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Most folks don't know this, but Elon Musk is not a degreed engineer.
His family own an emerald mine in South Africa until Apartheid ended.
Hey leveraged his PayPal lottery winnings in order to take over Tesla, a company that he did not found.
He pushed out the original owners.
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Matt Rosendale has dropped out of the Senate race in Montana after getting his 20 year old aid pregnant, demonstrating one of the very few times that a man's career options have been limited by an unplanned pregnancy.
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Elon Musk had every right to delete my tweet yesterday about the FAA.
I am using a platform that he owns to criticize him and another company that he owns.
That's not the issue.
This issue is the hypocrisy of doing something like that while yelling about maximum free speech.
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Pardoning war criminals is a slap is the face to every veteran who has ever served this country honorably.
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I am Antifa.
United States Naval Academy.
Class of '88.
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This is me, 36 years ago.
I'm a proud Navy veteran and I'm voting for Joe Biden.
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Maybe if they hadn't deleted all their texts from Jan 6th we'd understand better why Joe Biden's dog keeps biting Secret Service agents.
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This is what happens to your launchpad when you think it would be funny to launch to the world's largest rocket on 4/20, instead of when it's ready.
It will probably be at least a year before the FAA will approve another Starship launch.
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My parents are both in the 80s, and I am only now just realizing this morning how they are being regularly victimized by low-level scams targeted at older folks.
There are entire industries solely designed to target seniors and extract small/medium amounts of money from them...
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It turns out that some enterprising individuals are purchasing blue checks on Twitter and then uploading hundreds of videos, up to two hours long.
This data storage cost vastly exceeds the revenue Musk receives from those accounts for their Twitter Blue subscription.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is 20 years old, broke and has no job prospects.
Well, kiddo!
Might I recommend this option?
No?
Then stop your fucking whining, you little bitch.
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I'm noticing a shitload of former OEF/OIF combat vets who are signing up for the international Ukrainian defense force.
Some are even forming up their own 50 person platoons and coming over enmass so that they have some autonomy.
Wow!
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Is anybody else wondering why not a single employee of the two companies involved in trafficking legal immigrants from TX to MA can be located?
They both seem to be shell companies with fake addresses.
But they also got PPP loans with 30+ employees claimed.
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I would like to meet the little dude who broke my hand someday.
Peacefully.
Over coffee.
And ask him what he was thinking that day.
Did he think he was doing the right thing?
Did he think that beating me was in the best interests of this country?
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Thanks for all the offers of support, but I'm good.
I'm typing only with my left hand now, so will be slow to respond to all of you wonderful people.
I plan to go back. This won't stop me.
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I would really, really, really like to thank Tav. She's my street medic angel who pulled me out of the park and took me to safety when I couldn't see anything anymore. She stayed with me the whole time and then her and her friends drove me around to find an ambulance.
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Apparently, our new Speaker of the House has no assets, at all.
None.
Not even a bank account, according to his most recent Congressional financial disclosure form.
Why are all Republicans completely corrupt?
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The next old racist white man who comes up to me to chat while assuming I'm also another old racist white man is going to find himself quickly unconscious.
With several broken facial bones.
What the fuck is up with these assholes!
I'm a total stranger dude!
🤦
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I'm still a bit confused as to how a 25 year old single man can essentially "adopt" a 14 year old kid with no paperwork.
Can anyone explain this to me?
Republicans love to throw the term "groomer" around at everyone on the left and none of them seem upset by this at all. 🤔
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Amazing that some people still think a drug addled billionaire is a genius.
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Any MAGAs wishing us a happy Veterans Day can go right ahead and fuck off.
You support a draft dodging moron who tried to destroy our democracy, and will attempt it again with your support.
My Oath included defending this country from domestic enemies just like you.
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My hand is pretty damaged. The hand surgeon splinted it for now, but it looks like plates, screws and/or pins await me on Friday.
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Putin is now calling for the "natural and necessary self-purification" of Russian society.
So that's happening now.
Pardon me while I go figure out what's gonna happen next by reading a history book.
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Enjoy prison.
I have zero sympathy for you mouth breathing morons.
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I first took the Oath of Office when I was only 17.
Before I could even vote.
I've taken it several times since.
And 40 years later, I will still defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
I just never thought those domestic enemies would be Republicans.
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In March of this year, the Buffalo shooter killed and decapitated a cat in his parents garage.
His Mom's reaction?
She gave him a box so he could go bury it in the backyard.
That might explain some things in that family...
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One of the biggest lies that the MAGA folks tell themselves is that all veterans and active duty support Trump.
We don't.
Not even close.
And they completely freak out when we show them they're wrong.
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I'm exhausted and I haven't slept in over 24 hours.
I love you all, but I need to go take a nap.
Cheers!
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The failure of the SpaceX launch yesterday can be directly linked to a personal decision that Elon Musk made 3 years ago to not install flame diverters on the Starship launchpad.
