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Ted Rampion

@TedRampion

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Rhymes w/ Ted Champion. Best of retro sy-fi/disaster films/TV. Consultant, Critic & Common tater. Also you can scrape ice off your windshield w/ my chin.

Wherever there is adventure
Joined February 2021
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Ted Rampion
4 years
#AllStarTrek Tonite on Star Trek. "Garth & Marta" sounds like a pleasant couple who could drop by your home this evening to play bridge or maybe dip some fondue. They may be incurably insane but they always make for a lively get-together.
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Michael Calabrese
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With rumors swirling about a Super League that would kill college sports as we know it, I just want to point out that in less than a decade, college football has adopted the worst elements of nearly every major sport: MLB - Payroll Disparity NHL - Irrelevant Regular Season NBA -
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Ted Rampion
17 days
I guess this is one thing people across the political spectrum agree on
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
17 days
Cheeseburgers are genius 💯
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Ted Rampion
20 days
#AllStarTrek The Rifleman meets the town's new schoolmaster & it turns out he's Kodos the Executioner. Predictably he is a hardass...
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@NUCLRGOLF
NUCLR GOLF
25 days
When you have a wedge in hand after hitting your best drive of the day 🏌🏻‍♂️😵
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Ted Rampion
2 months
This would have made a heartwarming tv movie, maybe on Animal Planet, w/ the hippo following his benefactor around like a puppy dog, and accepting treats and pats on the head, up until the time he killed & ate the man, which you obviously would leave out. You could describe it as
@SandyofCthulhu
Sandy Petersen 🪔
2 months
I once posted a note about a hippo that ate a man. I was told I was a liar because "herbivores don't eat meat". As a trained zoologist, let me explain. (I bet some of you didn't know that? I spent 6 years studying zoology in college & grad school.) Plants are FAR harder to
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Ted Rampion
2 months
#WhoDey    In one game, has any team ever 1) returned a kickoff for a TD 2) recovered an onside kick 3)scored 40+ pts & 4)lost? I bet this never happened before in football, NFL, CFB, CFL, high school, Pop Warner, flag football or the Kennedys playing 2-hand tag in Hyannisport
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Ted Rampion
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#RIPBobTrumpy A Cincinnati legend, up there with Skyline chili, Graeter's ice cream, Bob Shreve & Opening Day
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Ted Rampion
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#whodey    So as not to upset the competitive feng shui of the franchise the Bengals followed one of the 10 best wins in franchise history with one of their 10 worst losses
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Ted Rampion
2 months
#whodey I've been watching the Bengals since the days of Greg Cook & this is one of the 10 best wins in franchise history
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Subcommander Tal
4 months
I recently found some excerpts of Original Series Star Trek musical scores and couldn’t help but give them a whirl. Allow me to inflict some on you with my shrill oboe playing… 1. Vina’s Theme/Survivor’s Encampment
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Ted Rampion
2 months
#whodey I've been watching the Bengals since the days of Greg Cook & this is one of the 10 best wins in franchise history
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Ted Rampion
3 months
One of the few good things about my advanced age is that I don't have to worry about getting early dementia
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Epoch Health
3 months
🚨Vitamin D’s Surprising Link to Early Dementia Read more
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Ted Rampion
3 months
As a patriotic American who also happens to be a disgusting fatbody, could we establish an Obese Reserve Corps (ORC) to fill the more sedentary positions, thus allowing our elite warfighters to focus on front line duties? I'm tough & fit enough to serve mush in the mess hall
@PeteHegseth
Pete Hegseth
3 months
Today, we end the War on Warriors.
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Ted Rampion
4 months
#AllStarTrek A quandary wondering where I would end up if I could travel into my planet's past like in #AllOurYesterdays. I could relive the 60s & 70s of America, which is appealing. But I fear disillusionment if I discovered that my halcyon days were not as idyllic as I remember
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Ted Rampion
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#AllStarTrek #TheSavageCurtain "The greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, Captain. The father of all we became. Haircut set the pattern for our planet & all Vulcan barbershops offer customers a choice between the Surak& the Modified Surak. Also famous for his hair sheen."
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Ted Rampion
4 months
#AllStarTrek #RequiemforMethuselah Spock is musical. He plays or sings in 4 different episodes (CharlieX, Plato, Methuselah & Way to Eden) & sounds pretty good. Why has no one developed a stage production based on the music of Star Trek TOS?
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Ted Rampion
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Ted Rampion
3 years
#AllStarTrek Tonite on Star Trek. My only chance w/ Rayna would be if she had a dumb-down feature where I could talk to her about old sci-fi movies, college football & pizza toppings. She's even too smart for Capt Kirk, as seen in these outtakes.
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Ted Rampion
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#AllStarTrek As the series wound down, TOS writers began falling back on familiar themes, like Scotty's chronic trouble with women. The original plot line of #TheLightsofZetar was deemed to take this concept a bit too far, and a more neutral conclusion was ultimately installed
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Ted Rampion
10 months
#AllStarTrek #ThatWhichSurvives If I were in a talent competition I would l also do the dramatic recitation. Can't sing, dance or play an instrument, can't tell jokes or do feats of magic. I think I would deliver Kirk's "Risk is our business" speech from Return to Tomorrow
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