Ted Rampion
@TedRampion
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Rhymes w/ Ted Champion. Best of retro sy-fi/disaster films/TV. Consultant, Critic & Common tater. Also you can scrape ice off your windshield w/ my chin.
Wherever there is adventure
Joined February 2021
#AllStarTrek Tonite on Star Trek. "Garth & Marta" sounds like a pleasant couple who could drop by your home this evening to play bridge or maybe dip some fondue. They may be incurably insane but they always make for a lively get-together.
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With rumors swirling about a Super League that would kill college sports as we know it, I just want to point out that in less than a decade, college football has adopted the worst elements of nearly every major sport: MLB - Payroll Disparity NHL - Irrelevant Regular Season NBA -
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#AllStarTrek The Rifleman meets the town's new schoolmaster & it turns out he's Kodos the Executioner. Predictably he is a hardass...
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When you have a wedge in hand after hitting your best drive of the day 🏌🏻♂️😵
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This would have made a heartwarming tv movie, maybe on Animal Planet, w/ the hippo following his benefactor around like a puppy dog, and accepting treats and pats on the head, up until the time he killed & ate the man, which you obviously would leave out. You could describe it as
I once posted a note about a hippo that ate a man. I was told I was a liar because "herbivores don't eat meat". As a trained zoologist, let me explain. (I bet some of you didn't know that? I spent 6 years studying zoology in college & grad school.) Plants are FAR harder to
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#WhoDey In one game, has any team ever 1) returned a kickoff for a TD 2) recovered an onside kick 3)scored 40+ pts & 4)lost? I bet this never happened before in football, NFL, CFB, CFL, high school, Pop Warner, flag football or the Kennedys playing 2-hand tag in Hyannisport
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#RIPBobTrumpy A Cincinnati legend, up there with Skyline chili, Graeter's ice cream, Bob Shreve & Opening Day
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I recently found some excerpts of Original Series Star Trek musical scores and couldn’t help but give them a whirl. Allow me to inflict some on you with my shrill oboe playing… 1. Vina’s Theme/Survivor’s Encampment
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#whodey I've been watching the Bengals since the days of Greg Cook & this is one of the 10 best wins in franchise history
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As a patriotic American who also happens to be a disgusting fatbody, could we establish an Obese Reserve Corps (ORC) to fill the more sedentary positions, thus allowing our elite warfighters to focus on front line duties? I'm tough & fit enough to serve mush in the mess hall
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#AllStarTrek A quandary wondering where I would end up if I could travel into my planet's past like in #AllOurYesterdays. I could relive the 60s & 70s of America, which is appealing. But I fear disillusionment if I discovered that my halcyon days were not as idyllic as I remember
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#AllStarTrek #TheSavageCurtain "The greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, Captain. The father of all we became. Haircut set the pattern for our planet & all Vulcan barbershops offer customers a choice between the Surak& the Modified Surak. Also famous for his hair sheen."
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#AllStarTrek #RequiemforMethuselah Spock is musical. He plays or sings in 4 different episodes (CharlieX, Plato, Methuselah & Way to Eden) & sounds pretty good. Why has no one developed a stage production based on the music of Star Trek TOS?
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#AllStarTrek Tonite on Star Trek. My only chance w/ Rayna would be if she had a dumb-down feature where I could talk to her about old sci-fi movies, college football & pizza toppings. She's even too smart for Capt Kirk, as seen in these outtakes.
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#AllStarTrek As the series wound down, TOS writers began falling back on familiar themes, like Scotty's chronic trouble with women. The original plot line of #TheLightsofZetar was deemed to take this concept a bit too far, and a more neutral conclusion was ultimately installed
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#AllStarTrek #ThatWhichSurvives If I were in a talent competition I would l also do the dramatic recitation. Can't sing, dance or play an instrument, can't tell jokes or do feats of magic. I think I would deliver Kirk's "Risk is our business" speech from Return to Tomorrow
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