Teddy Greenstein
@TeddyGreenstein
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Author, Quarterback Dads; IG @bet_teddyg. World’s best parallel parker.
Joined May 2009
How nuts is @KirkHerbstreit?! He will call the Pac-12 title game late Fri, fly thru the night to Atlanta for @CollegeGameDay, watch the SEC game and then hustle to Indy for 2nd half of B1G game to do postgame hits w/SVP. Herbie: “I love being there and taking it in.”.
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I think everyone but Harbaugh, Urban and Bo Pelini will enjoy my sitdown w/Dan Capron, who dishes on B1G coaches after concluding 20 yrs as referee:.
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Morning, everyone. I won't bury the lede: I'm leaving the Tribune after 24 years to become Senior Editor @PointsBetUSA. My nickname in HS was "The Bookie" so I'm kinda coming full circle . (1/5).
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Pat Fitzgerald’s agent Bryan Harlan just told me: Multiple NFL teams have inquired. Fitz will not be a candidate or interview.
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I asked my fam: For $100, who is Sue Bird married to?.12-year-old daughter: Larry Bird.
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Agree w/targeting call but this is why CFB needs a yellow card/red card system . that was not egregious enuf to warrant an ejection . WHO'S WITH ME?.
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So much for #B1G season options of T'Giving; Jan/Feb; spring. Just spoke to one who said: "We're trying to play as soon as possible. Let's go.".
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Don't blame POTUS for underestimating pandemic & failing to push for testing improvements. Don't blame govs who opened too soon & didn't encourage mask-wearing. Blame those who accurately reported on situation. Do better, Joel. Seriously.
Many in the CFB media have worked hard to push panic and fear. Seeing many prominent players push back tonight. good for them!.
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Dude trying to convince me Northwestern’s 3.9 yards per play (129th in FBS) is actually good
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Northwestern Dir of Spts Medicine Jeff Mjaanes says antigen testing is so good, it can “detect a level of virus thought to be below the level of infectivity.”. So positive cases can be identified and isolated before a player is contagious. HUGE.
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My 6-year-old correctly picked Marshall in her bracket bc it sounded like marshmallow.
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Chris Collins said he’s known Kobe since he was born. Their dads were teammates for the 76ers. CC: “Every minute’s precious, man.”
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WOW. That tweet from UM's Dir of Recruiting . Michigan's good again and watch out America, Wolverines will be insufferable.
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Also: Does this mean Nebraska is entering the transfer portal?.
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Never forget that when 3 Nebraska fball players peacefully protested by taking a knee before a game at Northwestern, Gov RICKETTS called it "disgraceful":.
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Nice moment for Alex Estrada, a 7-year-old battling Neuroblastoma. #WhiteSox hosting him tonight.
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I hope the B1G prez and chancellors are watching this game.
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FIRST LOOK: Check out the spectacular new Welsh-Ryan Arena:.
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Remember: If Loyola had gotten tripped up in MVC tourney, cmte would have left them out of tourney. Which is a joke.
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So much for #B1G season options of T'Giving; Jan/Feb; spring. Just spoke to one *coach* who said: "We're trying to play as soon as possible. Let's go.".
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David Feherty on Ghim: "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.".
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Well played, ND. But if you have to pass Gary, Ind., and pay like 5 bucks in tolls, you ain't in Chicago.
Final score: ND 31 - NU 21. Chicago's college football team moves to 9-0. #GoIrish☘️ #NDvsNU #uNDefeated
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Worst part: During super-secret lunch, @FauxPelini told me he'd prob shut it down if not-fake Pelini got canned. Pls reconsider!.
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Purdue rebuild vs. Illinois rebuild, captured by a single play
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I think his next contract extension actually will say "forever".
.@coachfitz51 addresses the rumors: “#GoCats, man. I’m not going anywhere. This is home forever.” @NUFBFamily #HolidayBowl
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Next time I need a nap I’ll replay this Bryan Harsin interview.
