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THREAD OF THREADS.
A thread of skincare-related everything. ✨
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This is actually ridiculous. This is what boys are always watching every week. No wonder they are so wicked. 😭
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Our patient refused to see him and his entourage. He didn’t turn around.
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These male doctors have plunged so deep into the abyss of misogyny that they are actually spreading medical misinformation.
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The delivery guy that just called me sounded like a hitman.
“Don’t worry, I will find you.”
Lmao. God abeg.
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How do you bleach your baby’s skin up to the point where they develop chronic kidney disease before age 10?
An innocent child is at the brink of death due to the parents’ recklessness and I just can’t make sense of it.
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A Nigerian therapist threatened to report me to the police.
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Cramps shock me every month. I honestly cannot believe just how horrid this pain is.
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My spouse becoming a pastor is enough grounds for separation. That’s not what I signed up for, I will never sign up for that.
Bye bye.
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Getting into relationships with people who believe love is a scam, or repeatedly affirm that they don’t have strength for relationships is a huge red flag.
You’ll be somewhere doing the best you can meanwhile they’ve checked out already cause you had a minor disagreement.
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Doctors that are looking to settle in Nigeria should consider specializing in nephrology and dermatologic oncology.
Save up and open dialysis centers because in a couple of years, these people bleaching their skin in the name of glowing are going to be your biggest customers.
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I’ve sprayed rosemary water on my scalp everyday for 1 month and oiled my hair scalp every other day for the same amount of time and my hair has gotten so much fuller, I think I might stop.
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I remember the day a consultant took me to her “office” to discuss a VIP patient, I glanced around & saw boxes & boxes of several new equipments.
When we finished, I picked a paediatric sphyg without asking, she asked what I was doing, I said “we need it” & I just kept walking.
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Sitcoms are the best kinds of series. Nothing bad happens, you just sit and relax.
Literally one of the most comforting things in life.
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A teacher once told me to keep acting like I’m a fine girl that my beauty will fade after I give birth, I was 14.
All I did was apply powder on my face.
Nigerian schools had teachers being jealous of students and bullying them for it.
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Someone needs to organize a Big Brother-like event for all the celebrities, influencers and ambassadors that are supporting Jenny’s Glow.
Put them inside a house for 3 months with only her products and let’s see who will come out looking the same way they went in.
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You are a despicable person.
You posted this boy’s picture with that disgusting caption just to set him up for drags.
He literally doesn’t bother anyone.
Shame on you.
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I heard about a Nigerian doctor that traveled abroad and instinctively cut fluid-giving set with his hands & attempted to use it as a tourniquet.
The white people were so shocked, they thought he had suffered a recent blow to the head. 🫠
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Your budget is 10k for skincare? Buy Dove Beauty Bar and a sunscreen.
Use those until it’s more financially convenient to add a moisturizer and anything else. ❤️
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Imagine laying eggs and earnestly waiting to meet your children only for someone to come and pack them to fry.
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All this silliness aside, I can’t forget how he got shot 6 times by a drunk policeman and survived.
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Dermatologists are medical doctors that went to medical school for 6 years plus, did internship then commenced their residency program in dermatology.
Dermatology is not a certification, it’s not a course you do on Udemy.
Dermatologists are specialist medical doctors.
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If I highlight the reasons I hate paediatrics, I would probably never stop talking.
One time, a patient’s mom entered my office and hissed immediately she saw I was the one on seat. Her reason is because I don’t prescribe drugs without blood work.
I sent her out sha.
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Go to any government hospital, you’ll find medical supplies that can save people’s lives & make practicing medicine easier.
Nebulisers, sphygmomanometers, monitors, etc. You’ll find them locked away for whatever reason.
Only when officials are coming that they’ll bring them out.
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It’s just money, it’ll come back.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
You have no business being in a relationship with someone who has “given up on love” and says things like this.
Anything you see, you better collect it like that.
