TheBrightonBard
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Lighthearted rhymes & musings from a Brighton lad now living in Tornado Alley on the Great Plains of Oklahoma. 🇬🇧🇺🇸⚽️ #BHAFC
Hove, annually.
Joined August 2019
THE PHONE CALL THAT CHANGED MY LIFE: A PERSONAL STORY ABOUT THE ALBION THAT I'VE NEVER SHARED BEFORE… It was late March 2009 – just shy of 15 years ago - and I was at my desk in the offices of the company I worked for near Hove Station when my phone rang. On the other end of
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GLORIOUS 😎 Aside from being offered coke on every corner, I’m enjoying Albufeira old town. 🇵🇹
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I, for one, trust @EBL2017 completely. He’s been a fantastic observer of footballing tactics over the past few years. Good to hear. 👍🏻💙⚽️
🔵⚪️ Spent the morning watching Fabian Hürzeler’s Brighton. Beyond impressed, especially when considering he is the second youngest manager in Europe’s top 5 leagues. In-depth analysis out soon. Very, very soon.
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BREAKING: Mamdani's odds continue to rise, despite Eric Adams endorsing Cuomo. Is NYC going all-in on socialism?
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Watch as Danny Takes his seat Again, it’s Newcastle Who we just beat. 💙
Heading into our changing room after beating Newcastle! 👀 Brighton Unlocked is live! 🍿
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That’s a wrap. 🎙️ A 45-min keynote to 4000 people is far less exhausting than acting as MC for a 2.5 day 200 person event, imo. And I’ve just done the latter in Portugal. Next stop Madrid. 🇪🇸 But time for some r&r beforehand.
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GOTTA LOVE HIM. ♥️ There was a striker called Danny Whose ability to score was uncanny The man creates space And then scores a brace Even though he’s nearly as old as my granny.
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I think Dan Burn should get the assist for Danny’s second.
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BRIGHTON TWITTER Sometimes there are fights And I guess that’s alright But not after that Oh no, not tonight. ♥️ All positivity and togetherness this evening. Great to see. UTA! ⚽️
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GOTTA LOVE HIM. ♥️ There was a striker called Danny Whose ability to score was uncanny The man creates space And then scores a brace Even though he’s nearly as old as my granny.
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THE LAD’S DONE IT AGAIN! Just like Chelsea Danny’s not to Newcastle’s taste. For ‘the Bridge’ read ‘the Amex’ Then cut and paste.
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BRIGHTON’S BUZZING 💙 Over the moon We beat the Toon Having a beer Saturday afternoon. On all high (Recently in short supply) I predict a long night Thanks to Dat Guy. 🔥⚽️⚽️
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Danny Welbeck aka DATGUYWELBZ with the brace! Let’s keep the momentum going into next week at Old Trafford. 💙🤍 #statesideseagulls #bhafc
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GOOD TO GO IN PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 Job doesn’t start ‘till tomorrow ✅ Fantastic weather ✅ Hotel has the game on DAZN ✅ UTA! ⚽️
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16.5 hours and counting…⚽️ Tomorrow couldn’t Come around too soon We’re back in action Against the Toon Sitting 12th In the table What a tonic 3 points would be If we are able It’s been fairly mixed start To the season I for one won’t be speculating On the reason
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Wishing everyone a fantastic Friday night. Huge game tomorrow. ⚽️ But aren’t they all? 🤷🏻♂️
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14.00, GATWICK. Back on the road. Jobs in Portugal 🇵🇹, Spain 🇪🇸 & Italy 🇮🇹 Enjoy the game tomorrow if you’re going. Hoping a sports bar with have it one somewhere.
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HOW? I’m back in Sussex and busy working. And I realise I’ve left my webcam back in the U.S. But I have a call with a HUGE client tomorrow morning. (And my laptop’s built-in camera image looks like it is from 2003.) It’s 11.28 and I jump on the Argos app. £28 delivered by
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