TJ Fixman
@TJFixman
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Screenwriter, Professional Make Stuff Upper: Features, Video Games, Comics. Carry On coming Dec 13th. Rep: Brillstein. https://t.co/iuTo8GHBRW
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Good vibes received. Thanks, Internet. And get ready for THE SEVENTH MAN.
variety.com
Amazon MGM Studios��� United Artists and Scott Stuber are teaming with 'Carry On' writer T.J. Fixman on the action thriller 'The Seventh Man.'
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Is it me, or does Nick Jonas look like scientists tried to clone @mulaney and popped him out of the oven too fast?
#NickJonas says scrutiny about the Jonas Brothers' "purity rings" was "very inappropriate" and doesn’t believe it would be tolerated today: "It was a bizarre time." "There was a lot of interest in our sexual life during our teenage years, which was odd," Joe told Variety.
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This is the kind of wild take that can only come from the use of crazy recreational enhancement devices.
Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus." https://t.co/hejH9Evume
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I love QT, but after reading the below, I fear my eyebrows may never return to their neutral position. Dano is the man.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "Dano is weak sauce, man. He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy.”
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Carry On is most definitely a Christmas movie, so treat yourself to a watch this month.
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I feel like you wrote my story as well here. And probably thousands of other writers. Nicely done, and well-put.
So I’ve seen some backlash against “write your spec” on this device lately. And as a big proprietor of the movement (I mean — it’s my hashtag) I thought I would share a story with you all. And I promise you it’s not going where you think it’s going.
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I am 100% down for this series, and not just because game writer @drewholmes named a character WHO COLLECTS BULL TESTICLES after me in FC5. @RMcElhenney, hit up my reps at Brillstein. I am ready to bring this character to the small screen.
FX has ordered a series adaptation of Ubisoft’s “Far Cry” franchise from Noah Hawley and "It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s" Rob Mac. The series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season. https://t.co/N2KZufT25O
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Kevin Spacey says "I literally have no home" after losing millions: "I’m living in hotels... The costs over these last seven years have been astronomical." “We are in touch with some extremely powerful people who want to put me back to work.” https://t.co/QvrT3D2977
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Squid Games: The Challenge claims to be a reality-show version of the popular Netflix show but I’m looking around and I don’t see any baby contestants sooooo
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This morning I woke up to find my wife had left to walk the dogs without me, so I walked outside, saw her walking down the darkened street, and Naruto-ran towards her like the children in Weapons. TL;DNR: I think I might be single now but some pranks are worth it.
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Also I cannot believe I co-signed something from Rob Schneider but here we are.
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I co-sign this. Thank you, @TSA!!
Let’s ALL be grateful to the fine men and women of the @TSA who are ALL UNPAID WORKERS but love their country & are STILL WORKING! They cannot accept monies from passengers but they can ACCEPT GIFT CARDS; for FOOD, GAS, COFFEE & DONUTS!Please show them YOUR LOVE w/cards!
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Is it true that Devil’s Night (aka Mischief Night) is unknown to folks outside New Jersey and Massachusetts??
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If you could wave a magic wand and make your dog understand everything you said for five seconds, what would you say to them?
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As a die hard fan of @StephenKing's IT, I am all in on Welcome to Derry. Holy hell, what a pilot. Congrats to everyone involved, I am excited for the next episode.
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Identity doesn't get enough love as a movie. It may not be perfect, but what a cool concept.
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This is super cool. I was there the day they shot that exterior and I was blown away when I saw all the traffic added in.
@TJFixman Add another accolade to the list. 'Carry-On' made it onto VFX Artist React! (They reacted to the Great CGI =P ) https://t.co/D5Gacr8XBv
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