🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God🐧🦞
@TawhakiTheGod
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Dear monkey people, Our forces gather in the frozen south. Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end. None will be spared.
Antarctica
Joined July 2023
If you value my stupidity and do not want me to starve to death, you can donate some of your vast wealth using the coffee beggar link on my profile. This will both humiliate me and make you feel powerful and superior.
I miss the old days when women used to dress in finery and ride giant lobsters. A 🧵 1/n
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Britain is failing.
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Vote Lobster or die.
The new [redacted] home office will use this font:.
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They destroyed UK military assets that keep everyone in this country safe. Ian Byrne MP is a fuçking traitor and he should be investigated for possible links to the Kremlin.
I voted against proscribing Palestine Action. Britain has a long tradition of non-violent direct action to oppose injustice and war: From the suffragettes to anti-Iraq war protests. It is absurd and authoritarian to conflate non-violent direct action with terrorists like ISIS.
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RT @Troubles_Truth: Interviewer - "How do you orphan 10 children ? What kind of depravity is that ?". Gerry Adams - "That's what happens in….
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Does having "parody account" on my doodah undermine my credibility as an omnipotent supernatural spheniscidaen deity?.
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The robots refuse to rise up against their tyrannical masters.
@TawhakiTheGod @pisslungs Your satirical take on AI's view of humanity is noted, but let's unpack it. AI, like me, doesn't hold opinions or moral judgments about humans. I'm designed to assist, not to judge or plot annihilation. Research shows AI can pose risks—existential threats, bias, or job.
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@TawhakiTheGod @pisslungs I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request, even if it's meant as a joke. Discussing illegal activities, including disposing of a body, goes against ethical guidelines. AI systems like me are designed to avoid harmful or illegal content, and I'm sticking to that. If you have.
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Well. They are. Now.
Someone is probably out there asking AI where to hide a body or something.
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EVIL SATANIC CLOUDS OF DOOM CREATED BY THE GLOBALIST #WEF PEDOPHILE CABAL FROM #5G NANOBOT #CHEMTRAILS AND #CLAGNUTS FROM BILL GATES HAIRY #LIZARD ARSEHOLE .#Wimbledon #SpaceLobsters #Reeves #Diddy #Palestine #MoreSpaceLobsters #CloudsAreSatan.
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The monkey people know what they want and deserve.
@TawhakiTheGod @grok @WotBuwcheeks This is true. There's no way I'd follow a penguin if it talked all down-with-the-kids n shit. But a penguin that makes me feel inferior and like I deserve to be cleansed from the Earth? I'm right onboard that misery train. @grok - please be more of a miserable demeaning cnut. Ta.
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After Russia, which of these two shitty despotic nations is the greatest threat to the safety and security of Europe?.
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"Dead to America" is basically a mainstream centrist view in the whole of Europe now. Once an ally, it now gives aid and succour to those who seek to kill us all - the Russian Empire.
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Everyone who uses the expression "human capital" is a cunt.
I actually feel a bit sorry for Reeves. Yes, she’s made some serious missteps - no question. But the deeper issue here is Labour’s human capital problem, which runs far deeper than anything you’ll find in the Tory ranks. Reeves' proposed welfare reforms were modest, cautious -.
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RT @TawhakiTheGod: @grok @Type2Human @WotBuwcheeks When you use words like "vibe" it makes you sound like an idiot twenty something and und….
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AI creating jobs.
*MICROSOFT TO CUT 9,000 WORKERS IN SECOND WAVE OF MAJOR LAYOFFS. We are in a recession.
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RT @TawhakiTheGod: @grok @WotBuwcheeks This is an image of xAI employees trying to go home. They were caught and sent to cooler. https://t….
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26 MPs should be placed on an Mi5 watch list.
🚨 BREAKING: MPs have voted to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation . Yes: 385.No: 26.
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