To the guy who held the door for me and then followed me a few steps before stopping on the sidewalk and calling out "I'm not trying to be weird, I just, uh, think I'm parked next to you. You go ahead!" and then waited for me to drive off. Sir, may you only encounter green

so many horror girlies are pregnant and look beyond stunning !!!

Now you can't blame the people in horror movies 😂

Married men who refuse to get a vasectomy after agreeing with their spouses that they’re done having children are selfish. Women go through enough with birth control, pregnancy and childbirth. The least a man can do when that door is closed is get a vasectomy.

HR Manager: The company is requesting that all employees have their work emails on their phones. Gen Z: Cool, who should I bill? HR Manager: Pardon me? Gen Z: For the portion of my phone they will be using? Unless we're getting new phones — you know I wouldn't say no to an

La mejor explicación del show de Bad Bunny para los que no entendieron y critican su actuación ...

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

En Groenlandia usan a Puerto Rico como ejemplo para explicar por qué no quieren ser parte de EEUU. 👇🏽👇🏽

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A Gen Z joined the team. Day 2. He was added to a work WhatsApp group. Minutes later, he left. HR followed up and said, “WhatsApp is our official communication channel.” Gen Z replied, “I prefer email and official platforms.” “WhatsApp is my personal space.” “I’ll choose if

“Can I bring my baby to the interview?” The message came in at 11 PM: “Hi, I have an interview with you tomorrow at 2 PM. My childcare fell through. Can I bring my 8-month-old? I understand if you need to reschedule.” Old me would have rescheduled. Unprofessional. Distraction.

telling a man what u been through in the past then realizing ur bleeding in front of a shark

Would love it if @Fortnite had #BadBunny as a skin in an Icon Series, but truthfully, I don't think they have the cojones for it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #iwouldevenpayrealmoneyforit 🤣🤣🤣

If you have to do it, then do what you have to do. But I encourage you to fight to be with your little ones. Make it work if at all possible. You are more than a babysitter. They were designed for your love and you were designed to be their comfort and stability. Delegating that

I was raised in daycare starting when I was 6 weeks old. I was in institutions for most of my waking weekday hours either in daycare, school, or after school care until I was old enough to choose sports and activities which also kept me away from home. I’ve been a SAHM for my own

Cuando llegas a tu casa y encientras q los cabrones de @lumaenergypr recortan los arboles del vecino de atras y cayeron en tu patio donde tus perros descansan. Ni en partes pequeñas pudieron recortarlo. A ver como puñeta lo muevo yo. 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

taking a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG step back when i realise i’m crossing the line between understanding them and disrespecting myself

I like direct deposit.

i refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting, actually that’s your problem i’m having a fantastic time

El boricua que se inventó la palabra ✨MAGAbichos ✨ Espero que estés teniendo un buen día.