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That which is meant for me will not elude me. That which isn’t meant for me will not attach itself to me.
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All jokes aside, he and his family are insanely wicked for exposing such a young child to this
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Tory’s 6-year-old son started crying in the front row after his grandfather was ushered out. Tory was looking at the child and patted his chest to reassure him
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Can’t believe I have to be the one to build generational wealth
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I know he’s doing up “my daughter, my daughter” now though
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She's gonna give birth on stage.
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Beyoncé has reportedly booked two surprise guests for Coachella (Hint: One is a Roc Nation artist)
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No O-Levels, just vibes.
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A demonstrator explaining why he's here today.
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Designer jewellery is a scam!!!
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Vitae London
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We’re cancelling each other over fashion takes today. Post your cancellable fashion take. 🤨
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Beyoncé talking to us AND showing scalp. Lord, the economy is really biting.
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Dude in the back proper wishing for Brexit
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Whoever designed that logo deserves all the accolades
@FentyStats
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#FENTY launch in Paris today. 👀
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It really is the most British thing that it won’t be grooming a child that causes his downfall, it’s jumping a queue.
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While elderly and disabled people queued for 12 hours, Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield jumped the queue. Disgraceful. #ThisMorning #queuejumping #QueueWatch #HollyWilloughby #PhilipScofield
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:(
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It’s a rite of passage for Desperate Housewives watchers
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Ate the celebrant UP
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🇹🇭 King Vajiralongkorn of Thailand and Queen Suthida of Thailand are in attendance for the Coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla #Coronation
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Me at my child’s first nativity
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Going to restaurants with foodies >> Ordering a lil bit of everything, sharing and a simple split of the bill rather than itemised nonsense
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The sweatshop was working through the night, my goodness
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GET THE LOOK 🌴 ☀️ Our Black Sheet Knitted Cut Out Maxi Dress has 79% discount! 😱👉
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The people waiting for the next train are KILLING me. London is not normal!
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Jake sharp
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Stuck on the train at Clapham Common and carriages filling with smoke, doors won’t open if it wasn’t for workmen on the platform we wouldn’t have got out! @TfL you should be ashamed! The response from station staff was horrific! @SkyNews @BBCNews @itvnews
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Since everything is the same price nowadays, might as well pick enjoyment
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M&S is actually the crème de le crème, everything there is fantastic
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I don’t get how people don’t like roast dinners 😭 meat and two veg? Crispy potato???? GRAVY??????
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Unless they sent you to school to study Ethnic Culinary Sciences, you better face your books
@ACSfessions
ACS Confessions🇬🇧✊🏾
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My bf is Nigerian and I’m Kenyan, we have completely different food and he’s a fussy eater, how do I make us food together cus he won’t eat my cultural food or even English food, I make his cultural food but I don’t like eating it all the time Leicester Uni flw @acsclass
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Genuinely looks like an altar for sacrifice
@INTERIORBYHUT
INTERIOR HUB
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Imagine coming home to THIS 🥰
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2022 vibes
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Can’t believe Craig David made some of the greatest RnB this country has ever seen to then became a Tory
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Is it because NHS is free or what? What is this behaviour?
@glenford87
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Can’t stop thinking about this absolutely criminal behavior in Whitburn Lidl
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Having a holiday to look forward to really does make life more bearable
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Cost of beauty crisis oooo
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Nars foundation is £41 now?!
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Have you seen the cost of rent and travel?
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I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this
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I find disappointing delivery food so much more insulting than disappointing restaurant food. Like, how can you insult me in my home?
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God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
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Jonathan Turley
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British Man Lights His Head On Fire In Attempting To Burn Down Synagogue
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That’s crazy that Daniel Kaluuya was wearing foundation and it didn’t transfer when he hugged Jordan Peele. My guy had a white blazer too.
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This crowd is very broke, they don’t deserve her
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Cmon party city wig. All the budget went to Indiyah’s bundles
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I’m super upset but the fact that he got access to testing without showing symptoms further proves that the government want us dead
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Pop Crave
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Idris Elba reveals he tested positive for Coronavirus: “I tested positive for Covid 19. I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure to the virus. Stay home people and be pragmatic.”
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Christmas is ruined.
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@adorekem Omggggg they were going crazy 😭😭😭😭
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I’m so tired of this damn game. My sim was glitching SO bad, he would never complete a task. I thought my game was broken, lo and behold he has ADHD???
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Plenty of space for the Holy Spirit 🙏🏾
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WHEREISTHEBUZZ
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Damson Idris and Lori Harvey Arrive At Snowfall Season 6 Premiere
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How the hell can you promote a company laptop as a work perk? How exactly do you expect me to work otherwise, smoke signals???
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Nail techs should have SPF on deck for your hands tbh. Don’t wanna have dragon claws at 35 bc I like a bit of gel
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Ouzy’s hair.. everybody so creative
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There are no eggs in the shops btw
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
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Rishi Sunak has announced that Britain will contribute £480 million over a three-year period in partnership with France to help tackle illegal migrant crossings over the Channel For more on this and other news visit
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Can’t wait to see the tag line for this lockdown. “Stay home, save Christmas” or some nonsense.
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I don’t understand why ULEZ has all this bad promo when the real criminal is that every road is 20mph!
