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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

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Hospitality manager, connoisseur of beef burgers & beer. Staunch Yorkshireman adopted by the North East and my opinions may irritate you.

Gateshead, England
Joined August 2016
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
6 days
@SkyHelpTeam @virginmedia SkyQ box just stopped working again, I checked other devices this time, Alexa not connecting, Google assistant not not connecting, PlayStation and xbox both not connecting.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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@SkyHelpTeam @virginmedia The engineer wanted access to some cabling in the street, but the manhole had rusted up and he couldn't get access. He was going to come back another day with better tools, but to the best of my knowledge, he never returned.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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@SkyHelpTeam @virginmedia All of this started when I was having issues with high latency last year. A virgin engineer came, swapped my hub and changed the cable from my house to the end of my garden.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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SkyQ loses Internet connection at least a dozen times a week, which means I have to reset the mini box in the bedroom when I want to use it.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
7 days
At my previous address, the only connectivity issues I had were when a drunk driver drove through the telephony cabinet at the end of the street.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I'm concerned for what happens next. When Sky drop support for SkyQ, and I have to get Sky Glass, what happens with this poor quality only choice for Internet?.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I moved house in 2022, @SkyHelpTeam told me to cancel my broadband because they couldn't provide Internet at my new address. I had to join @virginmedia, whom I've had many issues with. This is a regular thing now. SkyQ doesn't work with Virgin Internet. Can one of you fix it?
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I can be on holiday and 35Β°c or 40Β°c are perfectly comfortable, almost temperate conditions. However in dear old Blighty, after a week of night shifts, I'm struggling to sleep because it's 27Β°c and I feel like I am languishing in Hephaestus' arse crack. #Heatwave #Summer
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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It had to be didn't it. After all the nice things I said about #SWFC the other week, It's an old fashioned Yorkshire derby in the second round of the @Carabao_Cup. Well, best of luck to you. All Yorkshire aren't we. #ALAW #MOT #LUFC #CarabaoCup. Almost forgot, #ChansiriOut
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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Watching at the time, this was perfectly normal, but looking back now, it's absolutely terrifying how exposed drivers were in the early-mid 1990's. Thankfully, we now have halo amd cockpit sides. #F1 #Formula1
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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How many red cards are we expecting tonight?.#Birmingham #Ipswich #EFL #Championship @BCFC @IpswichTown.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I'm a few beers in tonight and I'm just contemplating out loud, but @MBrundleF1 could handle a proper turbo car, if he were 30ish years younger, how would he cope in a modern hybrid turbo? I think potentially a regular race winner. #F1 #Formula1 #HungarianGP
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I'm late to the party on this one my fellow Leeds fans, but in our darkest days of Ken Bates League 1, 15 teams voted for us to be allowed in the football league. @SWFC were one of them. They had our back, we've got to have theirs now. #ALAW #MOT #LUFC #SWFC @LUFC @SWFCTrust.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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Why are @HMRCgovuk, @EFL, @FA and @SheffCouncil not ripping @swfc to bits in an effort to remove that criminal owner they have? English football needs the historic teams like Sheffield Wednesday. #SWFC fans you have my full support from Leeds. All Yorkshire aren't we?.#ALAW #MOT.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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This #hongkongfootballfestival fucks me right off. It's everything that's wrong with football. I'd rather have Havant and Waterlooville V Arsenal in an FA Cup 3rd round replay. But that doesn't suit these self appointed big six.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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There was a poster of Hulk Hogan on my bedroom wall from 1989 onwards. He was my childhood hero. #RIPHulkHogan #HulkHogan #Hulkamania #Hulkamaniac #WWE #WCW #TNA.
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Take a look back at the career of WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan, narrated by Triple H.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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I have a couple of issues @SP_EnergyPeople. Firstly, I've been waiting 3 weeks for your smart meter team to call me. Secondly I'm trying to sign up for your half price energy on weekends. I click the link in the app and then I enter a never ending circle and get nowhere.
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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RT @2000s_WWE: The biggest crowd pop of all time!. Hulk Hogan "Hulks Up" at WrestleMania 18 vs The Rock. #RIPHulkHogan .
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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He may have been a little bit racist and a bit of a roid head, but when I was five years old, I didn't know what any of that was. He was my childhood hero. "Take your vitamins and say your prayers,". Rip Hulk Hogan. #HulkHogan #HulkHoganRIP #Hogan #Wrestling
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Jason the Rude Turtle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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RT @Newells_en: Today we celebrate the 70th birthday of the most successful manager in the history of Newell's Old Boys. Happy Birthday Ma….
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