Bimini Bon Boulex
@TheAmazingAlex
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boring and gay (he/him)
Portsmouth, England
Joined February 2009
The Emperor’s New Groove perfectly predicted Erika Kirk…
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Teachers seeing Pokémon cards
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Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles. I reviewed a resume that listed “olive oil” as an interest. That is not an interest. It’s been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.
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May I throw two new names into the pool of possible Strictly hosts
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If Disney ever want to do a live action Atlantis film. I know who they should cast #TheTraitors #Uncloaked
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Rachel’s retired FBI agent sensei watching her make the final: #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors #Uncloaked
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Traitors will win because they’re inside. Harry and Alan both won inside. It’s tradition #thetraitors
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All the same strategising, only while walking around the tourist hotspots in Europe. The roundtables take place while parked at a motorway service station.
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Here's my pitch: We combine #TheTraitors with Coach Trip
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Move over Charles and Camilla, these are the only king and queen I choose to recognise #thetraitors
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Your favourite English teacher and the little gay boy she lets sit in the classroom with her over lunch as she marks her papers have only gone and done it. Absolutely insane game and season. DESERVED 👏🏼 #TheTraitors
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Rachel - the best traitor there has ever been. People who are hating on her are deluded if they don’t realise she’s played the best game that’s ever been played on #TheTraitors. Cool, calm and collected. The first female traitor to win, and so very deserved! 😂
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BREAKING: Harrowing scenes as an entire nation is held captive and forced to watch Would I Lie To You due to turning up half an hour early for #TheTraitors
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Rachel and Steven the greatest UK traitors of all time #TheTraitors
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Rachel and Stephen engineering a 2-1-1 at the final 4, masterminds of the season! #TheTraitors
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Made peace with the fact that Rachel is cooked tonight but hoping that she survives the tiebreaker and spends all day going after Faraaz and clearing the way for her traitor bestie to win #TheTraitors
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