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Premier Gaou being a break up song is absolutely rattling me dkdodndnjd
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The hot chocolate in there must go crazy
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I really need people to be more aware when sharing content of young children on socials. I just saw a TikTok of a girl walking around in her nappy and it’s been saved 63,000 times :/
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18 on a reality TV show with a 50 year old 😭 real TV is BACK! #BBUK
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The first thing my mum’s driving instructor told her is to drive with the assumption that you’re the only sane person on the road. Bc you really cannot rely on anyone else’s level of sanity.
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RIP Guy Fawkes, last of the real
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Is this what a portion of rice is meant to be? Oh my Jesus, I’m finished
@Prieltheehottie
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Oh so this what she eating for that small ass waist huh.
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It’s only when they’re fighting that they know their mates are women beaters and rapists
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Dfkm, not the transferable skills
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The government are moving like they have no sense
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Nail salons need to be offering gel polish as standard in this day and age. Is there a £10 difference between normal nail polish and gel??
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I need London venues to please, for the love of God, invest in AC!!! What the hell is the point of gorgeous gorgeous venues when everyone is SWEATING?!
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Why would a bombshell come in at this stage? Nothing in his head but creatine, Jesus Christ.
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Eating 3 times a day is HELL. Can’t I get a protein IV or something, surely there’s another way???
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It’s the “let’s try it” and the drink DISAPPEARING
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Big and Greedy
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1 night out with her would completely change the trajectory of my life
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Stole JC’s whole flow, word for word, bar for bar 😪
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Free fast broadband offered in UK to support home schooling
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Gymshark leaked and y’all were crying for the trainer’s lost income. Only Fans leaks and you’ve got a firm grasp on your meat. It is well.
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God, give me £1.2k in disposable income after paying mine and my mothers bills and I won’t disgrace you on the internet 🙏🏾
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Another day without waking up to an anonymous donation of £50,000 👍🏾
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Should wear a bussdown tomorrow morning
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Alison Hammond
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I wish !! It’s actually a Micheal Kors Watch my late mum bought me and it cost her £185 of her hard earned money . It means more to me than any Rolex . Sorry you felt uncomfortable 💓
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Bring your own brushes, bring your own gummy wax. Next they’ll say bring your own cutlery to a restaurant.
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Amber is using ebony for her brows when she should be using medium brown. Utter scenes.
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How can I work in these prime nap conditions
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I’m screaming cause it’s such a Lynette thing to do. Babe has never broken character.
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BREAKING: Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman are among 33 people being indicted in a college admissions cheating scam, allegedly paying for services like hiring students to take online courses and defrauding testing companies. ET Live has the latest:
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Raccoons are really the crackheads of the animal kingdom.
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Please if someone brought a GUN to a club I pay an extortionate fee to enter, I too would be shaking in my Van Cleef
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“Sprinkle cake tearing the black community apart like crack in the 80s”
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Feel so bad for Chyna. That useless boy shackled her.
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Is this why bus is £1.65 now??
@jasebyjason
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They are overdoing it bare
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Her talent is bullying. Right.
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They remembered it’s like 2 weeks left
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Bearing in mind, the Great British public were eating their breakfast at this time 😭
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Tom 🇳🇬🇸🇱
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I really like this 😂
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This is why mini bags > Bc my destiny is not that of a donkey
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OLONI BABY 💋
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Men will complain about you having a big bag but ask to put their crap inside.
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@KingThandie Because you’re uncultured x
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From partying in a basement to your brand becoming synonymous with black London nightlife is not small play. Massive massive congrats to the Recess team, here’s to 100 more 🥂
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Legit people wake up and decide they’re Mo Farah
@TommyBoyce13
Friend of Paddington
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Getting older is watching more and more of the people in your life do half-marathons
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Out of athletic interest, when’s the next match?
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Personally, I blame Forbes 30 Under 30
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This is why the second wave is running rampant
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@KingThandie They’ve just got a lil character.
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The earth is healing!
@superTV247
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
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BREAKING: Love Island is officially set to return to Majorca and launch on Monday, June 28th, airing for 8 weeks on ITV2 🏝 #LoveIsland
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Duckie Thot is one of the most beautiful women in existence
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Sorry Whitney’s foresight to bring different coloured wig bands?? I truly do not know a better woman!
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Shout out to you lot that get lashes on the regular cause this is not an expense I can subscribe to I’m afraid
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@jadorekem_ Ingrowns are really the devil omg????
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A whole Princess of Wales, next Queen of England, was just having a go at Photoshop to then send to global publications. Stop the cap!
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@LoveSarae Ok LMAOOOOOOO
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Salary that I aimed for by 30 😭 who but God!
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Not even ashamed of how excited I am for the chicken Big Mac
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You have to be reeeeeeally over it to break up in the last week of the show 😭
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Ginger on the girls >>>
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Always in mess, never in charts
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Bin strike is one of my greatest fears. Pay them what they want!!!
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I genuinely cannot wrap my head around “in front of other passengers”. Even if you thought they knew each other, someone is passed tf out and being forced upon??
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Sky News
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Man who raped woman in front of other passengers on London Underground jailed Read more🔗
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@jasebyjason First paragraph alone was an extra year
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This dark at 3pm thing is so aggressive
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