Tez
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Lancastrian w/ terrible takes. Links to all me stuff👇🏽
Blackburn, England
Joined August 2009
🚨OUT NOW🚨 My brand new special AFTER EIGHT is now available to watch for FREE, WORLDWIDE. This is a self-funded project, so please like, leave a gushing comment and share share SHARE.
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Can I play him in the movie please
A Bradford shop worker Ismail Ali who disappeared five years ago without trace and was recently declared as presumed dead. In recent days a murder investigation was begun with 5 arrests. The man has now turned up safely at a police station in Bradford. https://t.co/8b5oQYAbZp
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20/11/93 Blackburn get it into the mixer... and @alanshearer does this. That view from behind the goal. Sweet Lord.
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Being compared to Messi.
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Can’t believe someone tried to undermine the World Cup by calling it a ‘7 game tournament’ The amount of passion and desire I’ve seen from these players and nations during these qualifiers is insane. It’s quite literally the pinnacle of football.
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Otherwise known as a Yeboah
“Siri, find me a textbook example of the ball cannoning in off the crossbar from long range.” “Your search returned Graeme Le Saux at Ewood Park 30 years ago today...”
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"Children did not create this conflict, but they are paying the ultimate price," says Lionel #Messi. #Israel #Gaza
http://t.co/Szrq9oFpPP
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Cristiano Ronaldo openly aligns himself with the same people responsible for killing thousands of the very people who once idolised him. This world truly sucks.
🚨🤳🏼 Cristiano Ronaldo’s selfie after visiting president Donald Trump at the White House. @DavidSacks 📸
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This is your goat in 2025?? 😂
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Islamophobia isn’t just cheap discrimination. It’s also a distraction that cheap politicians use hoping you won’t dig up who funds them, and who runs them. We’re not scared, and most people aren’t stupid enough to fall for it.
Today, I designated the Muslim Brotherhood and Council on American-Islamic Relations as foreign terrorist and transnational criminal organizations. This bans them from buying or acquiring land in Texas and authorizes the Attorney General to sue to shut them down.
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Would be incredible if all the Home Nations and Ireland make the World Cup! England ✅ Scotland ✅ Wales ⏳ N Ireland ⏳ Ireland ⏳
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