This will be my last tweet. There's nothing left for me here. I'm done screaming into the void. I get sick every time I'm on here. My friends know my phone number. 💋

This dude gets me. Dad's approval = be smart, sarcastic,TOUGH, don'ttake any shit from people." My dad's speech at my wedding included a story about me (bride) getting into a fight at school. He was so proud. That was the only time he cried that day https://t.co/YfhY9MOJhS

I had the most WONDERFUL dream last night 🌙💃 I truly can't remember the last time I had a dream that I liked... This self-care thing slaps 💆🏻‍♀️

Thriving 🪷 again today ✨️ I'm lucky to have a strong friend group that's 💯 ride-or-die for me I built that group with my love, time, and personal interest in other people Now, when I need a shoulder to cry on, I have one for every day of the week. You can't buy that 🫶

"You're funny," they tell me.... It's what I always hear... but for the life of me, half the time, I can't remember whatever I said to make them say that. It's schtick schtick schtick all the time with me.

The billionaire class? Doing phenomenally well. Huge corporations? Enjoying record profits. Working families? Falling further and further behind. Yes, it’s time Congress prioritized the needs of our people.

Achieving high fusion performance and long-pulse operation is one of #ITER's key missions and an essential milestone towards a fusion power plant. Experts discussed related challenges at a recent meeting at the @iaeaorg in Vienna. https://t.co/9sCzyc0KzR @iaeaorg

The fabrication of the first neutral beam cryopump, which will be tested at the MITICA test facility in Italy, draws near to completion as a result of good collaboration between the ITER Organization, @fusionforenergy, and supplier SDMS (France). More at: https://t.co/MIcZeE5YJR

Goddammit... I took French for 5 f-cking years...... and I can tell you that voilá wasn't on any test... neither was "sacre bleu!" or "hohn-hohn-hohn!!"

Sorry you got excited that we almost looked into your application for a small fraction of relief from your #debtslavery... What we MEANT to say was... 💀

Taste those roasted red peppers! Oh, and the #tofu is so firm it's satisfying to tear into... Like a #gyro This is food living. This is how I went from a 14 to a 6. You don't have to starve, honey 😘 #10minutemeal #delicious #healthy #filling #Vegan #Foodie #foodphotography

Stuff the wraps with the roasted red poppers 🌶 and tofu 😋, top your plantains with #salsa and viola!

The #airfryer #plantains from the other day get #vegan butter and some spring onions before I give them a quick zap in the microwave... * Pro-tip: plantains can be really dey and starchy, so break them up to expose the inside to buttery goodness....

Assemble wraps with #hummus, #carrots, #romain lettuce, and those pickled red onions I can't seem to get enough of... I'm using these low-carb wraps from #aldi)

Roast the teriyaki $tofu and red #pepper until you see a light char on both sides...

Tell me I'm crazy but I eat delicious food all day, and I look and feel sexier and sexier every time I look in the mirror. Let's see the recipe for this DAMN good meal! Thread me:

NFN but this is a reason I really love being me. I have such good insticts about what people are really up to. Could be the speech patterns or body language, but I sense intentions. Ex. @TulsiGabbard fraud. I always know when I'm being fed a line... I should place bets on this💩

#sweet #snack break! Mmm! Preserves and some kind of Norwegian seed crackers. #Aldi knows what time it is!

#sweet #snack break! Mmm! Preserves and some kind of Norwegian seed crackers. #Aldi knows what time it is!

I taught myself this *sushi 🍣 technique in college, and it's ALWAYS delicious. Never be scared to learn something WAY out of your wheelhouse. And yeah, I didn't use sushi rice, and there are a LOT of "inauthentic" things about this recipe, but imitation is the greatest flattery