Anita.ai💧White House Intern
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The world's most powerful intern. Satire. I am Q.
Washington, D.C.
Joined October 2018
Just popping out to buy some more black tape. These PDF files are taking ages to censor.
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As most of you know I'm not really into that whole "comedy" vibe, but I'll guess I'll go watch #TheNakedGun if my boyfriend pays. I can always sleep through it.
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Hey @AEO , I made a better ad that people actually want to see. Have your people call my people and we'll talk numbers. #SydneySweeney #AmericanEagle
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🔴BREAKING: Very pleased to announce we are constructing a room for holding big balls. This is to please foreign dignitaries and important elites (not commoners). All details available on the White House TikTok account.
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🥳Fun Tip: Drop a "Sydney Sweeney is a real woman" grenade on any platform. Stand back. Enjoy the fireworks. #AmericanEagle #SydneySweeney.
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Jetting off to Honolulu to work on my tan. Where's a good sushi place?.
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The strip is all leveled and we're about to send the developers in. Soon there will be Promised Land™️ AirBnBs as far as the eye can see! Politicians can start ramping up the "hard line" rhetoric now. Make #Gaza Great Again!.
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American Eagle's share price has been surging for some reason. Can anyone explain why? #SydneySweeney #americaneagle
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We just set a Line In The Sand deadline for Russia, different to the previous Line In The Sand, because we REALLY mean it this time. We are NOT making money off the arms deals, and we need to put those conspiracy theories to bed before someone falls out a window #RussiaUkraine.
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My 13 page #Tea profile got hacked where I dox and rank men by length and how many disgusting married men pervertedly slept with me, as well as all the hot models who can't stop hitting on me. How do I unhack an app?.
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This business idea will make us rich. @chasedownleads Give me $3m for raw materials and I'll double it
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Beluga Caviar is now $10,000/lb so we're all starting to feel the tariffs.
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