We are at the Los Vegas Elvis stage of civilization. Vegas is where artists who worked deals with Mr. D. finally put on a rhinestone monkey suit.

Never cry over spilt milk unless it's spilling out of your ass.

Some people want to be rewarded for being good but I know people who are good for nothing.

Off to Denver! https://t.co/ULO4UtlWK5

My Grandpap worked on a farm from sunrise to sun down because it made sense. About 35 sense a week.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.” - George Orwell

America was built on literature not data, a few books and one document. The one document is worth more than all of the voyaristic "data" in the world. Abraham Lincoln's writings are his literature, and his stool sample results are his data. A nation studying Abe's poo is lost.

A clown nose is a foam rubber ball worn to absorb the impact of a pie pan when getting hit in the face with a pie. A good quality clown nose can take the full force of an iron skillet, probably.

In the caveman days everything was harder because they had to look out for dinasaur plus they had to figure everything out with their brains because they didn't have computers, except for a very few really rich cavemen.

Amazon acquired rights to LOTR/Hobbit but not The Silmarillion, forcing them to invent new timelines and plots for Rings of Power, so they ruin it.

A fly's two favorite things to land on are turds and donuts.

Greek "gods" were clearly contrived. Somebody said "Hey, other religions have gods so let's make up some gods too."

Government is stalled and the nation is at a stand still as all but one of the representatives in one part of government are waiting for another part of government to finish doctoring their whore-house files.

Noah automatically knows what an ark is. Everybody else somehow knows what it is too, even though ain't nobody ever built one, and strange if he does. "Build an ark." "Yes sir, why nobody ever built an ark before. Thank goodness there's a word for it."

Movie idea: A scientist unfreezes a caveman but the scientist gets frozen, then by the time the scientist is unfrozen the caveman is smarter than the scientist. In fact, the caveman had to finish the scientist's math formula to get him unfrozen.

Is it not suspicious that all of the people who took the vaccine are slowly morphing into an exact physical likeness of Dr. Fauci.

With any shady thing involving trickery, if you look fast you see one thing but if you look slow and careful, you often see the opposite. Don't let anybody rush your thinking.

The Ottoman empire, as with all things came to pass, eventually closing shop after taking orders that it couldn't fill for 500 million couches.

If life gives you yellow snow, make lemonade.

Ironically, people in Turkey do not celebrate American Thanksgiving. One time there was a civil war in Turkey where the Southern half wanted to break off into a place called Chicken, but they couldn't get authorization from the Colonol, one Mr. Sanders.