Lawyer. Vegan. Animal rescuer. MAGAts claim mean tweets are ok so I give it to them in spades. My hair has its own zip code. And I keep aqua net in business.
@LakotaMan1
@RonFilipkowski
His tiny shoulders. His oversized dentures. His beard trying desperately to hide the fact he has no chin. The spastic hand flinging. Coke Junior is a mess.
@MarkHamill
He’ll be 98 in October. Have been honored to know and spend time with him since I was in high school. He is an amazing man who walks the talk.
"Donald Trump is 25 steps ahead of these bitches, yeah, Donald Trump's expected to come back October 30th, 2022 pending the Supreme Court's ruling. This shit's gonna get hot, which means Donald Trump will be president for the next 6 years."
This is what QAnon did to America.
I just got a MAGAt suspended by triggering the crap out of him. I seem to have a special calling for trolling those rubes. My work is done here. Off to bed.
@RonFilipkowski
Cokeahontas is usually high/drunk but I’ve also noticed his oversized dentures seem to be falling out.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
what’s the deal?
If Hunter Biden has done something illegal, charge him. If it’s a felony and he’s found guilty, lock him up. That’s one of the many differences between liberals and the GQP: we don’t excuse crimes by our own.
@kyledcheney
@JohnJHarwood
Plus Johnson is now claiming he didn’t know who delivered it nor even what it was. Really? So he would try to deliver some unknown thing from some unknown person to the VP of the United states?
In the ER. Was rescuing geese off the freeway and slipped on intestines of one who got hit. Hoping I didn’t break both knees. Fvck. Saved most of them though.
@Acyn
@TuckerCarlson
always thinks of other men in sexual terms. Tucky is very soft and feminine and even giggles like a little girl. He needs to come out already.
@tedcruz
Yeah and here I was thinking Christianity meant loving your neighbor, welcoming the immigrants. Silly me. Matthew 25: 31-40. “I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.” People like you are why Atheists exist.
@NickAdamsinUSA
Hey beta boy! If you’re such a patriot, why don’t you join the military? Let’s see, which branch would accept you? Gravy Seals? Meal Team Six? Maybe try the Loaf Keepers.
@IvankaTrump
Are you going to have as much work done on your daughter’s face as you have on your own? You Trumps despise allowing women to look like themselves.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hey Coke Jr: Your loser father left Paul Whelan in Russia. And Otto Warmbier came back from north Korea dead while fat daddy was writing love letters to Kim Jong-un. Now go water your mother.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hey Cokeahontas. How many homeless Floridians r u Trumps putting up at Mar-a-Lardo? Or at ur place or Ivanka’s? How much of ur coke money have u donated to help out? How much of Jared’s Saudi $2B has he donated? How about Ivanka & Melanie’s plastic surgery funds? I’ll wait.
@AdamKinzinger
Is it wrong to be a democrat but have a crush on
@AdamKinzinger
? I guess I just love integrity. And balls. Do you think he’d run his fingers through my luxuriously high hair?
Remember Christian Cooper? Central Park Karen tried to tell 911 he was threatening her when all he was doing was birdwatching. Karen lost her job and Christian got a new job. He'll be the host for National Geographic's new show "Extraordinary Birder".