Huzzah! Bonus Tasty Tasty Tycken! 😺😺😺 #TheCatsWeTweet

Now hiring: human household staff. Housekeeper or butler (both even better) for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Payment in purrs. For inquiries, contact Coco.

There are some lovely people out there - we are now just £54 short of £5000 Mum has paid for her visas and vaccinations so every penny raised goes to @cherwellcats This time next week she will be at Heathrow 🙀 #CatsOfTwitter

Good news everyone - Georgie has been reserved and Spike went got his new home last weekend 😻💕🐾 #CatsofTwitter #AdoptDontShop

Black house panthers are the best household rulers. (The fact that I (Groot) am one, does not mean I am biased.) Tim is hiring human staffmembers. Make sure you apply for the job!

Just 2000 signatures needed #CatsOfTwitter

#Petrichor, on days like today, you are the ambrosia of the olfactory bulb! Yay 🌧️ #TheCatsWeTweet

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 Let's make this viral - hedgehogs are dying of dehydration - please please share this post and offer some shallow bowls of water for wildlife (pop a few pebbles in to make sure insects that fall in can escape) 🦔 💧 🎥 Paul Bunyard

🚰Please stop what you're doing and put a dish of clean water outside your front door, right now, for the nocturnal animals. They've had to wait in their nests and dens all through the searing heat of the day. This small mercy from you will save lives.🚰 https://t.co/ScjmodSx3m

Thanks to everyone who voted in our Twitter polls over the weekend - henceforth the little white cats will be known as Willow and Finn. They are very small for adult cats but eating well and very affectionate 😻😻😻 #CatsOfTwitter #tunatuesday

As is its wont on an approximately sesquiannual basis, The Valet had a Good Idea™️ Instead of working in the garden brick box today, it brought the solar-powered aircon into the house and shared 😸 Apparently, working from the dining table is a "#+*@ing 'mare". #TheCatsWeTweet

Just £210 off target for the Kayak 4 Cats - all money donated goes towards Cherwell Cats and helps cats like these two little monsters #CatsOfTwitter https://t.co/cF2ACfwdpq 🐈‍⬛😻

Today is a special #Caturday: it's the Female Human staff's Bday! To celebrate we are holding a #DrawYourCat competition. Draw your cat, post it below this post with #DrawYourCat and your cats name, and win a small donation to your fav. animal charity!

Tomorrow we celebrate our Female Human Staff’s gazillionth birthday with a #drawyourcat competition. We invite all #catsoftwitter, #hedgewatch colleagues & #Thecatswetweet to join us and get the chance to win a small donation for your favourite animal charity! Details follow soon

This is our Mum - she is just £267 off the 🎯 She has been working hard at the gym 🏋🏼‍♀️n paid 4 her vaccines/anti malarials. Plus she is not that young anymore 😹 if 200 pals could donate a pound, euro or dollar that would be awesome. All money goes to Cherwell Cats #CatsOfTwitter

Two new nifflers arrived last night called Bunny and Chaos. We think they need new names to help rehome them. If anyone has any ideas for new names please reply below. They might be mum and son #CatsOfTwitter #Hedgewatch

This #Caturday it's our Female Human Staff's birthday. We're organizing a competition in her honor. Draw your cat and have a chance to win a small donation for your fav. animal charity. It can be a beautiful, funny, artsy, horrible drawing... We'll post more info later this week!

Groot & I have said we would eat a treat less a day, so we could donate to our friend Claire. She is kayaking the Lower Zambezi River to raise money for @cherwellcats. Please donate too: https://t.co/RltAJWYfg9 It for a good cause: cats #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday #Hedgewatch

The Cat has claimed this territory in anticipation of a forthcoming heat wave. It has the best breeze and the incoming cold water feed runs under this bit of the floor. Therefore, it is the least melty place in the house. #TheCatsWeTweet

Excuse me, can I have your attention! Our friend Claire is going kayaking for cats on the Lower Zambezi River. We want to help her raise lots of money for @cherwellcats So please sponsor her: https://t.co/RltAJWYfg9 Thank you for your attention. Now go and donate. Come on!

To: All of veterinary pharmacology From: The Puny Humans Is there any chance of making oral antibiotics *slightly* easier to smuggle into The Cat's food? It'll save the need for courses of human antibiotics to treat infected scratches and bites! #TheCatsWeTweet