The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee tweet - Congressmen To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Self-Checkout https://t.co/daYjwMPZQA

SweetPeaBelle

@SweetPeaBell326

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@TheBabylonBee 😂😂😂

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Ryan Hart

@thisdudelikesAI

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Can we put barcodes on them?

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Stock Monkey

@Gamma_Monkey

4 months

@TheBabylonBee that would be a lot of barcodes

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The Vault

@TheVault1914

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The Vault

@TheVault1914

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MotleySlate

@MotleySlate

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Sounds right... https://t.co/LlW3TSPzyL

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MotleySlate

@MotleySlate

4 months

@TheBabylonBee One more 😂

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Isaac

@IcedViews

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Why foreheads? They should have a tramp stamp barcode for how many times they bend over backwards for lobbyists.

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Politickle

@PolitickleNews

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Finally, a way to make corruption more efficient.

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Peter Thorpe

@PeterThorp65077

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@TheBabylonBee

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PoetStrider

@PoetStrider

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Is there a special CCP bar code?

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David Kopp

@Koppernicus

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Thomas Massie as the only congressman not for sale is lit

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Elizabeth Hoeppner

@EHoeppner31323

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Hilarious 😂 Like groceries. Do they set off an alarm if they are shoplifted?Congress will soon come with expiration dates as well. Term limits.

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Joseph Peeler

@JosephPeel7680

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Israel own all of them, except for Massie and Rand Paul..

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Ramon

@abad4nr

4 months

@TheBabylonBee They’ll take either paper or plastic.

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pfabkitty

@pfabkitty

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Are you SURE this isn't a @Not_the_Bee post?!?

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Ryan

@rnr04816

4 months

@TheBabylonBee You mean like @AIPAC ?

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Maureen

@defsquirrely

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Next, a microchip

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Joseph Kenny

@JosephK61807589

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Haven’t watched U2 since news was black and white. Even the Ruskies rejected it. Put on in a museum.

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Andrew Hardy

@mapledonutboy

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 😂 but seriously, that's too much work. I'm sure that they have an app on their phones to purchase politicians from the comfort of their beds.

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SPD

@TheNationalDude

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Wish they all could be stamped with Expiration Dates too.

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🆅.🅹

@UEnlightenme

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Wondering what a AOC barcode will read??

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Bryan Begley (moe/larry/curly)

@BegleyBT

4 months

@TheBabylonBee AIPAC will get carpal tunnel from all that scanning

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Dr Owen Anderson

@dr_owenanderson

4 months

@TheBabylonBee It’s much more convenient this way.

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Sam Kennedy

@Samkennedy111

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 😂😂

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Rob Schramm

@RobSchramm

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Geek2.0

@RHollhumer

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Silver

@CohibasN_Cognac

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Reminder for @BasedMikeLee to go get his ink refreshed

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TheChaoticSmurf

@TheChaoticSmurf

4 months

@TheBabylonBee I'm dying laughing at this 😂😂😂

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firesinthesky01

@firesinthesky01

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 😁🤣 The post of the Day! 😭Too Good! For real! They have more Sponsors than NASCAR. My driver Kyle is at least Winner!

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heidifitzpatrick

@icandoDOGE

4 months

@TheBabylonBee love this

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p a t r i o t i c 🇺🇸

@work_talk_later

4 months

@TheBabylonBee Lmao

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Dan Keller

@dkeller2022

4 months

@TheBabylonBee 🍻

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Mike Danner

@themikedanner

4 months

@TheBabylonBee We should just call them sponsored influencers at this point

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Rosie Peterson

@hugs4me78

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@TheBabylonBee 🎯

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