Eric Schmidt
@TalkingSchmidt
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Comedian, Actor & Voice Actor. Comedy on Cracked, WaPo, Chicago Trib. VO for Grubhub, Natty Light, & OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Live Snakes at the Gutter.
New York, NY
Joined August 2020
You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through
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Don Jr. is deeply saddened by the loss of all that cocaine.
Deadly US obliteration of Venezuelan drug boat may not be the last, Trump admin ominously warns
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Whoa. A war on drugs. Has anyone tried that before?.
Sec Rubio says the Trump admin is going to “wage combat” against drug cartels flooding US
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Thoughts and prayers have failed me again.
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Woody Allen heaps praise on Trump in new podcast with Bill Maher: ‘He was a pleasure to work with’
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If you think Trump is bad, just wait til his idiot son Donald W. Trump is president.
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New York City better have some fireworks ready for when it happens.
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The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
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If you’re in line to wish ill on bad people, STAY IN LINE.
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized with multiple broken bones after his vehicle was "struck from behind at high speed" in New Hampshire, his spokesperson said Sunday.
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Our prayers are kinda working.
Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in New Hampshire car wreck after helping domestic violence victim: spokesman
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We are being Weekend at Bernie’s’d.
The White House press pool had a "brief glimpse" of Trump when he arrived at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, this morning.
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I left nyc for a week last Saturday and literally had the thought “I hope Trump doesn’t die while I’m out of town cuz I’d wanna be in NYC when he dies.” So this is kinda on me, guys. Sorry. I’m back now, tho, so any time would be great.
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Sad to hear.
Donald Trump has been spotted heading to play golf at his resort in Virginia.
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There should be a setting on your phone that will alert you if the president dies by shooting little fireworks out of the charger port.
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This is like when Family Guy came back.
BREAKING: Cracker Barrel caves, reinstates original logo after pressure from critics, including President Trump
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