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Going to brag on myself for a moment: as a self taught sys admin I successfully completed my first physical security assessment.
I was able to social engineer privileged access to the targets building.
If you would have told me this a year ago I wouldn’t have believed you.
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Imagine this:
I hack you, but I don’t take any data, I just open all of your Visio diagrams and offset all the connectors by 10 degrees.
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Might fuck around and make a DNS change then leave for PTO, just for the rush.
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Now that Twitter is going up in flames, where is infosec Twitter going to go?
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Alright infosec Twitter I need your help:
Please drop any Microsoft Teams related hardening tips you have ❤️
This product is so vast I’m sure y’all have found some juicy stuff that needs to be reconfigured.
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Who has two thumbs and just got laid off the week before Thanksgiving?
This girl 👍👍
If anyone has any leads on blue team work let me know!
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Shoot your shot y’all!I slid in this girls DM’s and now she is trying to learn everything about me like the street I grew up on, what my mother’s maiden name is, what my first car was. Some friends don’t want to learn anything about you.
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Guess who has two thumbs and an official start date with a new company?
This girl 👍👍
Starting next Monday as a Cyber Security Engineer, so I got a title bump out of getting laid off.
There’s light at the end of the tunnel yall, and it’s not a train🤩
Who has two thumbs and just got laid off the week before Thanksgiving?
This girl 👍👍
If anyone has any leads on blue team work let me know!
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Would it even be a
@defcon
goon manicure if I didn’t have nfc reactive chips in them?
(The thumb is an LED light and the index is a regular nfc chip)
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I got nothing to say about the crazy happening on infosec Twitter except, why would someone social engineer their way into Cleveland Ohio?
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Assert dominance in your ticket queue by submitting all technical details necessary with screenshot of Hello Kitty terminal.
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I don’t care what the FBI says, I feel like this is the perfect place to charge my phone. 🤔
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NFT bros don’t want you to know this hack:
If you want a “scarce digital asset” buy IPv4 addresses
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I am once again asking: if y’all know anyone in DFW looking for work. Looking for a mid tier sys-admin who wants to break into cyber security.
Will be trained by me so the weirder the better. 🤠
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Is there a level beyond burnt out? Cause I think I’m touching that area right about now.
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I lied, I got one more thing to say about the recent infosec drama:
Truthfully, the only person I would like to see do a talk on cancel culture would be Monica Lewinsky.
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You’re in his DM’s, I’m in his ticket queue asking why he’s not updated his ticket since last Monday. I got shit to do.
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How the fuck do y’all write these 20 page pen-test reports?
I talk a lot irl but trying to fill this shit out to fit more pages is not working out for me. 😅
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Big thanks to everyone who reached out and helped me after my post about needing new work.
Just signed an offer letter today for a new security analyst role in the finance and real estate sector. 👩🏼💻🤗 HACK THE PLANET!
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Hear me out: instead of regulating Facebook we should take the Texas approach.
Pass a law that any time my relative posts mis-information I can sue them for 10k.
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New sticker in honor of Mike Lindell’s lack of PCAPS and immediately running off stage when he realized Dominion is about to sue his pants off 😅
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Well, the day has finally come. I’m officially looking for new work.
Anyone need a security analyst? 💖 DFW metro area or remote.
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Why hasn’t period technology expanded in the last few years?
Besides a bunch of shit we don’t want like IoT menstrual cups, why are we still just bleeding on shit and touching it with our hands and throwing it into the trash?
THIS is why we need more women in tech. 🩸
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Another Defcon down, so thankful for everyone who takes the time to contribute to this event so we can all enjoy it. ❤️
Everyone who is here: GET FUCKING TESTED FOR COVID WHEN YOU GET HOME ~
#Defcon29
#HotHackerSummer
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No one is allowed to talk any shit about Ohio from this point out!
They just legalized abortion and recreational marijuana. Hell yea Ohio.
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It’s my birthday so if y’all can make sure no cyber crime happens today I’d really appreciate it.
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@bossy_britt
“Dear lord, I see what you are doing for others…..”
You look amazing in that car!!!
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80 miles…
It was EIGHTY MILES TO THE NEAREST LEVEL 1 TRAUMA CENTER FROM UVAYLE.
Stop spending money on cops spend more on EMS and public health this is RIDICULOUS.
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Yo does anyone think is sus how
@ajitpai
blocked a lot of us infosec shitposters? I just checked today and saw he blocked me too 🤔
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What if I fucked around and ran for TX state senate in 2024? Which one of y’all would vote for me?
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Can’t forget my old coworker showed me how he found missing assets that you could ping but couldn’t physically find and I’ll never forget.
He used to use the desktops internal speaker to play music out of it and walk around and find it. 🤯 Seriously best trick ever.
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@Ayoo_Kess
I’ll never buy a
@Dell
computer because I know of a pro support employee who died at their desk and was only found when they realized his queue was falling behind.
These companies do not care about you.
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@CruzKayne
Now you must have your wife tell the kids she changed it to her “favorite child’s birthday and name” and then make it the dogs.
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Watching the queen herself
@k8em0
testifying to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
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Worst piece of swag ever 😭
Extended my stay in Vegas to quarantine as I was supposed to fly home today.
Stay safe friends!
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@rucam365
Password rotation with every use. Then when it’s reset I make sure to use a 45 character password, then I write it on a tiny piece of paper, put the paper in a balloon, and then eat it.
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If you’re at the forum, just stay there. Don’t even think about going outside. The whole road is flooded.
