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This November's election is existential for Trump, at least to his current way of life. Be prepared for the GOP to pull out all the stops. They'll disenfranchise, race-bait, call for violence & anything else that'll prevent you from voting.
So get your voting plan together now.
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Warnock is looking good, Fetterman looks great. Now if Tim Ryan can get over the hump in Ohio, Manchin and Sinema would be neutered in the Senate.
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Ok they’re tweeting “Should Joe suspend his campaign?” Nope, Put it in high gear Joe.
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Why tf is Tim Tebow still getting signed to NFL teams but Colin Kaepernick can’t get a legitimate look?
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I just cast my vote for President Joe Biden in the primary. 4 more years!
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I usually don't come on Twitter to brag, but I just wanted everyone to know that as of tonight I sit on exactly the same number of Congressional Committees as MTJ and host exactly the same amount of cable news shows as Lou Dobbs.
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Sorry for subtweeting the news tonight. Why are they bitching about Biden not bringing new faces in? We just tried new faces and almost 300k are dead and probably many times that number are about to lose their homes. This isn't the time for inexperienced public servants.
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Dear NFL,
First we bought Prime to get the Thursday night game. Now you want people to subscribe to Peacock for one playoff game? Pay per view isn't the way you want to play this. Stick with selling advertising or you'll lose a bunch of viewers.
The Fans
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My fellow Blacks,
This is what the GOP thinks of you. As per usual, do not fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
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I am an American that's willing to go through Hell or high water to show you just how dissatisfied I am with you and your party. See you at the polls in November.
#mitchplease
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Pro tip: The move isn’t to pray to god to heal you after realizing Covid has set up in your lungs and will force you on a ventilator. The actual move is to use the vaccine that God gave the scientists the ability to create and thank Him for giving them the smarts to create it.
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I really wish Twitter would kill the auto refresh feature. Sucks when you glance at an interesting looking tweet and go to read it and 'POOF' it's gone.
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Oh damn I almost forgot it's been 3 years since my first pFizer Covid shot (4/15/2021). I'm not dead, no shaking, no cancer, no mind control. My only side effect has been peace of mind.
Anyone else?
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Dear Media,
Instead of dragging Bill Barr back onto your networks to ask him if he's voting for Trump, how about asking him why he made the Trump hush money federal charges go away for Trump but let Michael Cohen go to jail?
We see you.
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So we can spend money to send a rocket 7 million miles to collide with an asteroid to see what happens but can't fix the water in Flint Michigan or Jackson Mississippi?
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The fact that they want to start a 2nd Civil War because Brown people want to come here and work is as wild as starting the 1st Civil War because they wanted to force Brown people here to work.
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Went to dinner with my MAGA friend, his daughters and one of their boyfriends. The girls asked me who I voted for. They were surprised I proudly said Biden.
Folks I've got 5 would-be Biden voters I'm working on converting for 2024. Wish me luck!
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Made it to Af-Florida-Stan to meet my new niece. We are plotting how we’re going to get her full bodily rights back. I’m explaining that I’ll vote religiously for the next 18 years and then she’ll join in 2040.
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4 years ago I was among a rush of people in a Walmart in Anaheim, CA running through the store to get to an overpriced package of 1 ply no-name toilet paper....So yes I am better off today than I was 4 years ago.
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Only in America can you find 7 undiscovered bodies while searching for the guy you had your eyes on, who murdered his girlfriend, but you let disappear.
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Joe Biden could shoot the vaccine into the arm of an anti-vaxxer in the middle of 5th Avenue and I'd still vote for him in 2024.
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I use Tucker's opening monologue as my personal Doomsday clock. The more he's freaking out, the better the world doing based on my beliefs.
Judging from the first 5 minutes of his show, today was a pretty good day.
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The Right says Obama divided the Country. Outside of being Black, what exactly did he do to create this division? The answer is nothing. He was avg on policy, landed a healthcare bill, brought us out of recession, killed Bin Laden and wore a tan suit.
How is this divisive?
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I think the uproar about Zelenskyy not wearing a suit is because he's got his guns out and is actually doing man-shit. All these pretend tough-guy tv hosts and pundits don't like him because he's turned into Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
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Dear Maga,
Stop posting Prime meat or rarified poultry prices to prove your point that inflation is up. Nobody cares what you paid for your spoon fed Wagu prime rib or your fancy turkey that was suckled from birth by the Virgin Mary. You decided to buy spendy meat, live with it.
