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A fast way to destroy New York
Zohran Mamdani’s advisers plan for socialized housing.. “Housing will be owned by a collective and everyone will be paying 30% of their income, in order to live in their housing.” “If someone makes $0 per year, they live for free — if someone makes $500k per year, they’re
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IF YOU LIVE IN LEXINGTON KENTUCKY AND A 6 FOOT 10 BALD MAN COME IN YO STORE AND ASK FOR A COKE TELL HIM THE MACHINE IS DOWN. HE IS IN TIME OUT. NO SODA. WATER ONLY.
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Shit like this just pisses me off
Brings a whole new meaning to “on the rocks”. I’ll have my eggs on the rocks 🪨 please!
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looks like Batman to me
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doing this for my kids after coming home from a month long bender in Vegas
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NEWS: 6-foot PG, Chris Paul, the No, 4 pick in the 2005 NBA draft, has committed to Mark Pope and Kentucky. The 40-year-old will play the 2nd half of this season. Paul previously played 2 seasons at Wake Forest and will have two years of eligibility with The Wildcats.
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Hilarious: Ian Eagle makes the PERFECT joke during Netflix's first NFL Christmas exclusive broadcast: "I don't know if somebody is like tuning into Netflix right now and thinking 'The kids from Stranger Things got really old." 😂😂😂 https://t.co/1wropyoaNC
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When I poison the milk to catch Santa and find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)
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Rudolph coming out of the pen.
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Your move @UKAthletics
NEWS: James Nnaji, the No. 31 pick in the 2023 NBA draft, has enrolled at Baylor, agents Gerard Raventos and Deirunas Visockas of Gersh Sports told DraftExpress. A monumental development: a former NBA draft pick is immediately eligible to play college basketball this season.
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Another hypothetical win for ND
Our Heisman. 🫶🏆 We are proud of you, Jeremiyah. ☘️
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let the kids believe in Santa, i believed the Undertaker & Kane were brothers
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“But not all seek rest and peace. Some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood.”
A 10-pound mini dachshund named Valerie vanished during a camping trip on Kangaroo Island, then somehow survived 529 days alone in the Australian bush. Rescuers spent months trying to trap her, stunned that such a tiny house dog had endured snakes, heat, and feral predators
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Tbh every time I see Maggie Gyllenhall all I can think of is this tweet
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