The day I cried in front of a girl after she secured herself a yahoo boy and was ready to leave me.
Something died inside me that day.
Nowadays when they try to guilt trip me, I just go back to that day.
Bro. I been dead inside since uni. Nothing dey move me.
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He looks 22.
Finding out Layi is 22 has been the most shocking thing for me this month. Could have sworn he was at least 28-30 🫢
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Classism in skincare is so interesting and absolutely unnecessary.
Someone told me, “I hope you’re not recommending Simple, that brand is too cheap.”
You can be spending 250k monthly & your skin is worse than the person who only spends 20k.
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This is not eczema, this is tinea vesicolor aka pityriasis vesicolor.
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Smoking is literally one of the worst things you can do to your body.
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I just saw a video of one of Nigerian’s IG cooks add soy sauce to instant noodles.
Not only do these noodles contain an excessive amount of sodium, so does soy sauce. She said it’s to amplify the taste.
You shouldn’t be going near that much salt in a day. It will kill you.
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As far as I’m concerned, you are your tweets, what you retweet are things you resonate with. At no point will I ever let anyone convince me otherwise.
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I can’t imagine how many endorsements deals from organic/bleaching merchants that Adunni Ade would have had to turn down.
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Colourism is the foundation of bleaching in Nigeria even to a point where kids are involved.
Why do you want a light-skinned receptionist?
Why is “see as you black” an insult?
Why are dark skinned models afterthoughts?
Why are you asking a mother why one of her children is dark?
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Nigerian IG influencers and celebrities would promote bleaching products from Jenny’s Glow and Nkechi cosmetics, turn off the camera, wash their face then use products that are actually safe and effective.
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BODY CARE
You definitely need a body wash & a lotion.
Exfoliating with a body scrub once-twice a week is not an absolute necessity but body scrubs help get rid off dead skin cells, smoothen & brighten the skin.
Body oils - A body oil seals all the moisture in & makes you glow.
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Best skincare tip: When you find products that work for you, stick to them, no matter how basic.
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I love Simple, especially how affordable their products are, but you see this moisturizer >>>>>
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She looks like the light-skin, baby version of FK Abudu.
Who go give Charles Okocha's phenomenal daughter garri? 😭😂
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I have an M.D and a PhD, I’m a freaking cardiothoracic surgeon, I’m supposed to be studying for my boards and I’m locked in a bathroom crying because of a boy.
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They called me crazy…
8am on Sunday, I left my house in Ikeja to the set of a mv at Lekki. Some minutes after noon, the artiste arrived on set and said he changed his mind. He wants a light skinned model because my skin tone 'doesn't fit the aesthetic’ 🧵
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The current COZA church members are the offsprings of the ones that stuck with Reverend King in the early 2000s.
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She’s not lying. Her husband has said this story himself some years back.
Even if you don’t want to accept that the bleeding meant she’s losing the child, to ask to be served food instead of having her lie down or something is a level of cruelty I can’t begin to fathom.
I remember when I was pregnant with our first son, one day I saw blood flowing from me and when my husband returned home, I told him that I had a miscarriage. Boldly, and without any hesitation, he said, “You can’t have a miscarriage!”, and then asked to be served his meal.
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You could be doing skincare and feeling yourself and your face will just wake up one day and tell you “for where?”
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HYPERPIGMENTATION
This is when an area/areas of the skin is/are darker than the rest.
This can be caused by acne, injuries, hormones, sun exposure, etc.
If you already have cleanser/face wash, moisturizer & sunscreen, you might need at least an extra product if you have this.
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There is nobody under the sun whose name I’ll tattoo on my body.
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Things that shouldn’t touch your face.
1. Makeup wipes
2. Bar soaps
3. Charcoal peel-off masks
4. DIY “treatments” like lemon, baking soda, toothpaste etc.
5. Scrubs
6. Expired products
7. Products that sting badly.
8. Body lotions
9. Hot water
10. Body fluids
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So there’s a guy drawing distorted and sexually disturbing images of girls’ avi and people think he’s funny...All I can say is that there are so many mentally deranged people on this app TBH.
