Successfully negotiated with Hammas (San Antonio Skante Kings) for the safe return of Kyren Williams

we’re talking playoffs baby.

You’ll get em next time, champ. @EPlatinoheat

It was personal this week. This one is for you mom and dad @HaileeSteinfeld and @JoshAllenQB. Fuck you @TJFentanylPercs.

airtight in @TJFentanylPercs bbl rn 120-119. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Brb showing up to sports center with a gun

Come win a championship with the big dawgs. 3 teams with unpaid dues? Couldn’t be us.

1st Rd Pick just touched down. Welcome to Denver @keoncoleman6. Should be an electrifying combo with @JoshAllenQB.

Lyin bitch ! No chargers for the boy. Fuck everyone.

Showed all these little boys how fantasy football is played. Year 2 is gonna be even better. Fuck everyone, don’t talk to me.

My team in the fantasy championship 🥲

Semifinals☑️. Jobs not finished. For the 3rd and last time this season, fuck the TJ percohomos.

are we ready for some December football?

nobody: the two managers with playoff BYE's:

12-2 end of regular season. Idk where we would be if drinking and driving was illegal.

EVEN WHEN WE LOSE WE FUCKING WIN. 1st SEED SECURED. thank you @SFBOOTYMUNCHERS. @CVbrownpride and @TJFentanylPercs go hump each other, catch zero fish, and die. bring me my 24oz - week 13 big kahuna, OUT.

it’s okay. everything is okay. we are okay. I’m okay.

It stinks down here

Down 4 starters this week. Don’t matter. Fuck @CVbrownpride. Show me ur papers ese

It’s a good week to be a negligent fuck and get behind the wheel. nobody can stop this machine. 11-1 RAHHHHHHHH