“Latina pussy is the wettest” Quarterback Jalen Hurts on settling into his new home in Tijuana.

Where the hoes at

This shit sack of a team actually pulled it off. The Fentanyl Percs start 1-0. (We are so fucked) #geeked

Seasons already over cause Will Levis is an Israeli spy and Dak Prescotts parents are cousins.

WE’RE BACK. The Fentanyl Percs roll into the piss and shit ridden streets of San Francisco to take on the @SFBOOTYMUNCHERS for week 1. When asked to comment superstar quarterback Jalen Hurts stated, “We bouta inject these streets with all the fent they can handle” #fentlean

I pulled up on @DReverseCowboys jefa off the honey pack

We’ve been eliminated from the playoffs. Time to end up in a k hole with some hookers till next season. #TisTheSeason

"please dont stink"

Why can’t anything ever go right just gonna end it all #GoBirds

This weeks Most Valuable Percaholic is once Ceedee Lamb. Who simply stated that he’s putting the league on notice that he is the true creampie king. #HuevosDeep #AntiChildSupport

The Tijuana Fentanyl Percs defeat the Baltimore Creampie Kings who ain’t on Twitter. The Percs move to 8 and 2. Won’t stop me from driving into a tree tho. #DUI #Seeing3X

When she walked in I was standin' by the bar. Soon I saw you girl my dick was standin' hard. She so wet I make that pussy fart. Pussy good, I just might buy you a new car.

women be 21 talkin bout "i dont have time for games" yes u do

fuckin raw is what make a nigga go crazy fr dat lil pussy juice slip in my pee hole den travel to my brain and have me stressing tf out

This weeks Most Valuable Percaholic goes out to Ceedee Lamb who was seen terrorizing a lina de perico before getting into some latina pussy. #EscobarMentality 🦜💧

We’re so back! The Tijuana Fentanyl Percs move to 7-2 after a victory over the the @EPlatinoheat. Now Iam just let the depressive thoughts keep eating away at me. #GeekSquad 💊💯

Me tonight watching the kids OD on the fentanyl laced Kit Kats I gave them #OverDoseNation 😤💊💯😤💊💯

Im going killing myself funded by American tax payer dollars.

After a stat correction the Tijuana Fentanyl Percs have officially won their week 7 game against @SATORTALVRZ and move to 6-1. I might actually not kill myself this week.

We lost to a kicker and she won’t let me nut inside.

While on his way to power bottom some 300+ tortas while feeding them Carl’s Jr famous stars the our GM finalized a 3 team trade with the @DenverDUIs and the @ACityBookies. Tijuana acquired Ceedee Lamb and Kyle Pitts in exchange for Brian Robinson Jr, Curtis Samuel and 2 picks.