Horrible Bellend
@Tequillasunset1
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YOU WILL NOT MAKE A HOMMUNCULOUS FROM MY SEMEN
Joined October 2020
people say sex is supposed to be fun. no, throwing lit firecrackers at a snapping turtle you found in an abandoned long john silvers parking lot is fun. sex is all about closing your eyes and counting down from 100 until one of you cries
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Victoria Beckham has eaten same meal every day for 25 years and swears by it https://t.co/m9J4HBybO6
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside Auschwitz
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A Birtley bamber. A proper British delicacy. Feed a family for a week on this. Tomatoes, onions, and grapes, on a stottie plumper. This is what the woke brigade want to take from us!
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Chimp and Camel smoking a dart goes hard as fuck
Recently discovered this anti-smoking campaign poster by Martin Williams back in the 1990s
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This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.
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my all time favorite tweet
is there a specific post that you still think about
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JUST IN - U.S. government partially shuts down after running out of money.
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this is what noncing used to be like, a harmless bit of community fun. not like the noncing we have now, good on him
There is a man riding round Wigan sniffing children’s trainers 🫨
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"It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face."
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The Family Guy and The Simpsons crossover ‘The Simpsons Guy’ premiered 11 years ago today on Fox.
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President Trump is ON IT
Opened Facebook and Reels autoplayed. First reel had 57k likes and 12,000 comments. Comments were overwhelmingly impressed old people praising a dog. This is the reel. I’m not joking. Facebook is dead.
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Desperately Need someone to record the whole movie on a shitty camera like this, the experience would be incomplete otherwise.
Woohoo! The Simpsons are coming to theaters with an all-new movie on July 23, 2027!
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post a random video or else everything will go bad in October.
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