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@iamchriscoro

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3 months
I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious
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3 months
“wYd oN vAleNtiNes dAy” Going to work bro it's Wednesday
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4 months
I remember I tried meal prepping one time and I ate all 5 meals in one day
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5 months
Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate
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4 months
She’s your girl but yes you still have to ask her to be your valentine bro
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8 days
i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol
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4 months
She's a 10 but she rewatches shows 3 times bc she has attachment issues.
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5 months
That era when u dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy
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5 months
Them : do alcoholics run in your family Me : no they drive
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3 months
in the gym with my brightness all the way down looking up how to do the exercises
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2 months
it does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that's the girl you want marry
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5 months
I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm
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9 days
Self care is canceled we putting alcohol in slushees and actin out
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4 months
I just wanna get rich the way y'all get pregnant unplanned and fast
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4 months
I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns
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5 months
The world so broke you don’t even find random money on the ground anymore
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1 month
“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
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26 days
You delete someones number and here come Apple Maybe: My Baby
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3 months
That “NO PHONE“ rule at jobs really never applied to me
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3 months
it's me and my "huh" against the world
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2 months
Nobody: Drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”
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1 month
I thought my mom was STRICT But watching this generation, she SAVED MY LIFE
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2 months
That hour we lost was the one when I was planning to go to the gym
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4 months
My playlist is bipolar. We either inlove, depressed or gangmembers
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5 months
It does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that’s the woman you want marry.
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4 months
Men, please vent to women. They DO care.
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1 month
If ur gonna quit anything this yr, quit being a dumb ass bitch
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3 months
I don't google anymore, I TikTok
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6 days
Her: did u pull out? Me: your party days are over darling
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2 months
Cheat? Babe my family raised alcoholics not cheaters
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1 month
Ppl who get drunk then go to work the next morning need to go to the ARMY ‼️
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1 month
Mfs were rude af in HS & now they want us to support their business man fuck you
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2 months
i’m 25, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow
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if you ever met me on a night i mixed my liquors, i’m so sorry fr
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3 months
Single ppl aren’t even the hoes anymore. It’s you people in relationships
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"u cried over me" Yea I also cry when idk what to wear so it aint a big deal
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3 months
I love unserious people so much because yes, everything is funny
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3 months
Ask a man what a good woman is & watch him describe a slave
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2 months
I do not like FaceTime unless we best friends or I’m in love with you
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21 days
i'll ghost u and still view your story idc this my phone
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2 months
If they banned tik tok how tf ima cook
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5 months
If you’re 25+ still cheating on your significant other please go to therapy
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1 month
So scared for summer what if I turn into a hoe
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29 days
Snitching at work is crazy, you weren’t even paid extra for that
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1 month
Day drinking dangerous bro. Im sending a “you up?” text at 5pm
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4 months
Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday.
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10 days
That last relationship knocked some sense into me I ain't been in one since
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4 months
I got 0 talking stages left in me.. ion gaf if you ate today.
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3 months
another summer with no white friends with boats
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1 month
It's so nice outside you can smell all the relationships ending.
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10 days
Next partner I get, I’m taking their ex out for food, I need both sides of the story
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5 months
"I can change him" Baby girl change your oil. :(
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27 days
I thought getting drunk with a Latina was gonna be sexy we argued for HOURS
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3 months
Date men who believe in date nights, baecations & random flowers
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4 months
just seen a girl re-park her car 5 times
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2 years
She don’t want a hot girl summer anymore, she wants to hit the gym, start her business, travel, & go to the beach.
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24 days
Thank god for Apple Pay cause I haven’t seen my card in 4 days
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6 months
I grew up watching Hannah Montana baby I know a double life when I see one
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14 days
Unfortunately, I don't want to rebuild bonds that I didn't break. You crossed the line, I didn't, so I'm good.
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2 years
Me at every party: “Pon Bad Bunny”.
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I wipe my OWN tears and tell MYSELF it'll be ok.
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13 days
This summer I’m only taking advice from two ppl Don and Julio
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15 days
U ever looked at someone and be like you really a liar fr & u just don’t stop
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4 months
I don’t check phones. But if I reach for it & u jump. Ima rock yo shyt
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5 months
I wanna go out, but not club out, more like bowling, painting, arcade out.
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1 month
“I’m just a girl” bitch you just a bitch
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2 months
Y'all get pregnant by dudes who gon need a ride to da baby shower
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2 years
Hit the gym, stay away from toxic guys, & enjoy your hot girl summer.
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2 months
“are u busy rn?” yes I’m going to take a nap
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4 months
FaceTiming me is for platinum members only
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11 days
Y’all be having girlfriends and still crave attention from women online
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1 month
Your ex is somewhere right now pretending to be in love just to have a place to stay
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21 days
I think my best friend and I need to go out for a little drinky drink
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7 months
I wanna have a Friendsgiving but I got like 2 friends & they can’t even cook
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4 months
just heard my ex's side of the story what I did was not good
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7 months
Me trying to memorize all the lyrics to Bad Bunny’s new songs
Tweet media one
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5 months
To everyone cheating I pray you get caught today
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5 months
Christmas in 2 weeks and everybody gifts is still at the store
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2 years
If he’s not making your legs shake, the gym will.
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4 months
You still a lil boy if having multiple females still excites you
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5 months
a CAR is a CAR. a JOB is a JOB. don’t let people belittle you
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2 months
i’m glad my ex cheated on me my new life cool as hell
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4 months
i respectfully ignore dms bc i promise you i’m not your soulmate
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5 months
My ex taught me that you definitely have to worry about the ugly ones
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2 months
WE OUTSIIIIIIIIIDE THIS SUMMER !! … after work tho & a little nap
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3 months
“i’m just a girl” ok psych ward patient number one
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1 month
I’m single so if u see me out on a date lmk if u wanna go on one too
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Once I lose my soft spot for you now I gotta show you how I ACTUALLY treat mfs
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28 days
bae let me see your phone i wanna start my diet.
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A grown man who needs multiple women is unhappy with himself.
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All the baddies are single rn.
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3 months
Sleeping With Multiple People is Not a Flex You’re Dirty
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Dating someone that pushes you to do better in life is very important 
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4 months
Idk how to date casually soon as i like you I’m loyal
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2 months
"you single?" Bro I'm traumatized leave me alone
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3 months
my friends needa get it together.. i wanna go to a wedding
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It’s margarita degrees outside
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4 months
If you miss me, just text me. Showing up in my dreams is crazy
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3 months
I drink on a empty stomach. Play with somebody else
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IDC if we just argued & I threw a tv at u. COME LAY DOWN
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