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Dad, cobbler, breakfast enthusiast, as seen on The Yak (x3)

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2009
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@BostonConnr
Football
3 hours
So is Matt Rhule going to Penn State now or what
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I hate how loosely the term gets thrown around these days but Shohei is an actual generational talent. As fans of the game we’re all blessed to be witness. I still want the Mariners to kick his dick in tho.
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@TheChanceBand
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This kicks ass
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Aaron Rodgers should have to give the Jets and Steelers all their money back. Then he can retire and we’ll all pretend the last 3 years didn’t happen.
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@TheChanceBand
thechanceband
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This might be the coolest kicker nickname of all time.
@FOS
Front Office Sports
2 days
Hawaii has a Japanese kicker nicknamed the Tokyo Toe. After starting the season a perfect 19-for-19 on FGs, Hawaii's upcoming games will be live streamed in Japan so Japanese fans can watch Kansei Matsuzawa kick.
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@TheChanceBand
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2 days
Again!!!!
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JULIO!!!!!!!!!
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@RandyCosta135
Randy Costa
3 days
@ #MMATwitter. I talked to Boogerbeard and he’s going great!
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thechanceband
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Cal Raleigh didn’t allow a single passed ball in the 162 game regular season and is somehow not even nominated for a Gold Glove. Make that make sense.
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@TheRealTyCun
TyCun
4 days
@GENERALZOD1886
GENERALZOD
6 days
What's your dream superhero or comic character game?
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thechanceband
3 days
All of my ideas turn into great content. Crème team ✅ Beers / Smokes show ✅ Fran-SAS mandatory friendship ✅
@TheChanceBand
thechanceband
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@franciscellis @SonOfABoyDad What if as penance Harry agrees to actually hang out with you once a month in perpetuity?
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JULIO!!!!!!!!!
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@TheChanceBand
thechanceband
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Browns fans gotta be sick when Baker starts doing Baker shit.
@KDTrey5
Kevin Durant
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Aye Baker, you fuckin HOOPIN
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I refuse to believe Maxx Crosby is just a normal person like the rest of us. There’s gotta be something different in there.
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thechanceband
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All I want is a job that will pay me $50M to not work there anymore.
@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
5 days
Sources: Penn State has fired James Franklin.
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thechanceband
6 days
This rocks.
@NFLonFOX
FOX Sports: NFL
6 days
Business is good for "AFC South commissioner" @KaticMichael and assistant @BarstoolBigCat 📈
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@connerburks
Conner Burks
6 days
how I'm sleeping tonight knowing charles oliveira is back in the win column
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This kicks ass.
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@BarstoolBigCat
Big Cat
6 days
Fake Punt Punt! This is the future
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@TheChanceBand
thechanceband
6 days
Ricky Vaughn hit 101 mph back when they still got ball speed at the plate. By today’s measurements he was probably cooking 108 mph. Also Charlie Sheen’s mechanics her are some of the best I’ve ever seen in a baseball movie. (Especially considering he was as high as a kite)
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@TheChanceBand
thechanceband
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If Missouri is going to insist on having an excavator the end zone they could at least tickle my ‘tism by having it move some earth in the background durning the game.
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