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Dwayne Haskins was destined to play at Ohio State. Now can he become the next Peyton Manning?.
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Gulp alert for #OhioState -- Alabama has allowed 3 rushing TDs this season. No Big Ten team allowed fewer than 12.
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Jon Lester sums up the state of the #Cubs: “We’re back to ’16.”.He says the hangover of ’17 is gone.
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With Senior Day coming, Fitz just thanked the marching band and cheerleaders. And then mentioned them by (first) name. Saban does this too right?.
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THIS much I know: If Pat Fitzgerald were coaching the Pack, he would have gone for it on 4th and G.
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If the officiating doesn't improve, Michigan could be in big trouble.
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Theme of Cubs’ road trip is 🏀.Schwarber showed up today in IU Hoosiers #1 jersey and sweet candy stripe pants.
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Georgia’s argument for the playoff: You know that game we just played, where we couldn’t quite beat Bama w/its backup QB? Pretend it didn’t happen.
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BREAKING: Northwestern is no longer in the state of Illinois and . MSU is apparently not in Michigan?.
Big Ten Football is looking really good, but may lose Michigan, Illinois, and Maryland because of those Governors’ ridiculous lack of interest or political support. They will play without them?.
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Backstage w/@PaigeSpiranac and the @PointsBetUSA crew at Crestwood. Event has been fantastic
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BREAKING: @PointsBetUSA has identified the world's most optimistic Chicago sports fan. An Illinois client placed a $100 bet on the Bulls (250/1) & Hawks (50/1) to win their respective titles. Payout: $1,280,000.Diagnosis: Loco.
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Rip away, Twittersphere. I know only 30 fball parents made it to Rosemont, but they deserve some answers from #B1G:.
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Fitz calls Nebraska fan base “spectacular … it’s like the worst Jedi mind trick, the nicest people in the world.”.
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Northwestern hasn't lost a road game since Sept. 30, 2017.
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The first step toward recovery is admitting you’ve got a problem
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On flight home, flight attendant asks man in his 60s sitting next to us: Are you traveling alone?. His reply: Yes. Wanna fool around?.
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Dear Scammers -- You know that trick where you use the first three digits of my number for spam calls? You can stop that now. No longer works. Have a nice day and fuck off.
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Don’t be fooled by the Sammy Sosa on your TV screen. Here’s what I know about the guy I covered:.
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Man I picked the wrong year to stop writing about Jim Harbaugh.
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This needs to be seen by Tom Ricketts and Cubs fans. Know that when you're buying tickets, you are enriching the Ricketts family, which used Wrigley Field to raise money for Trump's re-election campaign. (Pete Ricketts has since apologized after showing his true colors.).
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For when I try to explain to my Canadian in-laws why college fball is the best
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He is such an A+ guy it’s ridiculous.
If he does go, I'll miss Joe Maddon putting worries of the day in perspective. "A really good friend, his wife has cancer today. Recently my uncle passed away. I've got my grandkids out in Arizona. Why would you permit a game to drive you down like that?".
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White Sox have an off day. Everyone just chilling? I flip to ESPN and @jasonbenetti is calling Brewers-Dodgers - in LA. And he sounds like he knows everything about every player on the field. Props to a terrific broadcaster. He is tireless.
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B1G fball opens in 11 days. Who’s ready for some info on TV/special date games?!.
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Way to become a national embarrassment, Bradley. Would have expected Chris Reynolds to learn from Jim Phillips. Unprompted, Jim texted me last week to say my criticism of the men’s hoops team was fair. And Chris Collins could not have been better. They have thick skin. Try it.
Cleve In The Eve: BU disgraces itself, telling longtime PJS beat writer 'You don't promote the Bradley brand'
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Never been so happy to have a bracket busted. Loyola deserves this 7 days a week.
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Good stuff from Paige, who came within inches of nailing Uiagalelei.