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My first dose of the Pfizer vaccine is in my arm! One more to go!
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Out to a baseball game. Waitress goes “Sorry, it’s a bud light”
I said “Not me, lemme take a selfie”
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Fret not Democrats,
You see, Mr. Hur has earned himself an all expenses paid trip to the Hill to talk about his report and his grand prize is being questioned by Democrats. We've got absolute killers on all the committees and they're going to slice him up good.
Don't give up.
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Just started the latest season Handmaids Tale, reminded me to thank each and every one of you that voted and saved us from this last November.
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I just paid 1.29 for 18 large eggs. Ain’t no way Jason Chaffetz paid $90.00 for a turkey unless Gordon Ramsey cooked the mf’er himself and served it to Jason on golden plates.
They out here lying on the birds man.
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Me, my 22 yr old daughter (TX) and my 1.5yr old neice (FL). They’ve each lost rights they were born with because of Trump’s court picks. I’ve always been a Democrat, but now I’m fighting harder so they don’t lose any more rights.
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Imagine facing 20 years in prison because you took your GI Joe Cosplay and tried to disrupt the electoral process for a conman. When these people come out of this fog the former guys name is gonna be mud.
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My company just mandated vaccines company wide by mid December. Gosh I wish I worked in the office today so I could witness the absolute meltdowns….
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The real question should be “Why is Ted Cruz watching Russian military ads?”
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I get flack when I tweet about student loan forgiveness. FTR I don't qualify for forgiveness nor did I qualify for any of the Covid stimulus payments,unemployment and I didn't try to scam PPP.
Just because I'm not getting help doesn't mean I can't cheer for others who do.
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Just found out my cousin in NY died last night of Covid. She just turned 55 healthy, no vaccine......Please don't take chances with this shit.
Take the shot for better chances of pulling through it folks.
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I know people are bored by Judge Luttig's speaking style. But keep in mind you are listening a master on the subject he's speaking on. I'm grateful to listen to it.
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I usually keep all my Black Friday deals to myself, but, I heard Mar-A-Largo memberships are going to be 98% off on January 21st.
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Woot! My mom just got her first covid vaccine. I'm happy she's now been patched in and I'll be able to track her via the Antifa network.
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I love the fact that Jen Psaki is on Katy Tur's show right now talking to Katy like she used to talk to Peter Doocey.
o'l slick-hating ass Katy
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Gov Noem having a years long affair, Boebert acting like a sexed-up up schoolgirl in public, CPAC dude sexually harassing aides, and Republican after Republican getting convicted of child sexual crimes.
I’ll pass on your bullshit Family-Values schtick GOP.
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6-3? Really?
3 Supreme Court Justices thought that it'd be ok for State Govt to arbitrarily disregard the will of the people and put whoever they want into office?
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I'm not saying you should follow me but I always return my shopping cart to the cart corral.
#stopdoordings
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I'm such a Woke Democrat that I got out of bed today totally unaffected by Hunter Biden being punished for his actions. I haven't considered rioting, smearing poop on the capital, writing songs or even editing Hunter's head onto Rambo's body.
What is wrong with me? Am I broken?
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Flight is delayed but McD’s ice cream machine is working!
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I live in Tennessee where we have a US Senator who has what seems is not even a basic understanding of Socialism but talks about it nonstop.
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Anyone else want to brag on your Sate’s representation?
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Somebody: "Did Palin really lose the special election in Alaska?"
Me: "You betcha!"
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Door guy at this day club we just made it to. Check his shirt.
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Lindsey Graham will challenge the GA subpoena on grounds that it erodes the balance of power and prevents him doing his job.
Using that logic, wouldn't not answering a subpoena erode the Courts' power and prevent them from doing their job?
Do we elect representatives or Kings?
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Merry Christmas Y'all,
My daughter flies in today and my sister in law made deviled eggs with sweet relish! I'm simple to please, so if about forty thousand of you would reply below saying you'll be voting Blue to save Democracy in 2024, this'd be the best Christmas ever.
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I just watched the extended interview with the Colorado shooters dad and I had no words. Then I read about the mother and the grandfather.