He overruled his own engineers on this design flaw, and admitted publicly.
It's his fault.
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I would like to meet this hero personally after my surgery.
Can someone DM me with his contact information?
Feds pepper sprayed this Vietnam Veteran/photographer right in the face. His name is Mike Hastie. He was an Army medic.
#PortlandProtests
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Somebody at Twitter decided to delete my tweet about the FAA grounding of the Starship program.
I didn't.
Most likely Elon.
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Elon Musk has properly fucked himself now with his open antisemtism.
Normally you'd hate to see a CEO destroy his own company for no good reason, but not in this instance.
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Here's a controversial topic.
I hate being thanked for my service.
I think it's performative and meaningless now.
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Holy shit!
He genuinely just obliterated one of my tweets.
Wild.
Hey Elon, you're a complete douchebag and everyone hates you. Even the women who sleep with you.
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When Trump uses the word "Vermin" to describe everyone who isn't MAGA, it's a very specific and intentional choice.
It repeats, verbatim, the word choice that Hitler used in the 1930s to describe the Jews.
Make no mistake, he'll do everything he's saying he'll do.
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Looks like Taylor Swift is headed to the Superbowl.
Suck it up, MAGA snowflakes. 🤣
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Seriously.
I didn't intend for this to happen to my life.
But it did.
I'm in it for the long haul!
Black Lives Matter!!!
#BLM
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I want the U.S. Marshals Service officers involved in my beating to be criminally prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I also want them to be sued personally in civil court for monetary damages and compensation.
Please retweet and spread widely.
7️⃣9️⃣7️⃣ Portland, OR: federal troops beat an unarmed man with a baton, then bathe him in pepper spray
18 July 2020
[
@PDXzane
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After an insane two days, I would like some help from the wonderful folks who follow me.
First off, I don't want any money, gifts or remuneration for anything that I have done.
I never did it for that reason. I have a good job and a roof over my head... 1/
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Oh, yeah.
Chris Licht, CEO of CNN, is now on an incredibly short leash after one year in the job because he's a complete moron.
We knew that.
But apparently the executives at Warner bros./Discovery couldn't figure that out until he destroyed the network.
Brilliant fuckers.
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Just got home from the hospital after surgery. Doing fine.
Props to the staff of VA hospital Portland, who are totally awesome people! I love being able to work with these fine people every day.
At an rate, thank all of you wonderful people for your concern and support.
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And what the fuck is this perv doing sleeping with someone who's less than a third their age?
Dude is 63.
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Please don't attack the fence tonight!
It's much more fun to have the Feds confined where we can mock them and make fun of them!
After all, they are ridiculous.
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As a lifelong engineer, I will never understand the cult of Elon Musk.
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I'm really fucking tired of all these non-veterans whining about a "woke" military.
They couldn't be inconvenienced by actually serving our country, so I'm especially not interested in their ignorant and uninformed opinions.
They understand nothing about what it means to serve.
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Since I've got so many followers now, I'd like to put in a plug for the USNA wrestling team.
Please go watch them compete!
Almost nobody used to come to our matches.
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And because of this decision, the launchpad was blasted apart and debris slammed into the engines at the bottom of the booster, damaging them.
Ultimately resulting in the spectacular cartwheels and explosion that we saw just moments later.
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She and her fellow medics are the real heroes here.
I just wanted to thank her from the bottom of my heart.
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It's pretty clear at this point that Putin owns both Trump and Musk.
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Basically, Elon fucked himself on the Starship timeline by being an impatient asshole.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
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Any veteran who still supports Trump has forgotten the oath they took.
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Their is no fucking way that the FAA is going to allow a debacle like this to happen again without a rigorous post-mortem, and documented remediation plan.
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Looks like the MAGAts are planning to strap up and take their Civil War Redux™ to Eagle Pass, TX.
Thousands of drunk, uneducated, middle aged white dudes with AR-15s.
What could possibly go wrong? 🙄
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...drained in little ways, as if they're engulfed in a giant cloud of mosquitoes.
I blame myself for not paying close enough attention to what was going on.
If you have older parents, please pay attention to these smaller scams they are constantly being bombarded with.
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At this point, you'd have to be living under a rock to not know that Elon Musk is an unstable, narcissistic billionaire with overtly racist and bigoted tendencies.
If you buy a Telsa now, you're not only endorsing his views, but financially enriching that douchebag.
Own it!
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I'm a Democrat, first and foremost.
I don't vote for 3rd party whackos or fake Democrats like RFK Jr and Marrianne Williamson.
And I certainly never listen to the likes of Nina Turner or Peter Daou.
I'm team Biden/Harris 2024 all the way.
No exceptions.
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I'll be on Inside Edition and CNN Chris Cuomo tonight if anyone is interested.
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@vanmojo
Here's where they eventually ended up.
8 out of 33 engines failed, for a reliability rate of 75%.
That's super, super bad.