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I’ll say this as frequently as I can, because I need it to stick.
There is no such thing as skincare for dark skin or light skin, or at the very least, there shouldn’t be.
Any product that claims to be designed for a particular skin complexion is very likely going to harm you.
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I think for the most part, when you stop seeking out a prospective partner in every single person you meet, you’ll find a little more freedom and joy in human relationships.
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How I feel about cheating is never going to change.
1. Cheating is an absolute dealbreaker for me.
2. If you can cheat on me, then you can kill me.
3. People know what they’re doing.
4. They knew it was wrong, they knew it would hurt you & they did it anyway.
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Oro rirun.
Even my closest friends’ kids are mine.
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“Let’s go get groceries.” and I’m giggling cause I’m thinking of garri.
I hate this app. 😭
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As much as we try to achieve healthy, clear, glowing skin, it’s important to remember that some “imperfections” are normal.
Dark inner thighs, dark underarms, slightly darker knuckles, stretch marks etc. These are all normal.
As long as you’re using safe products, you’re ok. ✨
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Order of a skincare routine:
1. Cleanser/Facewash
2. Toner
3. Essence
4. Serums
5. Treatment
6. Eye Cream
7. Moisturizer
8. Sunscreen (During the day)
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I don’t know why I never talked about this even after so much time had passed but NYSC camp was actually bizarre.
We had a lady fake seizures on and off for over an hour, for attention, she didn’t even want to go home. She just wanted the attention.
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That being said, Dove beauty bar is not a soap. It does not contain harsh ingredients that’ll dry out your skin or strip off oils off your skin.
It is therefore suitable and gentle enough to be used both as a face cleanser and a body wash, especially if you’re on a budget.
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Skincare routine for beginners with zero skin concerns.
AM
1. Cleanser/Face Wash
2. Vitamin C serum (Optional)
3. Moisturizer
4. Sunscreen
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1. Cleanser/Face Wash
2. Retinol (Once a week, optional)
3. Moisturizer
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Use your nice stuff, wear that new outfit. Don’t wait for special occasion. The special occasion is today. You’re alive.
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How To Identify Harmful Skincare Brands.
1. Organic skincare.
2. Products for “light/dark/caramel” skin.
3. “Whitening” “ Halfcaste” on the package.
4. Production is done by individuals, not a team of licensed professionals i.e dermatologists, cosmetologists, chemists, etc.
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A doctor collapsed while taking care of a sick child and the mother said “If he knew he was going to die, why didn’t he at least finish taking care of my child?”
She said it, right there and then.
Dear medics. Understand that to the average patient you’re only a means to an end. Many people don’t care if you live or die, so long as their needs are met
No matter how much they try to guilt trip you, don’t try to be a hero edakun. Protect yourself FIRST
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“I told you not to get pregnant.” said the man that deposited his semen inside his wife.
I always tell women, the burden of pregnancy falls solely on you, you are the one that is going to share your body with another human for 9 months.
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Nigerians and this irrational fear of being “dark” like it’s the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person.
“I hope this cream won’t darken me. Please oh, I don’t want to be dark.”
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It’s when you see people struggling with acne and all, trying their best to fix it that you start saying “Thank God for my clear skin”
It’s very insensitive.
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Loosen corn rows, wash hair, use a conditioner, leave to dry, make fresh corn rows.
Rinse, repeat. 👍🏽
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You ask a guy about condoms and he says he doesn’t use them, how about pregnancy then? He’ll tell you “I know you’re smarter than that”
If you use your brain to think of what he’s actually telling you, you’ll know he’s not really calling you smart.
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I realised a common issue lots of people have with Dove bars & body washes is they leave the skin feeling moisturized.
Your skin isn’t supposed to feel like sand paper.