Now I'm just sitting here staring off into space like......
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Did Tucker Carlson really try to come for the military and then act shocked when they came right back at his ass? You know it stung when they pointed out he never served.
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Listen up 20-Something’s of Twitter, sleep in now because when you’re in your 40’s you’ll automatically wake up between 5:30 and 6:30 am every day for no good reason.
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So they’re doing a Anglo Saxon Party now? I’m sure they’re shocked that it’s blowing up in their faces less than 24hrs after it was announced.
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My childhood neighbor is on Jeopardy today and it’s pretty cool.
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Feeling kind of cute. Might go buy some Carhartt later and do something rugged.
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Joe isn't there for their silliness today and now they're going back to the office to write mean things about him.
Also, I just used 'there, their and they're' in a sentence for the first time ever.
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@SumFacet
Why do you think we hate Whites? Also money is green and that means we can move wherever we want.
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Tim Scott flew all the way to Texas to complain about the border not being secure, when he could have simply walked across the building to the House and implored his fellow Republicans to support the Border bill that would help secure the border.
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I see Rudy has caught Covid and everyone is laughing about it on Twitter. Im kind of disappointed in you people.........for not letting me know sooner so I could laugh about it too.
#MaskItOrCasket
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Seriously, what moral or ethical objection could you have to oppose voting rights for every eligible voter?
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If you didn’t grow up at a time when one of these were considered a special treat from grandma,granny,grams or gammy…we are not the same.
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Damn Taylor Swift is so bad for football that her boyfriends’ team is going back to the Super Bowl and it’ll be probably one of the most watched ever thanks to the Swifties.
Seems like a fantastic problem for the NFL to have to me.
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Since Nicole Wallace calls Trump the 'Twice impeached, disgraced, former President', I wonder if she'll do me a solid and call Ronna ROMNEY-McDaniel the 'Lying, Opportunistic, Insurrection supporting, former RNC Chair' when she comes on her show?
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I see Ashli Babbit trending again. They want the name of the officer so they can doxx him. He's Black and they're hope he gets some sort of vigilante justice.
That man did his job and needs to be protected by the full resources of the federal government.
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It's totally acceptable to start over and re-wash a load of laundry after you've forgotten to take it out of the dryer for two days and its as wrinkled as a box of raisins right?
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Captain just came on the intercom and said they found a problem with a tire on the landing gear and they’re checking to see if it’s ok to fly. This is my “wtf man?’ face.
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That shit that went down at Ole Miss is proof that colleges actually need to focus on CRT. When you've got a crowd of 20-somethings standing around laughing and the police telling the Black woman to calm down while a White man makes monkey gestures at her, that's a problem.
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How about instead of bashing Biden for the Middle East, we get off our asses and send him back with meaningful margins in the House and Senate next year and a mandate? Let's empower Democrats with enough votes to negate the backsliders that keep screwing up what they try to do?
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So Covid is still around, just spent Mother’s Day in the ER with my mom. She passed out suddenly this afternoon and we found out she tested positive while we were there. I’ve made it almost 3 years without catching it, we’ll see if my streak continues…
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Sure Stacy Abrams questioned the results her election.
But, Stacy Abrams did not assemble a team of grifters, cause an insurrection, lie about Chavez, file frivolous lawsuits, release a Kraken, ruin old ladies lives, fart in court or bleed hair dye down her face.
Facts matter
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Didn’t expect to see a 13 year old boy with his hands up shot to death today. Why are the officers always so shocked? I mean damn you just pointed your weapon and fired it into a human, what’d you think would happen. 🤬
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Dear Media,
They've already lost one juror, how about shutting the fuck up about who the jurors are or who the jurors could be, because you're only helping them be found out and intimidated, delaying this process.
I wish Judge Merchan could hold the media in contempt.
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Delta is running rampant here in Middle TN. Today my FB timeline looks like a Southern Tent Revival. "Pray for my friend","Pray for my spouse","Pray for my sibling" "Pray for the nurses/doctors"
I pray that this experience helps the skeptics trust the science that god gifted us.
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Caravan update: MSNBC just reported the caravan was down to 1500 scary brown people. It was at 6000 yesterday per MSNBC. Did 3/4 of the scary people give up or were they just there for a staged photo op?
