Happy Gilmore 2 was soooo fucking good! @AdamSandler @kylenewacheck.

Baby’s First @Mariners Game! ⚾️ #TridentsUp

When did Miners switch to Coke!? 🤮.

I’m listening to @badfriends_pod right now and I had to pause that shit and head over to Google for a fact check, because there ain’t NO WAY @howiemandel is almost 70.

If @jimmyfallon’s wig guy isn’t already the highest paid person on that set, they need to be. #witharmswideopen.

Doing a Decades Menu without Mexi Nuggets would be an absolutely insane move, @tacobell.

Grayson: I went to her apartment and all she had in the fridge was Mango Cart, cookie dough bites, and yogurt. Chantilly: Yeah, Taylor has always been a bachelor….respectfully.

My mom: Taylor, what’s a shawty?.

Thanks, boo! Appreciate the hell out of you! ❤️🫛.

RT @iamchriscoro: Self care is canceled we putting alcohol in slushees and actin out.

RT @ADAMDEVINE: LET’S STOP LET’S GO.

I didn’t agree with @ADAMDEVINE’s take on saying “let’s go” until seeing the Tom Brady roast commercial. I get it now.

RT @taelo_: If your butt stink thru your jeans you need to go to the hospital.

RT @AKidFromKent: Russ is out here collecting Seahawks Super Bowl opponent infinity stones.

Went to @tacobell SPECIFICALLY for the Crispanada. Ordered the Cheesy Chicken Crispanada Deluxe Box, got home, opened up the box and what did they not put in there? The freaking Crispanada. WHY DO YOU HATE ME, TACO BELL? 😭.

RT @jayythewave: dear apple when i turn my brightness down please leave it alone.

Grayson: Yeah, but you look like the long necked dinosaur when you do that. Me: It’s a brachiosaurus, you freaking idiot. Grayson: She can’t tell me what 7x7 is, but fucking flames me for not knowing what the long necked dinosaur is called. .

“I’m not trying to be creepy but I wanna bite your hands.” Well bro, that’s creepy.

I don’t know who @jimmyfallon’s wig guy is, but they deserve a raise.

The chopped and screwed version of Straight Outta Mordor, at the end of .episode 175: Live from Houston, absolutely SENT me. 😂 @podimportant.