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She’s even prettier in person. And BREAKING 🚨 beer is sold
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Are the clowns arguing ND shouldn't have made the CFP saying the Texans should not have made the NFL playoffs?.
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Just texted w/a #B1G fball coach. His reaction to this tweet: "Major Wow!!!!!".
Had a very productive conversation with Kevin Warren, Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference, about immediately starting up Big Ten football. Would be good (great!) for everyone - Players, Fans, Country. On the one yard line!.
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I'm feeling pretty, pretty good about my Heisman vote. I can reveal nothing more!.
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To be placed on student seats at #MSUvsNU today. Apparently Indiana did something similar. I dig it. Hope NU can also silence that annoying kid who screams half the game
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Rick Renteria: “It was an interesting strike zone tonight.”. After an observer called it horseshit, Renteria said: “You can call it that; I can’t.”.
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Line of the night from BTN’s Shon Morris: “That looks like when my father-in-law first met me.”. PS Northwestern was positively atrocious tonight
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1) Props for being savage, really clever. 2) Michigan peeps set new standards for being insufferable when they win.
Dear @NDFootball, we need to take a break. We’ve been doing this for a while now and we need our space. We’re glad we could end on good terms, thank you for not being defensive. Let’s keep in touch and maybe we’ll try again in 14 years if you’re still independent. 👋.
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If I'm the Northwestern AD, I'm giving a full refund to every season-ticket holder.
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Purdue’s unofficial “get back” coach once visited the McDonald’s drive-thru in a golf cart. He once aired out a staffer (his uncle) for a roster error. But Purdue players dig the one and only @Brady_Brohm. He’s full of opinions. And only 14.
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Could be a huge week for @PaigeSpiranac. Named sexiest woman on the planet and check this out from The Hustle, the @PointsBetUSA newsletter
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Pls indulge me for a sec. This is Sarahi Ortiz, an Evans Scholar at Oregon. She caddied for the only sub-80 round of my life, at Jax Park. Today she guest-looped for @TigerWoods at @BMWchamps pro-am. Tiger signed her hat, hugged her and said he was proud of her
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BIG NEWS: @PointsBetUSA joining forces w/the one & only @PaigeSpiranac. I have agreed to become her betting coach and she will take on my disastrous short game. Check back golf content & juicy promos. (We’ll dole out $3M in Free Bets to celebrate her 3,000,000th IG follower.)
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20 years later, Almost Famous holds up beautifully. Write the truth. Don’t get enamored with your subjects. Brilliant move by Penny to force Russell to make things right. And Allison the Fact Checker should be dropped in a vat of hot liquid.
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Just learned re: timing of the B1G vote . will be this weekend “at the earliest” . Sun or Mon possible.
.@UofNE_President Ted Carter talked disinformation with @Kellan_Heavican and threw in this nugget. The Big Ten Return to Competition Task Force is "putting together some plans that the presidents and chancellors will vote on very soon." #BigTen #Huskers
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How #Northwestern is this? NU has extra spots in recruiting class b/c some declined 5th year of fball in favor of well-paying job.
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I believe you will enjoy this story on @BigLanny6767 more than the next Trump/Ball tweet. Tyler is the strongest man on #northwestern and always there for his dad, who needs him more than ever.
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Hey @IlliniMBB fans - your coach hits it long and is a helluva good time on the course. Story publishing this morn.
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Kevin Warren of @bigten deserves some criticism but can we once and for all stop calling him a hypocrite bc son Powers is a 4th-yr TE for Miss St. No one knows what the family convos have been. And besides, I can barely tell my 8-y-o what to do.
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Think B1G schools will miss Delany? He shepherded $2.64 B media rights deal w/CBS, Fox and BTN . Wisconsin reported receiving $39.77M last year, up from $20.43 M. And that's my @darrenrovell tweet for the day.
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I'll bring beer.
Iowa parents will join Ohio State at B1G office Friday.
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