Cory Benjamin Wright
@TheCaptainCory
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When people think of me they think of Alaska
Troutville Virginia
Joined April 2011
Because Im a loser sooner or later you know will be dead Getting closer holding the rope and Im taking the fall I'm a loser #3doorsdown.
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That's the last time I use my private parts as piranha bait: http://t.co/lm4xV9V7ag
http://t.co/q09QoyD2yj.
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Why don't airports have bowling alleys? For people who are waiting on another flight. #justwondering.
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Fun forgeting unnecessary negatives @ thecaptaincory.
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Raising the debt ceiling doesn't increase our debt It simply allows this country to pay for things for which we've already spent money~Obama.
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I hate how a friendship dies because of a misunderstanding.
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Just dreamed that I was a snowboarder. After shredding the course I now understand what its all about.
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RT @RadfordAsshole: "I'll be so deep, whoever pulls me out of her will be crowned King Arthur.".
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I hate how people try to find comfort in words. Get a grip, go live your life.
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RT @DaneCook: They should legalize pot. But only in 1 state per year to attract massive amounts of tourism.
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That moment of hesitation where you're about to say "my ass hurts" after you workout your legs/Gluteus Maximus #gymproblems #betternotsay.
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