Your body isn’t “soapy”. That’s just what happens when your natural oils aren’t stripped off by harsh soaps.
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I was so weak. The “Do your worst” was deafening.
Nothing makes sense in Nigeria. Nothing.
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All your medical education and experiences are being questioned because you would rather subject women to ridicule than say what your brain supposedly knows to be true.
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For people who want to have the least number of skincare products possible, you can get:
- Dove Beauty Bar as a face & body wash.
- Cerave Moisturising Lotion/Cream as face moisturizer & body lotion.
- Lastly, sunscreen on the face, neck & other exposed parts during the day.
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When I say I hate paediatrics, most people assume it’s cause I don’t like kids but it’s because I just can’t stand parents.
This should be a criminal offense, a defenseless human left in your care should not be treated this way.
Ignorance is no longer a good enough excuse.
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If you’re bald, apply sunscreen on your head during the day so you don’t get sun burns on your scalp. ❤️
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I need you people to get that “verydark” person away from my TL. Expeditiously.
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All you need to have a routine is a cleanser, moisturizer & sunscreen.
Affordable cleansers
-Simple Refreshing facial wash
-Tiam Snail & Azulene Cleanser
-Cosrx Low PH Good Morning Gel Cleanser
-Face Facts Ceramide Hydrating Gentle Cleanser
-Simple Moisturizing Facial Wash
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Ladies, you don’t need intimate feminine washes.
They disrupt your vaginal PH, cause overgrowth of microbes, resulting in problems you never had to begin with.
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Do you guys realise how funny this is?
‘Jenny’s Glow’, a known bleaching merchant, peddling harmful chemicals as “skincare” is the one arresting her customer.
LMFAOOOOO
This country is honestly so unserious because why are you ARRESTING someone who dropped a honest review of your shitty skincare brand??
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My favourite affordable sunscreen of all time.
Great for all skin types and lasts a while. ✨
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This toner is an absolute fave. It’s so hydrating and perfect for the skin barrier.
Also the size and how affordable it is>>>
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I always say, when you know better, you do better.
We were force-fed, given agbo, and we are okay, but a lot of us also died.
Ask licensed professionals about the health of your child, not your neighbour or church member.
May whatever you believe in be with you.
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If you watch Jenny’s Glow’s IG rant & still go ahead to patronise her, you probably just hate yourself.
She admitted to having non-registered products on her shelves because “it takes long to get approved but God will do it”
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Don’t allow people who aren’t licensed medical professionals inject anything into your body.
These “vitamin + glutathione”, “glow from inside” infusions people are getting at these spas are very dangerous and I almost cannot believe people are doing it.
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During housejob, I stole cannulas from the ER & almost got caught so I reported myself to my superior & he laughed at me.
It was for a 4 year old child who had had multiple surgeries & still had more to come but the mother had nothing left.
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Skincare products that shouldn’t be used during the day:
1. Retinoids (Retinol, Tretinoin etc)
2. Lactic Acid
3. Glycolic Acid
4. Hydroquinone
5. Salicylic Acid
6. High conc. of Azelaic Acid
7. Tranexamic Acid
8. Kojic Acid
***Any product that increase sun sensitivity…
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A woman from my former church wouldn’t touch her baby within the first few hours of life because she was convinced that he wasn’t hers.
Her reason: “He’s just too black”
Imagine not feeling the warmth of your mother fresh out of the womb because of this…
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You are telling me you want to “bring out the baby’s colour cause she’s not as fair as her siblings.”
You know what? I’m exhausted. I can’t.
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It’s subtle and blatant all at once, these are just a few…
“You don’t look/sound Yoruba”
“I’m surprised you’re not dirty”
“You’re so quiet for a Yoruba girl”
“You’re too fine abeg, one of your parents must be Igbo”
“Yoruba women are too submissive for the way you’re behaving”
I don’t like how some of y’all constantly talk down on Yoruba women, it’s proper nasty
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