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Anyone got tips on how to become a
@defcon
goon? I’ve been to three defcons now, I thrive in chaos and I was an event coordinator and chef before tech so I’m ready to put my foot down against bs.
Halp?
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Anyone looking for some of my stickers come to Track 3! Look for the red shirt lame-o named P!bbl3
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People say you have to love things to excel at them, but no one ever talks about the true power of hate and spite.
I had a math teacher in HS tell me I “live in an imaginary world thinking I’ll get anywhere with my mentality” and now I work in STEM.
Take THAT Mr.Salvio.
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When your elevator reboots while you’re riding it and you see this cursed wallpaper 😭
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Why are all my friends so hot?! 🥵 😍
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@jacksonboaz_
Idk Kevin wouldn’t be so iced out if he was in the business of losing cases. 🤷♀️
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It’s a sacred day for my people, as the basic white bih, it is my obligation to let you know pumpkin spice is back at Starbucks. 🎃
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Ordered a custom made “Hack the Planet” sign for my man’s office for vday and it turned into a whole office makeover.
Please appreciate my wonderful paint swatching technique in the first photo 😈
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DOD Rep Giving a pitch: “if you know have any tips on anyone who is harming critical infrastructure let us know you’ll get a monetary reward”
Me: “oh snap can I turn in
@GregAbbott_TX
, he's a threat to critical infrastructure?”
DOD Rep: 👁👄👁
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Now I can finally learn how to do cyber crime!
I mean, not do cyber crime. Because I am obviously very cool. Some would say…TOO cool…😎🧊
I somehow convinced work that we needed these pencils. We ordered 1000.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
You’ve made it to a IT Support Facebook meme group too and everyone’s going off like they can’t see the obvious troll
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@notshenetworks
Bihhh if azure certified associate really paid that much I’d have fake tits already smh 😭
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Every time I put this squishmallow into the washing machine I feel like I’m committing a crime 😭
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Hype to learn about Veilid’s internals! This project is going to change the world. 🌍
@Jun34u_sec
@medus4_cdc
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I’ve developed a heat rash on my face from these N95’s the last two defcons in a row. And I will still stay masked up because I care about the health of others.
You’re not oppressed by being asked to wear a mask.
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Got new glasses today which makes me one step closer to my dream aesthetic:
@Vangsness
in Criminal Minds as
#PenelopeGarcia
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Hot girl summer is cancelled, it’s only hot hacker girl summer from here on out.
I’m otherwise saying my Defcon PTO got approved today.
Act up: activated 😜👩💻
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Hell yea, first challenge coin ever is a speaker ops goon coin 🪙
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Currently freaking out over the
@UrbanDecay
cyber pallet 🥰 In case y’all didn’t know, the same woman who founded
@Cisco
also is one of the founders of Urban Decay cosmetics.
I already own too many of their pallets but now more of my money is going away for this one….
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Some women in tech: “I must post in such a way I annoy no one with my existance”
@Coleens_
“I PLUGGED A POWER STRIP INTO A POWER STRIP INTO ANOTHER POWER STRIP WHILE WEARING A BIKINI AND CONDUCTING AS MUCH STATIC ELECTRICITY AS POSSIBLE
FUCK. WITH. IT.”
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Tech bros don’t understand the level of geometry, math, patience and willingness to fail and start over that goes into Fiber Arts 🧵
Baby warming device that I engineered in my home lab over the weekend.
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It’s been 0 days since some shit has popped off on infosec Twitter
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@TinkerSec
Fun fact, I answered “what is DNS” terribly on an interview, got grilled about it and then went home and cried.
&; I still got the job so what does that say about the state of tech today? 😅
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My oldest brother was hit by a drunk driver and rolled his work van twice, he is okay thankfully.
But please, do NOT drink and drive this weekend. Call an Uber, shit, drunk text me and I’ll send you $20 for said Uber. Just do not drive!
Be safe this holiday.
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Don’t mind me just always have to make a meme to get my point across in my very professional emails because I’m an adult
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Don’t question how I got in here, just know you’ll get to your destination 30 minutes quicker thanks to me.
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Crusty dude:“Why don’t more women do tech”
*woman in tech kills it and looks incredible while doing it*
Crusty dude: “She’s obviously working for the CCP, who shouldn’t allow her to express herself at all because that fits my own narrative”
And the circle continues 🙃😡
6 years now, countless people have met me in person, ZERO evidence I'm anything but what I say I am despite multiple desperate attempts by media, infosec, and most likely government to find a shred of dirt on me. *Nothing* You just want broken fucking English.
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TFW
@Jun34u_sec
doesnt acknowledge how cute their pup is in a Christmas sweater so you have to post of said pup on the internet so they see the CUTENESS
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I know one of you delinquents has the leaked Windows 11 iso, hand it over and no one gets hurt!
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“Why do women not feel welcome in the tech space”
*women absolutely kill it in the tech space and make content to lift up and educate others* AND SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS.
@notshenetworks
‘s content and friendship has literally changed my entire career. THIS IS PERSONAL!!!
Im so close to being done with content completely. I’m so over this shit constantly reoccurring.
You want me out then I’ll be out. Y’all win. I’m done fr
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Me on any other social media site: Merry Christmas!🎁
Me on Twitter: EVERYTHING GETTIN POPPED RN NOT JUST SANTA BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE HACKERS HITTIN YOUR JOB
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If your girl is going to
@Dallas_Hackers
tomorrow she might be coming home with me after I show out in my
#MicrosoftUglySweater
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Girl math is justifying the cost of extensions a year in advance to try them out before deciding on a wedding hairstyle. 🧮 💇♀️
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