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My nerves are not going to be able to handle MTG, Gym, Goehmert and Gaetz on the Jan 6th select committee. Anyone know of an island I can maroon myself on until this is over?
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I don't know about you guys but Josh Hawley will never be the arbiter of Masculinity in any paradigm in which I may exist.
I tossed around a few ideas and configurations and couldn't get there in any dimension.
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Velshi says AZ is going to expand its 2020 election audit. They still haven’t found any fraud but want to look further. I think it’s time to find out who’s getting paid and who’s got stake in the company doing the audit.
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Kyrsten Sinema must’ve thought her “fuck-off” ring was too subtle. I think we all get the the message after she skipped the vote on the 1/6 commission.
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Instead of saying "It's the Mother's fault for putting her children in the river", they should ask "What would cause a mother to risk their lives to cross that river?"
People don't risk their kids lives for a criminal charge, bus ride and the scorn of half a country for nothing.
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Awww poor MAGA who cheered when women's rights were taken away, when people were gassed and shot with rubber bullets, when kids were put in cages, when Benghazi was overly investigated and when women's rights were taken away.
Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun is it?
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I'm there were only 3 TV channels and you knew it was time to go to bed when they played the Star Spangled Banner old.
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I’m currently drinking directly from my glass at the Waffle House since my waitress hasn’t come back with a straw. I’ve tried everything else on the menu, please don’t let this be what kills me.
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I'm seeing a lot of Affirmative Action crap about Judge Brown Jackson. It makes me smirk because all they're doing is pissing off Black Women. Keep it up, you're helping engagement.
You do remember what happened in 2020 when we were engaged right?
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They've called Biden old, washed up, addled, demented, sleepy, past his prime, a liar, a stutterer and illegitimate.
He steps out and calls them "Ultra Maga" and suddenly, it's a problem.
They bullied the wrong guy this time.
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I wish nothing but the best for the Afghan people.
But if I spend 20 years teaching you how to fight and the first thing you do when I leave is drop your weapons and run, I'm out.
We're tired and did our part. They have to decide what kind of country they will be.
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To anyone doubting Fetterman, Joe Biden had an aneurysm, dropped out POTUS race but kept his Senate seat. That was 34 years ago, he's POTUS today and he's been kicking ass ever since.
Fetterman is fine, focus on the guy talking about Bulls screwing cows.
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Hotel selfie before Bourbon…..
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One of my biggest dilemmas in life is buying a box of ice cream sandwiches and not eating all 12 in a sitting.
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Fani Willis and her Dad have made this the best Black History month in a long time. Whether wanted or not, everyone is learning some real Black History these last two days.
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How bad does it have to get before Trump forces Tim Scott and Byron Donalds to wear those golden sneakers on stage and calls them his African Americans?
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I just got off the phone with the President and we figured out a way to end the Border Crisis. We're going to have Laura Trump go to the border and sing to them. The migrants should be gone in like seven minutes tops.
You're welcome.
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Joe Biden's stock market finished at it's highest level ever the last two days, I bought gas for 2.48/galloon the other day, Eggs are cheap, My 401k is up 16.64% year to date and the McRib is back.
Why would you consider screwing this all up with a vote for Trump?
#comeonman
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All done with my 2nd dose. FTR the Bluetooth update requires an activation code. Obtain code at Promo Code: SOROS
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Looks like the Rogan stans are coming for Howard Stern....won't end well for them.
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Seeing a lot of hate on raisins in cookies lately. Stop the hate y’all raisins are for baked goods too.
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Question: Do you eat your steak with or without steak sauce? I just judged a person for asking for steak sauce before tasting the meat and maybe I’m missing something.
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Has anyone checked with Sallie Mae to see if the Jan 6 Bomber has a student loan? If so, they will find them.
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My fellow Blacks, I again show you the welcoming inclusiveness of the Republican Party. Please take note of what Rep Collins is applauding and realize that if something they do upsets you, YOU TOO can be made fun of by folks making monkey gestures.
Vote accordingly
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People trying to make Fani Willis' love life a thing have no problem with Clarence Thomas deciding against releasing text messages that implicate his wife Ginni's actions around the J6 Stop the Steal rally.
Your hypocrisy is showing.
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Can someone explain to me how Caitlyn Jenner went from accepting 'Woman of the Year' to become a vocal critic of the Trans community?
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