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Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - https://t.co/JVQDFnyeAk N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O

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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
5 months
NAFO dog having lunch. We’re so on to all of you brain damaged cartoon dogs. FSB have cameras installed everywhere . 😬 https://t.co/XKhZKitRAJ
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@RussEmbSwe
пародийный аккаунт Russian Embassy, SWE
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‼️PEACE MODEL FOR UKRAINE FOUND‼️ 1. RUSSIA TAKES UKRAINIAN LAND 2. PROMISES MANY THINGS 3. RUSSIA BREAKS PROMISES THANK YOU CHINA FOR INSPIRATION🫡
@nexta_tv
NEXTA
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Hong Kong’s last pro-democracy party opposed to Beijing has shut down, Bloomberg reports Party members themselves voted to dissolve the Democratic Party. It had existed for 31 years. In a statement, they thanked their supporters and said they had always acted in the interests of
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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@Prune602
Prune60
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Meanwhile in Russian Media�� “Russians warned about the health risks of strong tea” Polonium is a heavy metal https://t.co/5BSnH04Rer
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Just a normal day in Russia. Heroic citizens upholding the noble Russian traditional values 😬
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Lady Liberty isn’t collapsing. Just taking a break… so very, very tired 😬
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Is Medvedev sobering up?
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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The American empire has fallen… in Brazil? 😳 We are now living in a nonpolar world and we are rushing to take up the role of world hegemon. Just have to mop up things in Ukraine. Gives us three days 😬
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Russian submarine converted to… submarine 😳
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Repeat tweets are fucking boring.
@booyahviking
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Repeat tweets are fucking boring.
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Who said we do not have indoor plumbing in Russia? It’s more available than in the decadent west where you hide it behind locked doors 😳
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@RussEmbSwe
пародийный аккаунт Russian Embassy, SWE
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‼️LADA BEST QUALITY CONTROL‼️ EVERY CAR INSPECTED BY TEAM OF SPECIALIST ENGINEERS PROCESS UNIQUE IN WORLD RUSSIA WINS AGAIN🫡
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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In Russia a new rocket powered bus was tested, but the science nerds considered Newton’s third law as decadent western propaganda and did not aim the rockets backwards to propel the bus forward… Russian technology is second to none! 😬
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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“Hungary has been preparing for years for the global transformation now unfolding. That is why, despite the current turmoil, Hungary is positioned to be one of the biggest winners of what lies ahead.” Is being poorest in EU part of the master strategy?
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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We are decommissioning our old Soviet era equipment one aircraft at the time 😳
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Da! This is the multipolar world. Freedom for the global south, exchanging the imaginary oppression of the west for new masters. But it’s ok because they want revenge for the colonisation that ended long before they were born 😬
@JustAJaneJ
UncleSamsNaughtyFella
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the current administration’s plan🤡
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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This is very damaging for Russia. Do not spread this decadent propaganda. It might be true, but I don’t like it. So please do NOT retweet. 😬
@BenniKim
Kim BENNI
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Moscow’s hired guns keep repeating that we can’t use the $300bn of frozen Russian assets in Europe and that doing so would be “unprecedented.” Except… it’s false. Without even going back to the Cold War, the U.S. confiscated about $1.7bn from Iraq’s central bank after the 1990
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Having the Euro with my face on could only mean one of two things. Either EU would win a war with Russia, or the Ruble is absolute trash not worth keeping… or maybe it’s both?😳 I’m not sure my vatniks understand the implications of what they say.
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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These are the Russian traditional values. It shouldn’t surprise any one. Yet, the decadent western mind cannot grasp this and think Russia can be reintegrated into the world if only Ukraine could be persuaded to give up.
@Gerashchenko_en
Anton Gerashchenko
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War historian Antony Beevor explained in an interview with The Telegraph why Russia commits such atrocities in Ukraine: He argues that Russia has historically developed a belief that conspicuous cruelty is a necessary weapon of war. According to the historian, while Europe went
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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“Russia has an endless supply of manpower”… just not from Russia. 🙄 Lucky Russia does not have any racism. There is no way importing labourers will cause any friction with the Russian population 😬
@UKikaski
OSINT Intuit™
8 days
Kapotnya Oil Refinery, Moscow. Hundreds of Indian, Vietnamese, Afghan, and Central Asian men in a endless queue for jobs that used to be done by local Russians. The cameraman says it outright: “No local men left.” Official casualty figures are classified by the Kremlin, but
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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I don’t seethe problem. I open my mouth and lies come out. You know it. I know that you know it. You know that I know that you know it. … and yet you listen to me every single time. You simply want to believe me. But that is on you 😬
@khodorkovsky_en
Mikhail Khodorkovsky
8 days
The most dangerous moment in dealing with the Kremlin is when Putin opens his mouth. He guaranteed Prigozhin’s safety weeks before blowing him out of the sky; promised Ukraine peace days before attacking. 🧵 We may have to deal with him, but we must never trust him [1/13]
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@TankedPutin
Tanked Putin
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Yes, he is right. Europe is panicing and you should really listen to what I’m saying… wait… no, you should not listen to what I’m saying. Go back to sleep. It’s not good for me if you’re prepared… The eternal peace is till here. Shhh… 😴 😬
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