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@TeamGrout
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On my judgment day, I'll be able to cut straight to the front of the line to get my horns and trident.
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Women of ALL sizes are beautiful and sexy creatures. We will post whatever we want and they will never be invitations to the perverted or sick fuck twitter population. We do it for us, not you. Good talk.
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For Halloween I’m going to wear jeans and hold a beer and walk up to women and be all You’re hot, sexy, smart, gorgeous, awesome, fun. Go out with me. Vacation with me. Move in with me. Then I’m going to scream STOP PUSHING ME THIS IS TOO FAST then I’ll run away
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I'm waiting for @NASA to announce that they're looking for a middle age, overweight person who's not married and had no kids that's willing to participate in a long term research project on the moon. I've literally done nothing to prepare for this. I'll be perfect.
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Nothing like an ice lolly after a long hot walk. He’s had 3 so far lol. He loves them x
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My favorite thing about some people is knowing that they’re going to die eventually.
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