Tanked Putin
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Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - https://t.co/JVQDFnyeAk N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O
Colonial Empire of Muscovy
Joined December 2022
Russian society is built on violence. Everyone beats someone. Big kids beat small kids, mothers beat all kids, husbands beat wives, army guys beat civilian men and president send army guys to be beaten by Ukraine… I just hope no one will beat president.
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Gudrun Schyman och Alexander Karim borde åka till Butja och lära sig något om hur världen tyvärr ser ut. Krig slutar alltid vid förhandlingsbordet, så därför borde vi aldrig kriga och alltid förhandla. Ungefär så skulle man kunna sammanfatta den uppvisning i magiskt tänkande som
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Yet here we are, with fools in the West still repeating the lie that ‘NATO expansion’ caused the war against Ukraine.
Back in 2002, Putin said he had no problem with Ukraine joining NATO—because, in his own words, Ukraine is a sovereign nation.
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Ukraine can never be allowed to join NATO! Any Russian leader publicly approving Ukrainian NATO membership is a traitor and deserves to be deposed and “taken care of in an alley”… oops! 😳🫢
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500 dollar to own a piece of ruble!!! 1 ruble = 500 dollars russian economy is saved!!!
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Maybe I haven’t, but the double acting as me with uniform had a long career as janitor at an army surplus store. That is almost like serving in the military… right? 😬
The funny thing about Putin in a real military uniform and not just his wartime leader outfit is that he’s never served a single day in the military. Nice cosplay
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‼️IMPROVISE - ADAPT - OVERCOME‼️ MOTTO OF RUSSIAN🇳🇱 AIR DEFENCE NONE SHALL PASS🫡
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@TheFl0orIsLaVa Russian anti drone tech is clearly superior to decadent western “innovations” 😬
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Oh… apparently there are people counting the days 😳
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MIGHTY RUSSIAN ARMY REACHED KYIV!!! It took a little longer than three days, but who is counting? We now have photo evidence of Russian soldier planting Russian flag 🇳🇱 on the roof of Ukrainian Reichstag. 😬
🚨BREAKING NEWS Russian Ministry of Defense: ▪️ We have seized control of 10 settlements in Ukraine in the last week.🇷🇺
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True. We have buried over a million of them the past three and a half years. 🙄
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My propagandists aren’t very smart, are they? Why?… why would you deliberately mess with the dogs? #NAFO #NAFOArticleFive
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… it’s the good advice that you just didn’t take 🙄
“Avoid the dogs at all costs” This has to be the best advice I have received since I was recommended to give up my Kyiv offensive. 😬
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My propagandists aren’t very smart, are they? Why?… why would you deliberately mess with the dogs? #NAFO #NAFOArticleFive
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We didn’t like the oil and gas anyway. The value of it is totally overrated. So what that it’s almost a third of the state budget? We have Putin 🤡 Kiss-ass! 🙄
🚨⚡️ The Chairman of the Russian State Duma Volodin: “Russia’s real advantage isn’t oil, gas, or rare earths… it’s President Putin. While the West sinks into chaos, Putin alone steers Russia towards stability amid challenges and sanctions.”
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Just a normal smoking accident. If a single drone hits a Russian refinery, you can call me Meyer.
Russian Telegram channels report a drone attack on an oil refinery in Russian Ryazan. There are also reports about an attack on the military airfield in Ryazan.
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@AdamKinzinger They conveniently cut out the part where he puked in his oxygen mask just before he passed out due to mediocre g-forces (4.5g) 🥴
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@sashameetsrus @fredalmeida25 And if you put out enough propaganda white washing Russian war crimes, the government will fill your account with rubles… 🥴
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That’s right! Brainrot is our main military asset… 😬
@LinkofSunshine This post is rather insensitive but I should point out they managed to conquer the US without a shot, just by weaponizing online brain rot.
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As usual Russia only hit military targets. Military kindergartens, military hospitals and military hospitals. In this case it was a very military civilian car on a very military street in a extremely military residential area… 😬
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My vacation has been canceled. I guess I’ll have to go to Sochi instead… again 🙄 https://t.co/6t4XkSvJ0w
telegraph.co.uk
Hungary summit shelved after Russia refuses to freeze front lines and phone call between foreign ministers turns sour
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