Modern sports facilities are trying very hard to replicate the at home viewing experience, but for a lot more money.

You have two gold coins in front of you. Both are the same weight, purity etc. You are only allowed to take one. Coin A - Has dragon etched on it. Coin B - Has an eagle etched on it. Which do you choose?.

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RT @TradNorm: Tom Cruise is transforming into Norm Macdonald before our very eyes

Seiya Suzuki and the Cubs should file a discrimination lawsuit against MLB Umpiring. I've never seen so many bad calls go against a player.

Think this is bad. you should hear about the Indian trucking schools in Ontario.

RT @jimgeraghty: "The revolution will not be televised. but it will be catered! Eat fresh, comrades!"

This Chicago Cubs team reminds me of a story I once heard about Lou Piniella. A rookie had made the team out of Spring Training. It was a month into the season and the rookie was struggling. Lou called the rookie into his office -. Lou: How do you like being a Big Leaguer?.

A new 50 year study from the American Tobacco Institute shows that smokers are 10x 'smoother' than non-smokers.

The city of Chicago still owes more money than the actual renovations of Soldier Field cost in 2002.

When I was young and broke, I ate lots of tuna. Now that I'm doing well, when I buy tuna I always find myself thinking. damn this shits getting expensive. I remember when it was $.79 a can.

RT @_ROB_29: The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works ou….

MLB needs to take control of the Hall of Fame and the introductions - . 1) Put the museum somewhere near, I don't know, an actual baseball team. 2) Give fans input on who gets in. 3) Focus on getting people in, not keeping people out. 4) Have the inductions at the All Star.

This is all just titty jealousy. They never said a word about the Jardiance lady.

Before any women complain about the new Sydney Sweeney ad, you got to show us an upper body shot. We wanna make sure you aren't just jealous of her titties before we listen to your grievances.

Life in prison is more cruel than the death penalty.

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to block me?.

Commenting on Elon/Tesla/SpaceX content is one way to get followers.

Everybody wants high speed bullet trains until it's their property that gets hit with eminent domain.

Bring back the corner bar.

This email from The Home Depot might be one of the creepiest email subject lines I've ever seen.