my mind.
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You can't do startup as a side hustle. Forget it! A startup demands everything.
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I tried to explain why porn is evil once to my friend and it came down to this.
I am not sure where I should start, so anywhere would work in hopes that I can piece it together into something that makes sense.
Sexual slavery is the industry that powers Pornography, I'd explain.
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Lazarus was dead for 4 days, by the third day in Jewish Custom, the spirit has left the man and he was dead dead.
Sometimes the miracle takes a while because God needs to be the only option, so that you do not explain it away with woke thoughts and wild ideas.
Lazarus was dead for a few days. Sometimes the miracle takes a while.
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Something
@AishaYesufu
told me once; "Yesterday's survivors are today's victims, Today's survivors will be tomorrow's victims"
This is a battle for our lives. We are fighting for those who have lost their lives, those alive and those unborn.
The time to
#EndSARS
is now!
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I once saw N6400 from Yaba to Lekki. So I took position by the window of the Danfo just behind the driver. The breeze that was blowing my skin cut as we sped through that third mainland bridge was fireeee.
The total two bus trips plus one okada cost N700. Bolt was shaking.
Uber and Bolt surges are becoming ridiculous. The economics of ride hailing was never sustainable, but in Lagos, it's pure madness. Is there a (open-source) way to verify that indeed there was a surge as a price control mechanism? Or is this how the algorithm randomly goes crazy?
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So, technically, the guy who ran away with the staff of the Oba, is he the new Oba of Lagos? so we can update Wikipedia abeg.
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My grandma said that at the time when the Nigerian government insisted that relief supplies for the Biafran side had to come through Lagos, the Nigerian side would hoard the milk mean't for kids, and sometimes lace it with arsenic, a lethal substance.
The white nurses and the...
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If our economy was good, buying a macbook won't be a luxury item.
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Please be advised, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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Under what circumstances should a lion be called to bar?
When Agwu ne chamber?
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Dear
@AirtelNigeria
team, the agency that created this genius piece of marketing material deserves a larger invoice in the coming year.
Watched this so many times, and I don't think I've seen a creative material this good in recent times.
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Wahala for person wey never know God for himself o.
Because doctrine on these streets... Oporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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saw a kid yesterday after doing about 3kms of my evening walk. this kid must have been about 6 or 7 and had a huge amount of firewood on his head weighing maybe more than his weight.
i was walking away when I asked myself "charles, this kid could be hit by a bike". I took it off
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Make Nepa bring low current and pikin go turn to scrambled egg? 💀💀
Would you grow your baby in a pod like this instead of a womb?
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I found this tweet about divorce being a graduation and I think it too simplistic for comfort, and so this is my small contribution to the conversation.
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@chukwukadibia_b
You have to take each fold one at a time. Wet it a bit because folds can be stubborn.
Sometimes, make sure say you don chop before you start.
Don't go over it a lot, you may leave a shine and damage the clothes, too much heat is bad for clothes.
Fold clothes along lines.
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High maintenance but you cannot maintain yourself. Abeg make it make sense.
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All it takes in Nigeria is for BBC, CNN or Aljazeera to carry the story.
The bulk of Your local TV stations and press houses are apparatus of state, nothing else.
All it will take is BBC Africa Eye team to pick this and everyone else will remember they are journalists.
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My girlfriend. She always has money.
If your current career flops, what’s your back up plan?
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she'd always say; you want to bargain the margins away?
I hope those kids have a good night wherever they are tonight, and I pray that God continues to help us help others in need. It's a huge prayer, that we may not do it all, but the needs of our communities are met through us
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when he authorised the military to open fire on young citizens, and then his administration denied it vehemently in front of the entire world who watched the live video on instagram.
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Teaching someone how to ride okada.
Machine Learning.
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I am almost convinced that the devaluation of construction design work is intentional.
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I just wished women would realise that the 'superwoman' narrative is a scam.
Clean the house, have kids, raise the kids almost singlehandedly, then belittle other women because they couldn't put on the same capes.
No one gets a trophy for being the best sufferhead. Legit
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Before Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, he said "Father I thank you that you have heard me, I know that you always hear me..."
Do you know how profound this is when you tie it to your reality as a child of God?
God always hears you, you are not an orphan. He is a good Father
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Nigerian brands and their creative teams at Easter, rolling out elaborate egg designs, knowing full well that eggs and Easter do not have locally-relevant cultural context. I am here for it, all of it.
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"Wait, but you don't look Igbo"
Give me a moment, let me cover myself in Yakubu Gowon's bullets.
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M A R R I E D♥️🎉
Still feels like that dream you have to blink hard to get out of... this has been me the past 2 weeks looking at my ring finger every chance I get.