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I will not stand idly by as Trump, Musk and their fellow fascists try to recreate the Third Reich in this country.
We defeated them 78 years ago and we'll do it again.
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...in seemingly legitimate ways.
They go right up to the line of legality and often cross it quite frequently.
In the last year, my folks have been scammed by software providers, attorneys, garage door repair people, etc.
It's fucking endless.
They're slowly being...
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Long day today.
Long day everyday now.
I'm testifying at 9am tomorrow at a Congressional round table about what happened to me that night, so I'm signing out a little early, (for me at least).
Diving into Season 2 of the Umbrella Academy.
Cheers!
#BLM
#WallofVets
@VetsWall
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The MAGA border convoy is apparently falling apart due to infighting and rampant paranoia about being infiltrated by undercover FBI and Antifa.
I wonder how that could have happened? 🤔
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If your kid is killing and beheading small animals, the parenting manual says that giving them a semiautomatic rifle is contraindicated.
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To all you demented Kyle Rittenhouse fans out there:
Bob's Big Boy can file all the defamation lawsuits he wants, but he won't win a single one.
I can call him a murderer all day long if I feel like it.
So, bite me, dipshits.
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Just a reminder that Donald Trump made a speech at a high school in Iowa yesterday where he talked about hookers and golden showers.
The media didn't even really bat an eye.
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What war did you grow up with as a child?
For me it was Vietnam.
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Musk tried to file his thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters today, but it blew up on him before it could be delivered...like his rocket.
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And the garage door scammer called just now to talk to my Dad, and I am the one who actually answered the phone!!!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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At some point, people need to stop believing every bullshit thing that comes out of Elon's mouth.
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I just finished a press conference with the ACLU.
I can now tell you that I'm party to a lawsuit against the Trump administration in order to halt the malignant use of federal forces in this country in order to silence our voices.
It must stop.
It will stop.
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...which is way more than many folks right now.
I would like help setting up GoFundMes for both street medics and BLM. Can anyone help me do that?
Also, maybe one for a local food bank.
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Paying $18k for a 3-day Alpha Male Boot Camp just because you're a white dude in his 30s who never served is definitely peak 2024.
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This is full-blown antisemitism.
There is no nuance here.
Elon Musk is an existential danger to this country.
Deport his ass back to South Africa, dammit!
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There are two choices here:
1. Elon is a gullible moron who believes every conspiracy theory that passes in front of him, or...
2. He's intentionally misleading people.
The second option is the more disturbing one.
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For the cost of less than 30 cents per day, you too can upload hundreds of GB of porn to Twitter.
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My daughter Gina made this beautiful Christmas card.
She's always been very artistic, but this blew me away.
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It would have been nice, though, if they didn't claim that I'm the one who deleted the tweet.
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For those of you offended by my tweets, I'd like to remind you of something
h/t
@Jenseman83
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This whole thing seems completely corrupt and illegal.
Follow the money and you'll probably find DeSantis and Gaetz at the end of it.
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The really interesting thing about this tweet below is that Elon hates it.
In fact, he hates it so much that if you like it, the like will be removed about 15 minutes later.
Try it if you don't believe me.
That's your Mr. Free Speech Absolutist right there.
So thin skinned.
In today's
#vatniksoup
, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
1/24
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And now they've both disappeared from the internet.
This sure sounds like a Coyote operation to me.
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To do the most good, in the shortest possible time.
Our client Christopher David, a US Navy veteran, asked federal agents in Portland why they weren’t upholding their oath to the Constitution.
They beat and gassed him in response.
He’ll now have to get his answer in court.
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So, not the best start to Elon's day.
The Starship booster blew up and the 2nd stage, Starship itself, was lost.
At any rate, we'll hopefully get pictures of the launchpad and water cooled steel plate soon to see how much damage occured there.
None of this was a surprise.
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Walmart just suspended all advertising on Twitter/X. 😏
Once these MAGA knuckleheads start boycotting them, they'll basically have no place to shop anymore. 🤔
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Basically, the Space Farce stole their logo from Star Trek, and their motto from a Marvel movie.
You just can't make this shit up.
There are no words.
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I'd like to thank everyone for your tremendous support today. We are working furiously with some amazingly talented people on expanding and formalizing
#WallofVets
in supporting Black Lives Matter.
#BLM
We'll keep you posted on the progress that we're making.
#WallofVets
#BLM
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And while we're at it: Why do we have "Private" for-profit prisons operating in this country?
The whole idea is really fucking perverse...and gross...and counterproductive to our progress, as a nation.
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Chick magnet and noted expert on male masculinity, Andrew Tate, has been officially charged with kidnapping, human trafficking, sex trafficking and sexual abuse.
He could face up to 20 years in Romanian jail.
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Just to further explain.
I'm an Aerospace engineer.
And I spent decades working in the semiconductor industry.
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The MAGA fascists think they own us veterans.
They don't.
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