Super happy to be in this beautiful space to serve my best friend
@Yemisi_Ajeojo
with everything I have.
♥️♥️♥️
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salary is competitive, but nobody knows what it is or what it is competing against. frauds.
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I should write a story on what it means to be someone who stutters in Nigeria.
Having people mimic you just for fun, having people complete your sentences with multiple choice options, above all, people walking out on you mid sentence???
Nigerians will learn empathy, I hope.
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Putting milk in garri is a disgusting combo. Let it be known.
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if she cannot pin goat down with her knee and kill it 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Married an intelligent and wholesome human, na lifetime subscription to extraordinary brilliance.
Love how super smart this woman is, I just sat there in awe, accent wey sweet like pure bliss.
At your service for life ma'am.
Marry me again
@Yemisi_Ajeojo
😭😭💜💜
This woman is appearing on TV tomorrow at 8am, and she has gone to bed assuming I will iron what she will wear.
She is right and I hate her guts.
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I guess my perception of this kind of work and what they typically get paid made me assume the work category is "unskilled labor." Thanks for the corrections. I guess my real question is, "why is skilled labor with this level of expertise so devalued? Is it by design?"
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One man said "No matter how heated it gets, never use her insecurities against her, that's not a card, it's not a weapon, it's for you to protect. That's just playing unfair, it's like bringing a gun to a knife fight, only you are killing the only person on your team."
I nodded.
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Last night when it rained, I had God saying multiple times to me.
"Just as I do not withhold rain or sunshine from both the good and the evil, so should your love be; extended to those who love and hate you. Be perfect in your love as your heavenly father is perfect."
Humbled.
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We really underestimate how having electricity in Nigeria can get you out of a depressive and helpless mood into a productive one. All you need is that siren and boom, you are back.
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Egg shells were ground into powder for calcium supplements for new borns. Kwashiorkor ran rampant.
War is a crazy affair, and this test blockade that has happened is only a precursory warning and proof that we are not far removed from a repeat of the past 50 years.
#Ozoemena
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and then she started helping the kids pronounce some of the words they missed.
I just stood there like; God knows what I would become if I didn't have such a model of kindness in my life.
and for families like these, she doesn't haggle prices, it offends me sometimes but...
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We need to thank Jesus for giving us a four day holiday this Easter.
Only Jesus could have done that. 😭😭😭😭
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Have you seen how beautiful my wife is? does she deserve any iota of suffering? No??? That's the only motivation I have in life. So that when she says "I want..." she doesn't even need to complete the sentence, I have already stretched out my card.
How do you motivate yourself to keep pushing/going/trying/doing?
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Getting a Job is a full time Job.
Nor let anybody bad mouth your process.
Do you know what it takes to recreate a job description into your CV and cover letter such that it matches the expectation of the new employer? Elite skills fam!
You are doing well! It will come together
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Judge: will that be all Mr Tekashii?
Tekashii 6ix9ine: I know where Sanwo Olu is.
Indistinct chatter rises in the background.
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There's the God kind of love that keeps going back even in the possibility of a rejection.
I was telling a friend a few days ago that the prodigal son's father didn't start loving the boy when he ran to him and kissed him.
He did when he split the family inheritance with him.
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"Grace has found you"
I've been repeating the words all week until this morning when God told me its for someone here
I hope you're online
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I act like I'm okay, but I'm up this morning bothered about that snake that swallowed N36million.
Did it create a saving plan, has it run out of cash, did it blow it at an overpriced Lagos club & is destitute on the streets? If it invested in crypto, how's this dip affecting it?
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Kainene means lets watch and see what happens next.
Kainene is my bereaved and aged grandmother who has random conversations with her invisible husband who never returned from the war.
Kainene is my father who never knew his father and was subject to rites to make him forget.
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If you grew up in Benin, that documentary was your daily reality.
If you schooled in Uniben, that was like another baptism of fire.
I noticed that most of my plain colored clothes were always getting missing. My mom was hiding them.
Stories for days man, stories for days.
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Didn't sign up with my name on
@theflutterwave
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I want to actually just die, a unicorn thinks I am undefined. 😭😭😭
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As my friend Bayo says "Don't be under pressure to come out of every negative situation with a positive story to tell" "na me fuck up" is a good story too.
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Burnout is not a badge of honor o. Abeg dey rest, work nor dey ever finish.
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the husband of the lady now called later because he wasn't home and said "thank you so much".
Me i just strategically said "You'd do the same for my wife too" because omo, even spider dey make this one climb table... sooooo, strategic positioning.
But I cant help but feel used
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